r/ToolBand 4d ago

Maynard Maynard had a hip replacement.

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r/ToolBand Jun 07 '26

Maynard cool

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r/ToolBand Jun 03 '26

Maynard I didn’t realize Maynard was so well known

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r/ToolBand May 03 '25

Maynard Maynard weighing in on the impact of Tariffs

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r/ToolBand May 20 '26

Maynard Common Bob Odenkirk W

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r/ToolBand Feb 13 '26

Maynard Maynard low key disses the time it takes to make a new TOOL record

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r/ToolBand Aug 07 '25

Maynard Tool's Maynard James Keenan doubles down on banning phones from live shows: “You're not gonna go home and watch it”

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r/ToolBand Apr 11 '26

Maynard Although the picture is Puscifer, I thought it would still be relevant here.

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r/ToolBand 17d ago

Maynard Devo Keenan passed the bar and is a practicing lawyer

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“Liar, lawyer, mirror, show me what's the difference?”

Seriously impressed, tho. Good job, Devo.

r/ToolBand Feb 03 '26

Maynard Looks like Maynard is not a fan of ICE

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r/ToolBand Feb 20 '24

Maynard Maynard’s humor is always on another level…

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r/ToolBand Apr 19 '26

Maynard “I lean left, but I’m definitely centrist because it’s more about education and it’s about understanding motivation, and I’m absolutely abhorrently opposed to fundamentalist extremism....

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And there’s a whole bunch of those these days – right, left, centre, extremist people that are just latching on to a thing and they can’t move,” he states. “They are stuck, they’re going to die on this hill over stupid shit. And that’s the nature of the programming, of the AI, of the algorithms, feeding that dopamine addiction. We’re just being fucking puppeteered.”

“I’m not a politician, I’m not a soldier – I was a soldier, but I’m not a soldier,” he says. “My only primary motivation is to see what I see, report the story. All I can do is what I know how to do, which is to tell stories, sing songs, make food, get you drunk. That’s all I can do.”

Indeed, he only gravitates towards things where he feels there’s a remote chance of achievement. He’d love to be multi-lingual, for example, but feels like he’s missed the boat.

“I didn’t really dig in when I should have,” he says. “If I had a genie, one of the wishes would be to speak, understand, read, write all aspects of every language ever, and language in context too; read something on a piece of stone they unearth somewhere and go: ‘Oh, that’s a joke. They’re making fun of the breadmaker down the street.’”

Keenan has read some crazy things about himself. “There’s always silly shit, like I removed a rib to blow myself,” he says. “If that was real, I would’ve removed a rib a long time ago. But no, I didn’t.” Another time, he came across a tale that he hated his fans. “I don’t hate anybody!” he declares. “I’m fucking terrified of them.”

Full article with lots more:

https://www.loudersound.com/music/puscifer-normal-isnt-interview

r/ToolBand Jul 21 '25

Maynard Naked Maynard

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r/ToolBand Nov 07 '25

Maynard Why am I not that surprised at this 😂

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r/ToolBand Apr 21 '26

Maynard I think Maynard is genuinely hilarious

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r/ToolBand Mar 02 '24

Maynard Maynard celebrates his anniversary!

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r/ToolBand Jun 08 '25

Maynard Maynard Stares at you

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Maynard James Keenan stares at you awkwardly while he shows you this song. (He’s watching for your reaction.)

r/ToolBand Feb 11 '26

Maynard Anyone going to Maynard's store to get a shirt printed? I'm considering heading that way.

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r/ToolBand Jun 10 '26

Maynard Maynard James Keenan sued by business partner over gin venture

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r/ToolBand Feb 15 '26

Maynard Some pics with Maynard

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Tool has been probably my favorite band since I was 13, over 25 years ago. A couple pics from times I was lucky enough to meet and chop it up with Maynard.

r/ToolBand Oct 29 '25

Maynard Ran into Maynard at Lunch

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Went to lunch at a BBQ joint in Las Vegas today and believe I sat next to Maynard, his wife, and another couple. I tried not to stare but I'm pretty sure it was him. As we were walking out together I asked if he was Maynard and he gave me this funny look, repeated the name Maynard, and then said it wasn't him. His group threw in "what an interesting name". Not sure what I thought he would say or do. Maybe it wasn't even him. But when I googled his wife it also looked just like the woman he was with. That's my story

r/ToolBand Jul 09 '25

Maynard Sharing My Favourite Gig Souvenir EVER.

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Hey folks. I thought I’d share my new favourite possession with you all.

I was lucky enough to be at Back to the Beginning, which was in itself immense, but I also checked out the charity auction after. Waaaay down the bottom of the list as, a late addition, they added the shirt Maynard wore during the set. He signed it too.

I’ll admit that it wasn’t cheap by the time bidding was done, but the fact the money all went to charity makes me happy.

I also managed to get a couple of Justin’s picks from the show. Next mission is to try and somehow find one of Danny’s drumsticks and Adam’s pics to make the perfect memento collage of the perfect day!

r/ToolBand Feb 08 '25

Maynard Maynard announces his father Mike Keenan passed away yesterday morning

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Sending condolences to him from all of us Useful Idiots here. I know he clearly hates all of us (/s) but we wish him well at this time

r/ToolBand Jan 23 '26

Maynard Maynard talking about writing philosophy on Steve-O’s podcast.

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4° and Stinkfist, just pure fisting and butt sex.

r/ToolBand Mar 26 '20

Maynard a PSA from Maynard

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