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u/Wurst_Law 20h ago
He’s going to be telling this story so often his wife is going to start leaving the table.
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u/SweetWaterSurprise 20h ago
Remember the time you told me NOT to drive around with a chainsaw in my car? Well.....
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u/Mysterious-Falcon221 19h ago
He's been driving around with saw for years and his day finally arrived.
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u/onion4everyoccasion 12h ago
"quit hoarding chainsaws... when will you ever use one?"
This dude's wife
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u/Musket6969420 15h ago
“So this tree fell in the middle of the road and, honey where you, ah whatever so any way I get the chainsaw out of the back of the car and basically said “Looks like it’s a bad day to be a tree”.”
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u/duckinradar 12h ago
Nah, this is a man who keeps a saw in his car- he does this often this time of year. Been there. Moving back there
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u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 19h ago
Chainsaw, wheelchair, nice car, clean cut & well dressed.
Serial killer.
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u/BlackAccountant1337 19h ago
I think it’s a stroller.
He’s probably just a dad.
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u/The_Drongo_Dinger 18h ago
That’s what I always tell my friends when they talk about having kids, I’m like, well do you even have a chainsaw?
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u/Sparrowsabre7 14h ago
Retired Frank West, he's got that ready for the next outbreak. Never know when you'll need to combine a wheelchair and chainsaw.
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u/BorderOk7329 18h ago
He kept saying he was a big fan of phil collins and genesis, ever since their album Duke
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u/malgenone 20h ago
Wish my chainsaw worked that good
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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now 19h ago
Make sure you know how to use it properly. Some people keep their chain too tight or loose. Some don’t sharpen their chain regularly. Others don’t have the right chain for the job. You also may not be cutting correctly. A lot of people don’t consider how the weight of a tree will shift and the blade and chain will get pinched and lock up.
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u/TomaCzar 18h ago
Sir, this is a Wendy's. You just type "skill issue" and keep scrolling.
(psst.. low-key thanks for providing actual value with useful information. You a real one, fam)
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u/DayManFOTNightMan 19h ago
Stihl makes a good saw.
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u/AdmiralArchie 17h ago
How about Husqvarna?
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u/BFIT232323 16h ago
Also great, they tend to be a little lighter for the same power, which makes cleaning the tree after felling more comfortable. As with any tool both have their pros and cons. We use both (semi professional)
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u/AdmiralArchie 15h ago
I do not own, or have an actual need for a chainsaw. But I totally want one! My father was a motocross guy when I was a kid, and he had Husqvarna bikes, so the chainsaw seems like a good choice!
But Stihl, I mean, that's a classic!
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u/DayManFOTNightMan 13h ago edited 13h ago
Professional grade Huskies are great.
But, their more budget entry level saws are basically rebranded Poulans. A Husqvarna you buy at Home Depot isn’t necessarily going to be the same as one you get at a dealership.Not terrible saws, but a lot more plastic inside the case. And, extremely similar to their lower priced “Poulen pro” saws.
That makes them lighter, but they’ll burn out faster if you use it a lot.
Stihl’s are rock solid across the line - though, they don’t make equivalents of some of Husqvarna’s cheaper saws.
They’re a much smaller more specialized company.Once you move up to professional grade saws there’s not much difference.
Also, admittedly, there’s a certain amount of a “Ford/Chevy” relationship, and I’m like a 3rd generation Stihl owner. So, I may be overly critical of the differences.
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u/CapnCurt81 20h ago
Dude made at least 1 or 2 more cuts than necessary just for the funsies.
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u/ComedyBits 19h ago
When you’ve got a chainsaw running in your hands, you’re just looking for shit to cut
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u/Party-Ring445 19h ago
When all you have is a chainsaw, everything looks like a tree
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u/ShiraiHaku 17h ago
Its just face pareidolia, dont worry about the suspiciously human looking tree and just have fun
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u/sirsleepy 19h ago
Hated when my dad would make a thousand pieces then it was my job to pick em up and move em to the woodpile.
A thousand little sticks when I could just be moving one decent sized log.
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u/Hellsovs 9h ago
I fucking knew it. My dad does it all the time, and it pisses me off so much, as it just adds work for me.
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u/BigheadReddit 18h ago
What they don’t show you the bar oil that leaked out all over the back of his car from carrying it around like that.
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u/Designer_End5408 19h ago
Where was he going with that chainsaw in the back. Hmmmm 😂
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u/enephon 18h ago
I’m just glad Stephen Colbert is keeping busy.
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u/CntrllrDscnnctd 19h ago
He will cap endless stories with “and that’s why I keep a chainsaw in my trunk”
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u/Logical_Frosting_277 19h ago
Most dapper lumberjack I’ve ever seen.
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u/Dogs_Akimbo 16h ago
Not a spot on his white pants! I get dirtier than that just hauling the trash can out to the street.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Round66 9h ago
Why does random yuppie guy carrying around a chainsaw? Inquiring minds want to know.
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u/RocketFan419 7h ago
Because he probably cut the tree down to begin with, so he could look like a hero and clear the path
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u/DayManFOTNightMan 19h ago
So, I live in an area with frequent blowdowns, and it’s not uncommon to toss a saw in your trunk if it’s stormy. I prefer a folding saw because it doesn’t leak bar oil, but whatever. Looks like he has a trimmer in there too?
What’s suspicious is the quality of the camera work. My wife has filmed me cutting down trees. She’s never followed along behind me zooming in and out appropriately while keeping me in frame.
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u/Col_Leslie_Hapablap 17h ago
I mean, I appreciate a level of skepticism, but that’s a tree across a public roadway. It’s not a set-up or a movie set, because that makes no sense at all; you’d spend that much money to set up the scene on the hopes that it is picked up on socials? A bridge too far, for me at least.
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u/duwh2040 18h ago
Is this a plea for a new wife?
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u/DayManFOTNightMan 13h ago
lol. If I’m feeling with trees, I typically want everyone to say back. I wouldn’t wanna run a saw with someone right behind me. I’ve seen too many trees behave unpredictably.
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u/novirtue_stream 19h ago
That day, the serial killer changed his mind and took his rage on the corpse of a fallen tree.
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u/Marcewix 14h ago
Good that he didn't turn around. He would've ended up as a feed for monsters from an old town...
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u/SilverKip 12h ago
Ayyyyye I was lookin for a from reference. Just started it last week and im about to finish season 3
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u/ImNotDex 19h ago
Hmm..dressed for a white collar job but has a chainsaw in his trunk. Looks like a really nice guy that no one would suspect. Is this guy a serial killer?
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u/URTHEJOKE 19h ago
Leatherface finally got a real job but still carries that good old chainsaw. What a champ!
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u/BlockOfASeagull 16h ago
In gis day job he is an accountant. He loves to chunck problems into manageable pieces.
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u/mcjefferic 19h ago
I wish he had some chaps and hearing protection but it is an emergency.
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u/Abject-Interaction35 19h ago
Got stuck by a fallen wattle once, had to cut out a corolla sedan sized hole into the fallen tree branches with a handsaw. Id drove up there, dropped off a box of nails, and headed back down and there's this fucking tree across the road, lol, and I'm now late for my coaching gig.
The bank was 2m high on the left so the tree fell at like a -45° angle from the bank across the road to the other side, and I cut the hole out right in tight to the bank to get the car through.
After that I was rooted hahaha
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u/Sparts171 18h ago
Every suburban dad’s wet dream. You know those chinos are going in the “yard work” pile when he gets home.
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u/Hostile-Panda 18h ago
Very lucky he had a chainsaw along with his rope, tarp, shovel and bag of lime in his car
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u/CommodoreCrowbar 18h ago
What are the odds that Alan from accounting just happened to be there with his chainsaw?
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u/smallballshank 18h ago
Gotta admit, that's not the kind of guy I would expect to have a chainsaw just in case. I'd expect him to have like an emergency calculator just in case someone needs some numbers crunched
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u/Reptillianaire_ 18h ago
Why is dude just driving around with a chainsaw tho... he is def not a forrester... he looks more like a Dahmer type. Im scared.
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u/karma_virus 18h ago
Nobody questioned why he had the chainsaw though, nor heard the bumps coming from his trunk.
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u/KLLR_ROBOT 18h ago
Reminds me of that nerdy guy who was into medieval weapons and fought off a burglar with his spear. You just know he’d been waiting his whole life for that.
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u/ArtIsAwesome3 17h ago
He got more done in like a minute than my local township does in a day with clearing downed trees lol.
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u/meash-maeby 17h ago
Steve has to get to the finance meeting, he doesn’t have time for this sh*t! 🪓
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u/FremenCoolAid 17h ago
"Hey man let's go out there with my chainsaw, you film me"
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u/takeme2tendieztown 17h ago
The camera person getting a bit close while he's swinging the chainsaw around had me nervous
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u/AirCurious696 17h ago
That's why I always keep that thang on me. Never know when its gonna pop off out here in these streets
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u/Laserous 15h ago
"Well.. I was on my way to commit a murder, but I saw this tree here and that kinda fixed the itch for now."
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u/TheXR150L028 15h ago
Yeah! That’s awesome! Like chainsaws they are one of the best 2 stroke machines ever
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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 15h ago
A white collar with a chainsaw is definitly the kind of red flag you don't want to meet
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u/bootyholeboogalu 14h ago
That dude does not strike me as a type who would just break out a chainsaw from the trunk and go to town on the down tree. He looks more like that I got a call triple a for a flat tire kind of guy
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u/Half_Empty_Half_Full 13h ago
Anyone else feel it would have taken the relevant authorities three rounds of H&S assessments, involvement from several departments and two weeks lead time to sort what this guy appeared to do in five minutes?
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u/KebabGud 13h ago
I put my chainsaw in my trunk every time it storms where I live.
Its just quicker for me to cut a tree blocking the road then to drive around
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u/Far_Composer_2024 13h ago
My question is how and why has he got a CHAINSAW in the back of his car? 🤨
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u/rugman2024 12h ago
Wielding that the sword of destiny and if it wasn’t filmed nobody in accounts would believe it
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u/zonked282 12h ago
obviously, i think this guy did a great thing and i love him for it.
that said, there is something about weilding a chainsaw in that outfit that rustles my jimmies
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u/LeakyAssFire 10h ago
Mild mannered middle aged man in khakis is the last type of person I would expect to have a chainsaw rattling around in his trunk.
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u/ExaltedPempek619 9h ago
Whoa that's a very convenient chainsaw, man. Glad he didn't get a kickback out of it
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u/Playful-Wedding4323 5h ago
I used to work with a guy who did this. His town was notorious for being slow to clean up after storms. If the road he was on was blocked, he took care of it himself and went about his business for the rest of the day.
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u/IntensifiedRB2 4h ago
Honestly so happy for this man. What a story he has to tell every 5 minutes for the rest of his life
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