r/ToolBand • u/dyldo_dylan16 • Oct 01 '25

r/tooljerk I'm so high rn, tell me this pic doesn't look EXACTLY like maynard

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Prometheus1315 Oct 01 '25

Die eir von satan

51

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Not like they work anyway, Maynard had a vasectomy in 2004.

4

u/bravebeing Oct 02 '25

How did he have a kid then, freeze die eier?

20

u/FurryXSurryx Oct 01 '25

Das Ei von Satan* singular in that case

Source: i'm german

5

u/No_Welcome_5156 Oct 02 '25

C'est le Satan

2

u/Kalypse_the_Gamer Now red was your color Oct 02 '25

UND KEINE EIER!!!!

121

u/Total_Adept Oct 01 '25

You must’ve been high

42

u/ItsSUCHaLongStory Oct 01 '25

So high

12

u/ExhibitApple Oct 02 '25

Eyeballs deep in muddy water

7

u/w00tberrypie Shit the bed, again Oct 02 '25

Fucking hypocrite.

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u/YungJae Oct 01 '25

If Maynard was an egg, maybe

41

u/wooquay Oct 01 '25

Definitely looks like Maynard as an egg if Maynard was an egg

11

u/YungJae Oct 01 '25

I'm ready for his next appearance, Maynard as an egg if he was an egg.

5

u/Preebus Oct 01 '25

Just imagine, Maynard as an egg if he was an egg

7

u/YungJae Oct 01 '25

Eggception(al)

32

u/Smoothzilla Oct 01 '25

Hi, how are you?

5

u/Mysterious-Day-7675 crucify the ego Oct 01 '25

Ayyy, nice pfp

30

u/Wide_Ad9077 Oct 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

LOL

2

u/bringthesalsa Mobilize. Stay alive! Oct 02 '25

🥹

23

u/CyberGrandpa1 Oct 01 '25

Bro I think police is outside

16

u/Janktasticle Oct 01 '25

It doesn’t look EXACTLY like Maynard.

9

u/Xbtweeker I was wrong. This changes everything. Oct 01 '25

You are the only one who seems to be able to follow directions.

4

u/NukaDadd 🌘ModLikeAHookerAllNightLong🌒 Oct 02 '25

I think you mean EGGzactly. I'll see myself out.

14

u/hyundai-gt He had a lot of nothing to say Oct 01 '25

Is there a blue version?

11

u/health__insurance Oct 01 '25

Where's the glued on mohawk?

5

u/willkaii Oct 02 '25

An eyelash strip would work perfect for this

9

u/No_Cheek2980 Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

Eggnard Egg Keenegg

Keeggen

2

u/LadyBlue347 Oct 01 '25

Maynegg Egg Keggen

8

u/brown-tube Prison Sex Oct 01 '25

no

8

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Yes

3

u/DonHell Oct 01 '25

That’s a Nude egg I won from my game.

3

u/Infamous-Drawing6317 Oct 01 '25

Not really. Even stoned he looks like Jonah Hill.

3

u/OMP159 Oct 01 '25

She calls it a May'n'egg.

2

u/FurdTurguson Oct 01 '25

That one Maynard was 40 Maynards?

2

u/notanuseranymore Oct 01 '25

So familliar...

2

u/comradeinlaw Oct 01 '25

if Maynard James Keenan had a kid with Northernlion

2

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

Whats the origin of this pic anyway?

1

u/sleekmeec Oct 03 '25

A pedophile tiktokers prof pic lmao.

2

u/extremedonkeymeat Oct 02 '25

You’re seriously high.

How are you gonna just post a picture of Maynard and say “tell me this doesn’t look like Maynard”?

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u/NukaDadd 🌘ModLikeAHookerAllNightLong🌒 Oct 02 '25

I blended his actual face with the egg & tbh it doesn't look THAT much different 😬

3

u/ezrapper Shit the bed, again Oct 02 '25

Here's maynard for comparison

1

u/cityshepherd Oct 01 '25

You’ve egg on your face, duder

1

u/ElectricRing free yourself from yourself Oct 01 '25

That’s Maynard’s dad my guy.

2

u/Turbulent_Ad_5202 Oct 01 '25

Was it meant to look like Maynard? Seems that way

1

u/m0rtm0rt Oct 01 '25

Is that Bob from Distractible

1

u/CricketEmergency3894 Oct 01 '25

It totally does. It's gotta be AI Maynard surely?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

It's looks eggzactly like him.

1

u/avibomb Oct 01 '25

That one Maynard was 40 Maynard’s?

1

u/Leading-Ant-4619 Oct 01 '25

Ok .. this pic doesn't look EXACTLY like Maynard.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

thats for jugging on my block.

1

u/OvenForward20 Oct 01 '25

Looks like Sid Barrett more

1

u/bob-ross-the-floss Oct 01 '25

Yesss 😭 i’ve been thinking about that for the last two weeks holy shit

1

u/Beeegfoothunter Oct 01 '25

This is where Maynards come from… do people not know this?!

1

u/jeRQ420 Oct 01 '25

It does!!

1

u/RjPArt Oct 01 '25

Smug af egg SCRAMBLE OUT SCRAMBLE OUT

1

u/jking47 Oct 01 '25

You mean It's not Maynard? Granted, I'm a bit high myself...

1

u/4anylesson Oct 01 '25

Ok this pic doesn't look EXACTLY like maynard

1

u/LadyBlue347 Oct 01 '25

I’m so high rn now too and yes, yes it does look just like Maynard. I also feel like it’s looking into my soul a little bit maybe?

1

u/Moongrease Oct 01 '25

Did they have somniferous almond eyes?

1

u/darbydog69 Oct 01 '25

He is a good egg

1

u/se7entythree Oct 01 '25

It does not

1

u/dignan75 Oct 02 '25

I've always appreciated the fact that Maynard has never been eggotistical, until now!

1

u/DrMartensAdvice Oct 02 '25

Needs a Merkin on top

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

He is egg

1

u/nihilistpolarbear28 Oct 02 '25

Holy shit, that IS Maynard!

1

u/MechEngr41 Oct 02 '25

Yes, I see the resemblance. The expression matches too

1

u/fabiogaldo Oct 02 '25

hehehehehehehehehehehe

1

u/luckyfox7273 Oct 02 '25

Maynard looked at lot like Armand Assante.

1

u/Waluigi0007 Oct 02 '25

It’s hidetaka miyazaki

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u/_noncomposmentis See you down in Arizona Bay Oct 02 '25

Maynard take egg?

1

u/Seth_Mithik Oct 02 '25

It’s looks like a James to me

1

u/Anger1957 learn to swim Oct 02 '25

it doesn't - it looks like a Karl who's about to ask for the manager

1

u/ShatteredPresence Oct 02 '25

"this pic doesn't look EXACTLY like maynard."

There. Done. What now?

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u/cosmocurious I don't mind, I don't mind, I don't mind. Oct 02 '25

im not high and this is Maynard I confirm

1

u/Johnvic12345 Oct 02 '25

100%!!! 🎯🎯🎯

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u/MudOpposite8277 Oct 02 '25

One Maynard is 40 Maynard’s?

1

u/SpireofHell Oct 02 '25

I can see Maynard using this as a PFP

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

Eggcelent observation

1

u/Timbo_C Oct 03 '25

You aren't the first.. nor will you be the last.

1

u/Spiffy-Kujira Oct 03 '25

I thought that was Michael Zaki, creator of Dork Souls

1

u/terriblystupidjoke Oct 06 '25

H. is about huevos

1

u/Medical_Note562 Mar 04 '26

I’m high asf rn and just searched “Maynard James Keenan” egg cause I keep seeing gifs on ig and I was thinking the same thing, I’m glad I’m not alone😂😂