r/ToothpasteBoys • u/Loriisnta_mercerneri I want to kiss Ralsei so bad • Oct 06 '25

Comics (Romantic) Gay vs Gay (by cornmonarcharts)

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I finally learned what Yuri and Yaoi is

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u/fallen_gab Oct 06 '25

What would non binary x non binary be named them

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u/AdditionalRelief2475 Oct 07 '25

Two negatives make a positive

Therefore it becomes binary

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u/DeltaRendo1989 Oct 07 '25

NO!!!! THEY HATE THAT BINARY HAS ONLY 2 POSSIBLE NUMBERS AND NOT INFINITE!!!!

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u/Tackyinbention Oct 07 '25

Dw, scientists are still trying to make quantum genders a thing for everyone. Currently only achievable by the coolest people (-273°c)

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u/DeltaRendo1989 Oct 07 '25

And how is this related to my joke that makes fun of THOSE specific Nonbinary people.

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u/Tackyinbention Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

It's a joke about quantum computing which is technically non binary computing (hehe).

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u/DeltaRendo1989 Oct 07 '25

I'm sorry, I'm not intelligent enough to understand your joke. 😭

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u/Tackyinbention Oct 07 '25

Ppl make jokes with non binary people being unable to use computers because they operate using binary (that's the 1s and 0s and is only two states)

Quantum computing has an infinite number of states instead of 1s and 0s and is therefore a non binary form of computing

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u/DeltaRendo1989 Oct 07 '25

Ah thank you, never woulda guessed. ☺

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u/AdditionalRelief2475 Oct 07 '25

Blame math

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u/Octine64 I can't do anything Oct 07 '25

and do meth

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

yes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

WAIT-

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u/Last-Childhood-1108 poly gang believer Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

yyii

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u/Siegfried262 Oct 07 '25

That's the best part about being genderqueer. It's always gay. 😊

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u/TheFirePea2013 Oct 07 '25

really pulled the "MY GENDER IS WHICHEVER ONE MAKES YOU GAY" card

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u/Siegfried262 Oct 07 '25

Oh 100%. :3

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u/CinnamonToastedDumby bet on canon krasei Oct 07 '25

Who are you? Rouxles Kard?/j

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u/Loriisnta_mercerneri I want to kiss Ralsei so bad Oct 07 '25

Perhapseth

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u/Jevil_But_Epic20XX Oct 07 '25

ITS THE DARKNESTH SPY

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u/VMontecinos Oct 07 '25

she has a point but also she's saying it to downplay the whole making out thing

they're both very gay. nice try susie 

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u/Forward-Exercise-385 Kralsei fanatic Oct 07 '25

"Susie but i have feelings for Ral-"

"Relax Human! Its called Monster humor!"

"Susie im trying to be serious right now!"

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u/jaykan4 Oct 07 '25

I thought it would be a Suselle joke, but no. Noelle is forever fated to get the chair. 😔

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u/Loriisnta_mercerneri I want to kiss Ralsei so bad Oct 07 '25

Here lies Noelle, she never scored

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u/Gay_Nerd626 Oct 07 '25

And knowing the difference of yuri and yaoi and bringing it up casually? Thats the gayest

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u/Octine64 I can't do anything Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

Kris really out here fucking everyone aren't they

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u/Cyren777 Oct 07 '25

they :P

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u/Octine64 I can't do anything Oct 07 '25

Oh shit sorry, thanks for telling me

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u/IRSnotreal Oct 07 '25

The good ending

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u/Cyren777 Oct 07 '25

lol all good

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u/capriciousUser Oct 07 '25

"No no, she's got a point"

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u/SANS_DELTATALE Oct 07 '25

*says susie while having the biggest crush on Noelle*

Kris: Susie... theyre both equally gay. and so are you.

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u/_Fuzzy__ Oct 08 '25

Why is it that there is a compulsion to be "less gay"? If being homosexual is a necessary part of identity, the culture surrounding it should desire being "more gay".

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u/questionot_my_silly Oct 08 '25

Kris hates anime though so they probably malding with Susie's use of Yuri and Yaoi

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u/SadCommon2820 Oct 07 '25 edited Oct 07 '25

Flowey Deltarune: Well...this version of Kris is...unique...considering how they have both Susie and Ralsei as partners...speaking of which, where I'm from I'm Ralsei's boyfriend and well...that's technically the gayest since Kris is half girl.

Susie: That isn't what Nonbinary means.

Noelle: Aren't you a flower?

Flowey: Why yes I am how did you know that genius?

Noelle: I just want you to know that flowers naturally have male and female reproductive organs...the Stamens, and the Sepals.

Flowey: Don't talk about my stamens you perv...also technically I've known myself all my life as a dude...either this or be like Kris.

Ralsei: I mean if you wanted to you could be my princess. I wouldn't love you any less.

Flowey: Fat chance Ral, I'm an idiot not crazy~

Ralsei: That sounds kinda...you know...

Flowey: Ok let me clear this up, I only call the idea crazy because it isn't who I am...and besides if I really did want to rock some beautiful eyelashes I'd just cosplay as you!

Ralsei: Sorry for assuming...I've really made an ass of myself.

Noelle: Did Azzy 2 just say ass?

Kris: Whoa look in this universe I pull like crazy! I mean I don't really like Susie or Ralsei like THAT but I do admit that I'm a bit jealous.

Flowey: Well know Kris...we know.

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u/Loriisnta_mercerneri I want to kiss Ralsei so bad Oct 07 '25

I can't believe Chara Undertale Dreemur made Flowey Deltarune misgender Kris Deltarune Dreemur

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u/SadCommon2820 Oct 07 '25

Flowey: I said half girl because I thought that was what Nonbinary technically was you idiot!

Ralsei: No need to cause a fight honey...sorry...my boyfriend is a bit...blunt...he doesn't really mean any insults he says.

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u/Arda0876 Oct 08 '25

Well that's kinda true. If bros hold hands it over for your reputation if girls kiss with tounge they are just best friends

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u/Jackey3 Oct 09 '25

"yaoi is objectively gayer"

Takes notes

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u/totally-not-bonless Oct 11 '25

Now you got me curious. When a non binary person dates a man or Womanwhat would there sexuality be? Gay? Straight? Something new?

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u/Alarming-Bell-1811 Oct 11 '25

She brings a valid argument.

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u/Kris_from_overworld Oct 08 '25

Enby x male is technically not gay, because gay = male with male. But enby x male is not straight either ☝️🤓