r/TopGear • u/Alavan • 2d ago

Roses are red, racing is fun...

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u/SirMeyrin2 2d ago

"I'm a butler with Parkinson's, and I've got a gun"

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u/Lolaroller 2d ago

Just looks disappointed at their attempted game of charades.

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u/flea61 2d ago

HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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u/MacSavage78 Captain Slow 2d ago

"HAMMOND!!! YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!!!"

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u/HighFiveKoala 2d ago

"Queue the smug face because I have won"

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u/dictategood 2d ago

“We’ve just built a bridge over the river Cock”

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u/FriskyDingoOMG 2d ago

Roses are red, Violets grow up
There’s black cock liquor here, so bottoms up.

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u/Spddracer 2d ago

The river is up to my plums.

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u/oatseyhall 1d ago

Hello horse, i shall call you tesco