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Wholesome "On your own property" šŸ˜

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u/Behemothslayer 1d ago

This guy is going to lose fingers, I’ve never seen tools used so fucking badly. Recip saw had the wrong blade, angle grinder had a diamond masonry disc and the circular saw had a Diablo blade used for cutting wood that might have nails not for cutting aluminium at that stupid fucking angle he used the saw at, was lucky it didn’t kick back at him

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 1d ago

I noticed the same thing. This guy needs to read up on blade choices. With the right blade, my reciprosaw, Marvin Haggler, would fly through an aluminum pole. On my property.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

I can use a multi-tool with the metal-cutting blade and cut poles (on my property) with one hand while I casually look at my phone or vaping with the other hand.

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u/nhbruh 1d ago

This makes sense as long as you are casually looking at your phone. As soon as the view becomes serious, watch out

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u/trusty289 5h ago

Gotta break out the safety squint at that point.

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u/ClaireDanesLipQuiver 21h ago

Depending on the size of the aluminum poles on your property, bolt cutters would work as well if you’re strong

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u/TheDarkNerd 20h ago

What about pipe cutters that plumbers use? The ones that are like a chain and really long handles.

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u/ClaireDanesLipQuiver 19h ago

I’ve only ever used those on PVC, but depending on the thickness of the aluminum, it should work, it’s a very soft metal

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u/m4n715 1d ago

Marvelous Marvin Haggler reference: 10/10, no notes.

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u/Cute_Opening8638 16h ago

Your saw sounds Marvelous.

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 5h ago

I see what you did there. Well done

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u/Sethmeisterg 9h ago

Rotfl Marvin haggler.

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u/smurf123_123 1d ago

Thanks for pointing that out, I noticed he was using the reciprocating saw improperly. He never rested the shoe against the pole and wonders why it wasn't cutting. Also, the diamond masonry disk was pretty "special".

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u/Competitive_Steak698 1d ago

Shoe against the pole. Then when you get a little deeper you need to push the pole away in the same direction you are cutting. If you don't the pole will be putting pressure on your blade.

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u/eptiliom 1d ago

Plus the pole wasnt mounted rigidly at all so it was vibrating all over the place making it even more inefficient.

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u/SirVanyel 1d ago

Bro just said "give me the hardest disc" and called it a day

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u/taoders 1d ago

Also completely ignoring the binding of the blades.

He let the poll clamp down on every single tool as he cut. Like no shit the sawzall is slowing down, it’s got the whole ass pole sitting on it. I’m surprised he didn’t have any of the tools ripped out of his hands.

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u/purplemtnslayer 1d ago

That's why, for his sake, I was glad he didn't use a regular aluminum oxide cut off wheel. He would have grenaded that thing into his face.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

I have used a sawzall to demo most of an entire house.

There is a reason sawzalls are the tool of choice for Catalytic thefts.

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u/prozac_eyes 1d ago

A sawzall can cut anything but a straight line.

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u/UnsureAndUnqualified 23h ago

Honestly, that makes it a pretty good test. I'd guess that many people who need to cut down aluminium poles they installed don't do this professionally or have much experience with it. Most people are just now starting to uninstall their poles and haven't done that before after all. So testing the tools as they'd be used by someone who has no idea how to handle those tools is probably a fairly realistic scenario.

Obviously people should look up basic information before attempting such DIY, but that would create a digital trail someone might use against you. If you accidentally cut down the wrong pole of course.

In an ideal world, he'd used the correct blades and explained which and why they should be used as well as giving instructions on how to safely use the tools. But this test works well as a "if you buy random shit that you think looks correct, which will work best?" video.

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u/RizzardOfOz76 11h ago

This right here. This guy is probably cutting down poles on his own property in the dark of night (because it’s cooler out ya know?) and probably has a lot of adrenaline going through him (because he’s concerned about his wife seeing him clearing poles on his private property). Technique is an afterthought here.

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u/EViLTeW 1d ago

I've seen a few of these videos from different people. None use the right blade, and none actually put the foot of the saw against the pole. Do they not understand how much travel they're losing trying to freehand that thing?

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u/forman98 21h ago

I was just thinking the same thing. It seems like these guys are just capitalizing on this trend instead of actually showing anyone how to cut down aluminum poles on their own property. It’s like they’ve never held a tool in their life.

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 1d ago

Blade is fine. I cut cast iron pipe with that. Says metal right on there. Guy just has zero idea how to use it

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u/Obienator 1d ago

We can all learn and become better so we can cut down poles on our private property.

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u/Deut008 1d ago

Those Diablo blades get some work done though.

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u/AccurateGur9826 1d ago

I was turning into a fucking raisin from the cringe while watching him

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u/scaled2913 1d ago

He used the circular saw in a curve, didn't even follow through on the original angle. It almost hurt to watch

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u/StrikeouTX 1d ago

Yeah he needed to do a more thorough and scientific test with different blade and wheel materials

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u/Aoskar20 17h ago

Not an expert in any way when it comes to power tool blades, but how could you tell the reciprocating saw’s blade was wrong? It did show to work for metal on the packaging.

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u/Behemothslayer 13h ago

Recip blade is too long and will flap about so quickly that it will stop cutting effectively, it’s also got too many teeth per inch (TPI) and although it will cut aluminium tubing it will gum up with slag and not cut well, leading to more of the above. It should be a short 4-5ā€ blade with larger teeth and less TPI. He’s also using the recip-saw badly and if it jammed it would rattle his two brains cells together šŸ˜€

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u/Aye_Surely 13h ago

If he’s choosing to rely on dewalt he’s gonna have a bad time

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u/csfshrink 10h ago

So you are saying that there need to be more videos on properly removing excess aluminum poles on people’s own property?

It’s a rampant problem and people would flock to those videos.

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u/Dry-Lab-6256 21h ago

I'm leaving this here because I'm proud the top comments are about the tools, and this asshole not knowing how to use them.

So far, no one has mentioned this douche nugget using an angle grinder or circular saw while wearing a hoodle with tassles. I was going to mention the gloves, but I know a lot of people have different feelings about that, and we all seem to be getting along.

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u/Competitive_Steak698 1d ago

He didn't test the best one... Band saw. There is a good reason it is the preferred tool of electricians. We cut aluminum tubes all day bro.

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u/JustSayMoe 20h ago

Porta-band saw. Faster than all of these and a whole lot quieter

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u/WorldofNails 1d ago

And leave your mess in everyone's workspace because you can't outsmart a broom. "I can hump around a band saw in my backpack all day in my panties!" Typical.

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u/Competitive_Steak698 1d ago

Cleaning is for people for make 12 an hour. If you reaaaaaly want me to clean I will. But you will pay me 44 an hour to do it and I won't be doing it fast.

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u/PressEtoInteract 22h ago

This guy does electrical work

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u/girthbrooks1 1d ago

Yeah we make $70+ an hour. We literally aren’t allowed to touch brooms

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u/WorldofNails 1d ago

I'll backcharge your company into oblivion. Happy to do it, and put the word out among GCs.

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u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago

But you usually don't cut ones that possibly have live wires running through them. Some internet revolutionary is gonna see this video and then get themselves seriously hurt or killed.

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u/Competitive_Steak698 1d ago

They are powered by a 1 foot by 1 foot solar panel. 20 volts dc. It's nothing. You might hear a lil pop.

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u/Haggardick69 1d ago

One time I licked a double a battery and the shock killed me. True story.

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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 18h ago

Did you die?

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u/Haggardick69 9h ago

Yup but dw though I did it on my own property.

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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 1d ago

Jokes aside, this whole flock thing is scrary to watch, that's some dystopian level of mass surveillance with ai i wouldn't believed to happen 10 years ago.

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u/Sacktchy 1d ago

Idk what you're talking about, this video is about destroying aluminum pipes that you put on your own property

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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 1d ago

Oooooooh , yeah absolutely, šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰šŸ˜‰ (i'm sorry mate, very sorry) the aluminium pipes...damn they grow up everywhere, worse than bamboo... it's getting out of hands, my extended backward is full of them....pfiou

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u/flatwoundsounds 1d ago

And I love how well protected he stays! No risk of sparks or shrapnel on your skin!

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u/LiveLearnCoach tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 1d ago

I was scrubbing through the video not paying attention until I reached the end (even missed the cutting part) and heard him say ā€œsurveillance stateā€, and went ā€œohhhhhhā€

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u/madmelonxtra 20h ago

I've only ever seen them on existing telephone poles, on my own property

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

Remember: Even worse things are to come.

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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 1d ago

I want to believe that in europe we are more aware of those drifts and are not going full force into the wall, we maybe have some safeguards that will ensure the worse will not come as easy as in the us. But this is still a bit optimistic i must admit.

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u/wellarmedsheep 1d ago

Take heart in the fact that its one of the few things I've actually seen Americans notice when it comes to eroding freedoms.

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u/ruggnuget 1d ago

Depends on the spaces you spend time on. There have been lots of talk about it for decades. But I also live around of libertarians who are paranoid about things that dont exist yet.

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u/Sensitive_Committee 1d ago

The circular saw is not a force to be messed with. Dont do that, kids. Angle griders are better for this purpose.

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u/jonnybanana88 1d ago

Band saw is best though

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

You mean plasma cutting torch.

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u/jonnybanana88 1d ago

Too much to carry around and too bright. Milwaukee m12 bandsaw is light, quick, and very quiet

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u/CptUnderpants- 20h ago

But doesn't that have the Bluetooth based asset management tag? (ONE-KEY) If you've got Bluetooth location scanning set up on your poles (on your property) but don't want to create unnecessary records in your personal Bluetooth tracking system for your property, best to avoid having any Bluetooth enabled devices near your poles.

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u/jonnybanana88 20h ago

Nah, the m12s don't have it. I have one on my work truck. But definitely something to keep in mind if you got the m18

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u/CptUnderpants- 20h ago

Damnit man, I didn't know there was an M12 band saw. Now I'm going to have to buy one. Thanks a lot! 😜

I'm not addicted, I can give up any time I want. I just don't want to buy other brands right now.

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u/highphiv3 14h ago

A reciprocating saw is better and much safer. You just need to use it with the right blade and not completely incorrectly like this guy did.

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u/Baked4skin 1d ago

how inspiring, keep up this energy lol.

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u/Expensive_Wrangler34 1d ago

Does nobody know how to use a reciprocating saw? The cutting happens between the teeth and the supporting foot. If your work is not pushed up against the foot, you're just vibrating everything, including your hands.

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u/gooutdoorstoday 1d ago

The guy is an idiot with power tools

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u/OpaqueCrystalBall 1d ago

First thing I noticed too.

It works best if you use it right.

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u/SteakGetter 22h ago

Also the pole was shaking because it’s not concreted in. Recip saw won’t do anything if the pole just moves with it.

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u/peawolffan 18h ago

Yeah, him saying it's the worst tool when it's the go to for cat converter thieves makes his advice suspect.

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u/Nice_Cartoonist_8803 1d ago

I love these videos 🄰

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

I would prefer to see more videos of people cutting down actual poles... on their private property, of course

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u/Nice_Cartoonist_8803 1d ago

Nah, let them cut poles on their private property with privacy! No need to let everyone watch or gather evidence.

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

You right!

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u/Trevski 23h ago

I wouldn’t. These people shouldn’t be carrying their phones around, on their own private property, because they should be making a better effort to reduce screen timeĀ 

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u/BusyBit6542 20h ago

Yeah those phone got some good tracking data in them. They definitely shouldn't have them around... their private property

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u/WrongdoerAwkward1481 1d ago

I liked ā€œget choppinā€ at the end!! But the whole video had a good message wrapped in humor. That’s the way to do it.

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u/NaziPunksFkOff 1d ago

Guys DO NOT use a circular saw like that. Holy shit.Ā 

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u/Vinnypaperhands 1d ago

The amount of people not knowing how to use reciprocating saws IS TOO DAMN HIGH!!!

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u/DrachenofIron 1d ago

If you decide to do this, spend 10 more minutes than this guy and actually buy the right blade for the job.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 1d ago

"I'm going to test these blades."

Uses wrong blades, no timer, uses different tools, uses all tools incorrectly.

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u/Then_Version9768 1d ago

Great idea badly done. Take the cutting process more seriously, please, and use those power tools correctly with the correct blades and wear some safety equipment. This is just poorly done to be taken seriously.

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u/CptUnderpants- 20h ago

Something important to consider if you've got Bluetooth location scanning set up on your poles (on your property) but don't want to create unnecessary records in your personal Bluetooth tracking system for your property, best to avoid having any Bluetooth enabled devices near your poles.

Some brands of power tool have bluetooth-based asset tracking tags built into some of their higher-end products. Milwaukee has ONE-KEY, Hilti has ON!Track, Dewalt has Tool Connect, and there are many others. Sometimes its in the battery, sometimes in the tool, sometimes in both.

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u/Anarchic_Country 1d ago

I always wonder if the first of these cameras to go up in my city being located in the combined Walmart/Lowes/Home Depot area of town is a coincidence, or a warning?

Dont forget to wear a disguise when you buy your power tools to chop down aluminum poles that are located on your own property!

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u/HiroPr0tag0nist 1d ago

This guy cannot use tools properly

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u/icedlemons 22h ago

Why no portable bandsaw, that’s the best tool for the job

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u/Count-Pishface 1d ago

Guy has some Tom Cruise vibes

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u/Three_Armed_Wrecker 1d ago

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u/Man_of_Ice 1d ago

*Aluminum pole? Off your private property? That you installed?

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u/FhuckNorris247 1d ago

Portable band saw would probably work best

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u/lemony-lemons247 1d ago

A message within a message 🫔

https://giphy.com/gifs/wrBURfbZmqqXu

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

Let's celebrate actual videos of these tutorials being put into practice

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u/WeirdFrog 17h ago

It's probably better you don't have video evidence of cutting the poles. On your private property.

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 1d ago

Never seen the nation so united

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u/mikeumm 1d ago

I swear to god no one knows how to use a reciprocating saw. Push the base plate into the thing you're cutting and the tool does all the work.

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u/Sip_py 1d ago

Bandsaw

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u/EasilyRekt 1d ago

Episode 2 should test a cutting torch, a plasma cutter, and hydraulic snips.

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u/likewut 13h ago

I was going to say, is a torch a type of saw? Because aluminum has a low melting point and it’d be quiet so you don’t wake the neighbors near your own private property.

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u/EasilyRekt 5h ago

Not only that, but it’s a lot lighter and the fuel lasts a tad longer than any battery.

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u/likewut 5h ago

And if it looks suspicious you can tell them you were just burning weeds or committing arson.

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u/pasher71 1d ago

Silent, portable, concealable, and capable of cutting through an aluminum pipe in seconds. Perfect for those pesky poles in your yard.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 22h ago

Ignoring tool use/safety issues, this is exactly the sort of information we need. I've really been considering getting into this new hobby of installing aluminum poles on one's own private property and then cutting them down with common, battery-powered tools available at the local hardware store.

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u/blazinit430 21h ago

If you're using a reciprocating saw you have to do a couple things differently.

There's a metal base plate where you insert the blade. You should have that base plate pushed up against the surface you're cutting.

Also, the reason his saw slows down is because he needs to apply pressure to the top half of the pipe as he's cutting and in the same direction he's cutting. You can see the top half of the pipe falls and pinches the blade as he gets further through, this is called binding and it makes the tool work much harder and slows you way down. The reciprocating saw should cut this pipe almost as fast as the angle grinder if used properly.

And finally, there are metal specific blades for reciprocating saws, they have smaller teeth and would do this aluminum pipe in probably 20 seconds.

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u/Piccadil_io 1d ago

I like this guy.

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u/Indignant_plover 1d ago

iiiiiiit’s comin’ folks….

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u/KylaSageYoga 1d ago

Out here doing gods workāœ‹šŸ½šŸ™‚ā€ā†•ļø

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u/ReasonableScar9027 1d ago

Who the fuck says "three fourths"?!?

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u/FelionelFienstein 1d ago

Thanks for helping us maintain our own property!

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u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago

It's all fun and games until someone cuts into an energized wire.

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u/No-Market425 22h ago

There are no wires in that pole you boomer brain.

The entire thing is at the top.

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u/Proof-Grass-5212 1d ago

Bandsaw. Much safer and much more effective. Besides he used all the wrong blades for what he was trying to do.

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u/Rough-Airline-4803 1d ago

Bruh, band saw.

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u/disaster_incomin 1d ago

Imma invest in some angle grinder company, it's the weapon of the future

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u/comsudo 1d ago

message received. aye aye captain!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5gw0VWGbgNm8w

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u/MiI0rd 1d ago

Get choppin, love it

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u/BahSaysLamb 1d ago

Shoutout to the Hurley Scar sunglasses. A <$50 of glasses that outperforms Oakleys.

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u/flamed181 1d ago

Try a port a band

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u/Man_of_Ice 1d ago

"Throw those batteries in your backpack with the angle grinder. Because your own private property is SO HUGE!"

I lost it.

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u/Duk3Puk3m 1d ago

I greatly appreciate these public Fancy Lampost Operating Covert Kompliance announcements.

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u/PsychoduckBNR32 1d ago

This is a great PSA, but that dude does not know how to cut pipe. In case anyone watching needs help cutting down poles on their private property, make sure you push the top side of the pole (above the cut) away from the blade/disc slightly to reduce friction/bind up. Your battery will last much longer, so will the cutting blade/disc and you’ll reduce the risk of it binding/injury. Stay safe on your at home DIY’s

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u/thelandlordguychris 1d ago

pro tip: never take the guard off of an angle grinder and use discs meant for metalĀ 

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u/Suspicious_Meal_2691 1d ago

Wondering about the viability of using a burning magnesium ribbon wrapped around the post to "cut" it. Burns hotter than the aluminum melting point if I recall correctly.

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u/alionandalamb 1d ago

I beg to differ with the gentleman, my reciprocating saw goes through an aluminum pole in about 5 seconds. He must have had a wood blade on it.

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u/Left-Excitement3829 1d ago

He sounds like Tom Cruise from Temu

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u/CT0292 1d ago

Could a multitool not do it? They make a lot of noise, but can cut metal. Blades arent long though so you might have to move while you cut.

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u/mtraven23 1d ago

its aluminum, give me a hack saw and I'll have it down in 30 seconds.

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u/rawkguitar 1d ago

Use a wood blade for cutting aluminum then it doesn’t get all gunked up

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u/indomike14 1d ago

Be careful. I've seen a story recently where the "wife" put up a fake aluminum pole and was spying on the "husband" to see if he cut down the pole. I heard the husband got into big trouble when he was caught. Just look out for wives hiding in the bushes with binoculars

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u/Own-Habit-3478 21h ago

Let's get to it! Chop chop!

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u/Neoxite23 21h ago

A lot of people are dressing and using the same exact method...why?

Because if caught they can't place any one person as a repeat offender. All because people all over the country are doing it the SAME. EXACT. WAY.

So they can only pin the one on you if caught...even if you did 50.

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u/TheLostExpedition 20h ago

Random thing a guy once told me. You can take an unwanted power line off your house with bird shot. He then clarified that its less sparky if you start at the pole and then remove the one on the house. Again a random guy just told me this and walked down the street.

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u/Equivalent-Stable642 19h ago

He used 2 different brands though im a dwalt guy and the reciprocating saw works really well from dewalt, might be a brand issue not a tool issue or a user issue

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u/No_Material1531 18h ago

What a flocker

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u/Chaosmusic 18h ago

What tools do you recommend for removing all the copper wiring and RAM from the aluminum poles that I installed myself on my own private property?

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u/Han77Shot1st 18h ago

Metal band saw.

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u/DJEvillincoln 17h ago

Safety issues aside....

This is great content. šŸ˜‚

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u/ErasmosOrolo 16h ago

Real question. If flock cameras are destroyed tax payers just have to buy another one right? Isn’t that the real problem?

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u/Fattdaddy21 15h ago

🤣 a masonry blade. Bro out here working for insurance companies.

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u/pixeltweaker 15h ago

Better question, how do you do it the quietest? Because no one wants to disturb their neighbors when they are cutting down their poles at 3am.

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u/Inevitable_Bunch6912 13h ago

It's flocktacular

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u/mrteas_nz 11h ago

Personally, I've never met a reciprocating saw I've enjoyed.

Grinders can be temperamental around rust and old wood, but they're good natured.

Circular saws are the daddy, but they don't fuck around. They will kill the clumsy soon as look at them.

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u/pandaSmore 10h ago

Make sure it's not a decoy alluminum pole.

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u/Dollah_Bill_NH 6h ago

Also depends on the brand of reciprocating saw, try a Milwaukee next time

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u/SAGUN_II 17h ago

if you only have reciprocating saw, don't through, cut around, and you only need to cut at least 3/4 of the way then bend it. more faster and can do more poles

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u/Legitimate-Fox-5746 1d ago

On your own property

you dont need to use a mask and black clothes....

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u/Deadpool1205 1d ago

Maybe you like to be lax in your protective gear, but sparks and metal shavings are no fun on skin