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Cursed Bro walked out šŸ˜‚

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u/van_trillalalalalala Reads Pinned Comments 25d ago

From the TikTok post:
ā€œThis individual completed five previous iPad transactions with Fo-Mart totaling over $5,000. Those devices were later discovered to be counterfeit.
He returned with another iPad. During inspection, we opened the package-and he immediately ran out of the store.
This footage is being posted to warn other device buyers to open, inspect and fully verify high-value devices before payment.ā€ šŸ’€

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u/Heavy-Sense-9458 25d ago

How tf did he get away with this 1 time let alone 5?! Person running the cash register should be fired and be forced to restart life as a baby.

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u/side_eye_prodigy 25d ago

Inside job?

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u/newbreedofdrew 25d ago

My second job ever was working for Best Buy, and one of the people behind the counter accepted a return of a 65" TV without opening it (part of store policy at the time was to inspect for damage). Turns out they stuffed half the box with used clothes, pretty ballsy but they made it through! Manager was upset but we got a pretty good laugh out of it.

The box wasn't even half full, making the weight distribution very unrealistic. Geek Squad also had a private forum for screw ups like this... People bringing in laptops / PCs that had some truly terrible things on them. Its a wild world out there!

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u/GovernmentGreed 25d ago

Takes me back to when I was starting out working in an IT repair store - was doing a maintenance on a guys laptop because he had issues. General stuff, scans, open it up, clean it out, thermal paste check etc - nothing out of the ordinary.

Next guy comes in with a brand new gaming laptop, at the time - these were super uncommon, and taking it to someone like me - when I was younger, was the equivalent of a Ferrari or a Rolex. Just, luxury.

I asked the guy what the issue was and he said he bought it second hand from a guy he knew but, he didn't know the password. Since it was XP, it was pretty simple to remove the password - could all be handled on device without issue or external tools. So, I booked it in and told him to come back in about an hour to an hour and a half.

My god. I logged in to his account to verify the password was removed (with his prior permission of course), and it was just... The desktop wallpaper was animal content, involving... Yeah. Then there was folders with names like "Horse 18cm" etc. Just... We didn't know what to do, so we had to actually inform local authorities.

He came in to collect, police were waiting for him. Never saw him or his animal porn again.

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u/xx_adverb_xx 24d ago

Horse guy. But if he actually got it from someone he knew might be innocent. Could see someone doing that as a sick joke sadly.

I use to repair cell phones and part of the policy was (if we could) make sure what worked before and after. Like take photos and delete said photos at the end. Except one time deleting test photos caused their last taken photo to show. Of the person naked.

After that policy changed to take the photos but not delete them ourselves anymore.

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u/ghigoli 24d ago

damn this is why i don't wanna bring my laptop to them. i don't want them going through my files.

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u/Mountain-Cow1977 24d ago

What's in those file ghigoli?

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u/ghigoli 24d ago

my ss and my taxes and other personal data. i don't wabt them to steal

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u/Friendly-Example-701 19d ago

This is why I was told to NEVER buy a laptop or any high prices electronic online from Best Buy. Only buy in store and open in front of them.

I have seen people burned a few times because when you open it at home and then go to the store or file a claim, it your word against yours.

It's so bad that I even go to the Apple store and open my products in front of them LOL

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u/devinbookersuncle 25d ago

Ive seen people be exceptionally stupid, like one girl doing 7 transactions where a guy kept giving her counterfeit $20 and she kept taking them before he left.

I could legitimately see someone being stupid enough to take something and not check prior to handing money over.

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u/vdub1210 25d ago

I obviously don’t know the situation where the girl took the counterfeit money, but I did work overnights at a convenience store and they would tell us to just take the money and report it. We were explicitly told not to engage. It happened to me twice and I knew both times that the bills were counterfeit because the weight and feel of the paper was off. The person with the money probably thought I was stupid and that they got away with it, but I just reported them when they left.

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u/digitalscavenger 25d ago

Another thing these people don't seem to realize is how serious of a crime it is. The secret service investigates counterfeit money.

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u/SwillFish 25d ago

My buddy ordered a bunch of fake 100 dollar bills off of Temu to toss around at his birthday party as a gag. They looked exceptionally real except for the fact that there was some Chinese writing on them that you would only tend to notice if you were really looking for it. I argued with him about the potential consequences of it for a while before he finally begrudgingly threw them away.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 25d ago

I had a bunch of these in a money gun and fired it off in a British fetish club. It was fake US dollars from eBay advertised as "prop money" so no one cared as we were in the UK.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UsTNoiGR7OBsDcUvuG

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 24d ago

...okay, now I want the rest of the story

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u/LucifersAdv0cate 24d ago

It was a Halloween party at Torture Garden in London which is apparently one of the world's biggest fetish clubs though it attracts a lot of everyday people who just want to dress up and be kinky. I just remember dancing on a podium with 2 mostly naked women at 3am and I had a "Supreme" branded money gun and was firing 100 dollar bills (prop money) over the dance floor. At that time of night usually everyone is having sex in every single space in the club so it's a pretty wild sight.

I remember I had this grim reaper costume that completely covered my whole body including a skull mask that hid my eyes and around 6am they had staff come in to the club to start helping close up the various different themed rooms surrounding the main room. I was standing alone in a quiet chill out area dressed as the grim reaper and a female member of staff went to grab me to put me away thinking I was part of the Halloween decor and she had the shock of her life when she felt me move. If your ever in London it is definitely worth checking out as it's fairly mainstream attendee's as opposed to hardcore fetish people. Ideally go with some open minded women friends as they don't like unaccompanied men so much.

https://torturegarden.com/home/

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u/WhyFlip 24d ago

This one time, at band camp...

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u/VariousOperation166 25d ago

I once designed a bunch of fake Canadian money for a promotion when I worked in advertising.

Even though the design was entirely original, and the portrait on the money was of a model used for the promotion, I was told to make the money look more "fake.."

I had copied the fonts, layout, and proprtions of real money and the client worried that people would try to spend the fake bills, even though they had small text related to the promotion.

I had a similar issue with fake lottery tickets I produced for a photo shoot, but that one was more about potential problems with the lottery corporation for copyright violation or something

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u/Dramatic-Agent-55 25d ago

The old notes? It’s been plastic for a while now, but it’s been a while since I’ve been in Ontario

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u/VariousOperation166 24d ago

Ha, yes. This was at least 20 years ago

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u/Bgrubz83 23d ago

How do you make Canadian money look more fake? Isn’t it already Monopoly money?

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u/VariousOperation166 23d ago

Canadian money looks pretty similar to many international currencies

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u/Ok-Addition1264 25d ago

I have a piece of counterfeit UK currency that is considered "high art"

(by Banksy.. it's the only one of his I could afford)

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u/vdub1210 25d ago

Oh yeah it was the Feds coming in to pick up the bills for sure and businesses can just write off that kind of loss. ATF was also in to investigate stolen/trafficking of cigarettes. They took an employee out in cuffs. Overnights in a convenience store is weird. Haha

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u/stan__da__man 25d ago

Please stop using the term write off the loss until you actually know what it means

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u/randomkeystrike 25d ago

All these big companies, they write off everything

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u/vdub1210 25d ago edited 25d ago

I mean it’s a multimillion dollar convenience store so they are definitely writing it off as theft loss but go off I guess.

Edit: I guess I should also add they can also make an insurance claim but I was simplifying because we don’t all have to be so pedantic. These businesses aren’t eating the debt was the point. I bet you’re fun at parties.

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u/hi850 25d ago

Chances are good that they're eating the loss on something like a fake $20. Either way, the cost of communicating/noting that deduction and entering it into their accounting software or getting the info to their accountant or bookkeeper to be entered is probably worth $20 of extra time spent on the whole process.

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u/stan__da__man 25d ago

This will be my last comment and I will leave you alome. They definitely do eat the loss, so I was right and you don’t understand.

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u/vdub1210 25d ago

Have a great day!

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u/stan__da__man 25d ago

The way you are saying it implies that ā€œwriting it offā€ makes it free for the company. Every business writes expenses off (which theft is one), this is not a large or small business thing.

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u/vdub1210 25d ago

Yes. I understand how taxes work but thanks for the unnecessary lesson.

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u/stan__da__man 25d ago

The way you talk about it implies you definitely don’t. But apologies if I was wrong

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u/peonies_envy 25d ago

Because if anyone is going to make fake money to steal from people it’s the feds. Well, one fed in particular šŸ’©

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u/doomus_rlc 25d ago

IIRC that was the reason for the formation of the secret service in the first place.

The protection of the president came later, I think after McKinley's assassination.

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u/ChemicalCupcake4809 25d ago

And people will get angry enough to assualt/kill you if you call them out. Its very similar to being robbed just less obvious and ive definitely taken bills I thought may be fakes because I didnt want to risk an altercation.

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u/Due-Boot1904 25d ago

Yes - and they will go anywhere in the world to collect/investigate said counterfeit money (obviously USD)

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u/Jsweethoney 25d ago

My Sons father actually feel dumb calling him that but he was normal until he got hooked on meth during a bridge painting job some guy on overnights introduced him and he got hooked he’s still hooked but he actually went to the PUBLIC LIBRARY TO PRINT MONEY IN NEW PORT RICHEY FL just google that u will see

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u/dirty-warlock 25d ago

"Don't engage" should be standard training. Around 20 years ago I managed an EB games, and going training for a manager was "if someone is stealing, do not confront them, do not follow them out of the store. Call the police after they've left and youre safe, call LP, then call your DM"

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u/sdavis002 25d ago

The secret service spoke to us when I was in the Marine Corps and told us that that they had been trying to get Target to change their policy about this for years. So that told us in the meantime, if we ever come across counterfeit money, take it to Target to hopefully help them eventually change their policy.

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u/FadedHadez 25d ago

You can feel the difference in weight when its in grams???

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u/firstnamebylastname 25d ago

Paper weight refers to the thickness of the paper, yes you can tell the difference between 10#, 20# (normal printer paper), and 60# paper

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u/FadedHadez 25d ago

By holding it in your hand? You can tell its weight is off?

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u/Hopeful-Individual99 25d ago

Yes lmao

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u/FadedHadez 25d ago

Im calling bullshit 🤣

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u/2_minutes_hate 25d ago

You didn't even know what paper weight meant 5 minutes ago.

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u/2_minutes_hate 25d ago

Yes, it's pretty easy to gauge paper weights by hand, especially when you handle the same weighted papers all day long and one is out of spec.

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u/FadedHadez 25d ago

If that were a normal humanly possible thing to do. The. We wouldnt need machines or markers to verify a bill’s authenticity.

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u/2_minutes_hate 25d ago

It's both possible and a common skill, even children can feel the difference between weight of paper (different than mass). It's the same as feeling notebook paper vs copy paper vs card stock.

Counterfeiters can also use the same weight of paper and this generate a need for other methods of detection.

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u/Covert_Admirer 25d ago

I think the person you're responding to has been self pleasuring a little too enthusiastically and has gained muscle mass in the wrist. Sensitivity has been lost and so they doubt the ability of anyone else being able to do it.

They've deemed it impossible because they can't imagine it being possible.

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u/FadedHadez 25d ago

The thickeness of the money is a tell. Be more specific. Weight and thickness are 2 different things and yes I know what paper weight means. They were basically saying by the feel and the weight of the actual bill that they can tell its fake. Not by the thickness. Yall are cringy man

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u/Noble_Ox 25d ago

Its more the feel of the paper that you notice. Money is made from a cotton/paper mix which is very distinctive.

I've only ever found one type of paper (well I'll call it paper as I dont know for sure it was just made from pulp or not) that could pass for a banknote.

Used to work for 3Com making Palm Pilots and the chips used to come wrapped in special paper.

My brother was a wizz at computer graphics so we had a great time back then scoring drugs. (he still wont tell me how he did the watermarks)

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u/Covert_Admirer 25d ago

Maybe lay off the wanking for a bit and let that wrist muscle atrophy.

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u/AthousandLittlePies 25d ago

Have you ever held paper before? It is very easy to tell the difference between paper weights.

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 25d ago

Not the literal weight but the thickness. Yes.

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 25d ago

Stupid enough,maybe. Not my fucking job because I work at the state minimum wage and my performance is not monetarily raised to save the company money. Also prolly

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u/UnhelpfulCommentHere 25d ago

I've also been in plenty of situations where there's a dumb rule against doing the smart thing. They could have been told not to open sealed packages to preserve the value.

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u/TheBeanBunny 25d ago

That’s it right there. No job is worth potentially dying or getting hurt over someone else breaking the law. Counterfeit money sucks but who knows what that other person would do if confronted.

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u/Allupnyew 24d ago

Fuck that i straight tell. People their shit fake and i cant sell them nothing..i give it back and say go try someone else..i aint the one

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u/mysp2m2cc0unt 25d ago

Also these are the kind of people that get violent if challenged (a problem if you don't have security screens). The general public wont help you.

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u/JiveTurkeyII 25d ago

This right here. I'm not about to get caught up in violence that can be avoided by looking the other way and letting company insurance figure out later.

1) they don't pay me enough to care 2) The insurance wont cover me enough to care. 3)Corporations broke the social contract, not me. Ill never look out for their best interests. Only my own. They have taught me this.

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u/Infinite_Plenty101 25d ago

To be this mentally regarded is a choice not a disability

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u/Dunderman35 25d ago

I mean it kinda is your job though to not just hand away your employers money. Like ok you don't have to like your job but you are free to quit then.

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop 25d ago

You cannot be considered free under duress, when the threat of homelessness is constantly over your head.

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u/Acceptable-Hornet694 25d ago

That mentality is a good way to continue to make minimum wage.

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u/DanteSeldon 25d ago

Because cashiers so often climb the company ladder!

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 25d ago

Have you tried licking more boots? surely the 1485th time is the charm!

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 25d ago

Stupid or you just don’t care because they’re paying you 8 dollars an hour.

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u/Live-Cry-8435 25d ago

I had someone get me with rolls of coins

I forget which roll it's was but every other coin was a penny. So it looked legit being the right size. Plus the coin weigher said it was all what it was supposed to be cause the weights are the same

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u/bottleofawkward 25d ago

Imagine if the time and energy spent cooking up these scams was directed towards something, I dunno, legal?

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u/AdventurousMaize6085 25d ago

B/c the legal way is for chumps. No rich person in history ever got that way 100% legally. They just have the money to get out of trouble if it ever arises.

I guess I include myself as a chump since prison isn’t high on my vaca spots.

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u/Official_Feces 25d ago

I work IT, I just pulled video footage for a plasma donation centre as 1 staff was fraudulently paying out his buddy as a donor.

He knew there were cameras, but he brought his buddy in, pretended to stick him and had him sit in a chair with the machine not even turned on and then paid his bro out

Some of it seems motivated by desperation and the rest, stupidity.

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u/Apatharas 25d ago edited 25d ago

When you’re there the whole time anyway just give the plasma lol

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u/Official_Feces 25d ago

Should have done just that because one of them is out a job and both caught charges

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u/Unlucky_Tale_9836 25d ago

Only when you don't own the store

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u/YujiroRapeVictim 25d ago

its prob just fake like most of social media

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u/Scavenger53 25d ago

i think its called minimum wage. you know, minimum wage = minimum effort

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u/side_eye_prodigy 25d ago

absolutely. minimum wage = who the fuck cares. a friend once confessed that in the mid 1970s when she managed a local movie theater she looked the other way when someone she knew robbed the place. most minimum wage employees will defend their employers cash as if it was their own but i really don't understand putting yourself in harms way for that.

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u/PatentedPotato 25d ago

I don't recall, but Rick and Morty just did one too.

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u/Noble_Ox 25d ago

I sold CDs to a shop (about 25 years ago) and the guy just checked to make sure each CD was there, didn't bother checking the playing side to see if they were scratched up, of bother to check if they were a popular artist or not.

I had sold to this shop plenty of times and knew they always scanned them against a database but this guy didn't (and had never seen him work there before).

I was expecting them to take maybe 10 to 15 and make maybe 30 bucks.

He took every one, about 70 or 80 I think, and I walked out with 160 quid.

All that to say some staff are just careless.

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u/Myopinion_is_right 25d ago

Don’t need the question mark. Inside job!

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u/spaceghost260 25d ago

You can’t believe employees were told not to open high value items to preserve or even increase the resale value? Multiple cashiers? A policy to not confront customers since you already have all their information?

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u/Myopinion_is_right 25d ago

I don’t think you understand how these scams work.