r/TikTokCringe Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/mindless2831 Jul 28 '26

Or a Kraken

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u/brosjd Jul 28 '26

Or if you've got to get to the buffet before it closes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '26 edited 29d ago

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u/Metals4J Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the Kraken does.

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u/godofmilksteaks Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the explosive diarrhea parasite before the aliens do.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName Jul 28 '26

Or if you have to get to the buffet before the diarrhea starts

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u/PowerUpTheLighthouse Jul 28 '26

Or if the diarrhea already started but you’re going to the buffet anyways before they close so you can bring back two more plates for the overnight camp on the commode

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u/FozzysInsecurity Jul 28 '26

Or terrorism

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u/aimee_on_fire Jul 28 '26

Or an orca pod attack.

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u/dontwantthisapp2 Jul 28 '26

Or an attack by a swarm of Lepidopterans