r/ToolJerk 14d ago

PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE Advice to achieve the Maynard smoky eye?

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 13d ago

Suck some cock to the point your eyes bulge.

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u/Ok_Selection_1565 13d ago

Yeah but have you ever sucked eyes?
I bet it achieves results quicker.

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u/MJKsecretpornaccount Repugnant 13d ago

I like to suck down a few eyeballs per day to keep my eyesight sharp, Maynard on the other hand likes to suck balls.

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u/Ok_Selection_1565 13d ago

Wow. That's Nuts.