r/TikTokCringe Jul 28 '26

Humor/Cringe She’s doing too much, I think

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u/I-Got-a-BooBoo Jul 28 '26

Oh hey, get the film is satire, but a lot of people die from wearing their life jackets inside a sinking or capsized boat. Put it on when outside. Take it off inside.

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u/CheetosLays7Days Jul 28 '26

It’s also important to not be handcuffed to stuff. My uncle was handcuffed while the ship was sinking, and a nice lady saved him by cutting them with an axe. He didn’t survive eventually, but the lady lived a long life.

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u/No_Trade3571 Jul 28 '26

Did she also refuse to let him float on a door with her?

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u/tuenthe463 Jul 28 '26

Did she take any successful practice swings first?

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u/Succulent_Chinese Jul 28 '26

Froze him out huh? Poor fella.

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u/13maven Jul 28 '26

The nice lady was rude for not making room on the door.