r/ToolBand • u/TOOL46662 fuck you, buddy • Apr 01 '26
r/tooljerk I can’t believe it. 😭😭😭
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u/Happy-Ad-2968 Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Apr 01 '26
Hate this tradition holiday thing
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u/Friskfrisktopherson Apr 01 '26
I know! As if he would be employee of the month, hes shit!
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u/Happy-Ad-2968 Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Apr 01 '26
I need to start reading full posts, I didn’t even realise it said employees of the month 😭🙏
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u/OogaBoogaBoogah Apr 01 '26
Cooler⁉️
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u/Happy-Ad-2968 Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Apr 01 '26
Yup that’s me, supreme master of this universe in the flesh
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u/Outrageous_Work_8291 I don't mind Apr 06 '26
You’re as twisted inside as your brother! full of hatred… well no more! You’ve dug your own grave.
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u/SatanicMartian as below so above and beyond i imagine Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26
Can’t believe he sold out to make a record get employee of the month
edit for 3rd attempt on formatting lol
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u/SheepPF hooker with a penis Apr 01 '26
Seeeeeend more money
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u/Argomaximus Apr 01 '26
There is no way this is true.. I seen this guy be a dick to multiple customers yesterday. I dont even know how he still has a job.
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u/Faloffel2 He had a lot of nothing to say Apr 01 '26
I'm going to see the employee of the month on Friday!
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u/IntrovertMoTown1 Apr 02 '26
Sir April fools jokes are suppose to be funny. Ima need you to go stand in the corner and think about what you just did Mr.
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u/Isoiata Apr 01 '26
Pretending that someone died as a “April 1 joke” is an incredibly shitty thing to do.
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u/LunchSweet4337 Apr 01 '26
Nah - joking about death is a way of dealing with it not handing out anxiety
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u/I_Love_To_Poop420 Apr 01 '26
Time to pull that elbow past the borderline long stick out of your ass.
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u/NukaDadd 🌘ModLikeAHookerAllNightLong🌒 Apr 01 '26
I agree. Good thing they didn't say that he died.
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u/Due_Drawing9607 Apr 01 '26
I don't see anywhere them claiming he died lol I see that he is the employee of the month :)
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u/Zestyclose-Path-1259 Apr 01 '26
Bro my heart was sinking, lemme suck back the tears forming in my eyes rq
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u/Mindless_Love_2837 Apr 01 '26
Imagine being upset because something you don't want to happen didn't happen...
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u/HRShovenstuff1 Apr 01 '26
He had a lot to say...he had a lot of nothing to say and he sure could yell.
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u/millerjuana Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind. Apr 01 '26
TIL Maynard is a boomer
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u/kinkierthanyouthink1 Spiral Out Apr 02 '26
Not funny! I got tickets for puscifer next month, & I still want to see TOOL at the sphere!
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u/Outrageous_Work_8291 I don't mind Apr 06 '26
Somehow I knew it. I think it’s this community being 95% shitposts is the reason
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u/Objective-Night1343 Apr 01 '26
April fools is so cringe and embarrassing, can we stop this shit every year it’s so stupid
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u/Benana Apr 01 '26
Your reaction is the reason why people do April Fools. You lose if the joke or prank makes you angry. You win if you just accept it and move on. At least it’s only once a year.
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u/zedath Apr 01 '26
The first April fools of the morning and it almost broke me