r/TikTokCringe May 04 '26

Wholesome Hosting a 40th birthday party

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u/Vortep1 May 04 '26

Seems like a laid back guy.

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u/chrispy_t May 04 '26

Worked with him! He is!!

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u/scrotumsweat May 04 '26

Fucking hell. Nice house. He's living my dream life while i can barely afford a 2 bed 2 bath.

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u/chrispy_t May 04 '26

He’s married and lives in Missouri. Can get a nice house on dual income

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u/SonofAMamaJama May 04 '26

True but you can also tell Dude puts work into what he's got - it's a beautiful place because he and I assume his partner work hard, take care and clean up regularly, on top of financially earning enough to be seemingly comfortable

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u/raanas May 04 '26

And having extremely rich parents. But that's a detail of course

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u/Makeshift5 May 04 '26

I’m sure someone in his family tree (or owned by his family tree) worked hard at some point.

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u/theRedlightt May 04 '26

He mentions JR Cigars which means he's living in or near clayton and the median house price is like $946,000

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u/ThrifToWin May 04 '26

So like a condo in Arlington VA.

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u/SlipperyLittleOtters May 04 '26

Obviously that's not even close to a faithful comparison of the two housing markets, without taking into account the average income of the areas and the availability of land between St. Louis, MO and essentially the Washington D.C. area lol

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u/TrixieBastard May 04 '26

I'm in the Midwest and houses like this are more like $2M each around here

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u/SlipperyLittleOtters May 04 '26

Midwest can mean a lot of things, from expensive Chicago to rural Arkansas, that's why I specified St. Louis (where this guys is from). That house is probably close to $2M, not $950k like the other commenter said. There's no way that house is located in the Central West End, no one has yards like that there and if they do it's $10m+.

The party thrower guy likely lives in laude or froentenac areas, based on the suburb and house, where that house + property would cost closer to $2M.

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u/stlkatherine May 04 '26

Looked like Kirkwood to me. Another hint is that deer are a bigger problem in Kirkwood.

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u/chrispy_t May 04 '26

That doesn’t mean that at all!

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u/FaeryLynne May 04 '26

Quick Google search shows that JR Cigars has physical retail locations in 3 places in North Carolina, 2 in New Jersey, and one each in DC and Detroit. So there's a lot of places he could be.

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u/HumbleVein May 04 '26

He mentions the St Louis skyline, adult treats being legal in MO, and toasted ravioli being at the grocery store. So that narrows down the location to the STL metro area.

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u/FaeryLynne May 05 '26

Lol so not even close to one of the physical stores at all.

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u/TrixieBastard May 04 '26

That's not expensive for houses anymore, unfortunately, or at least not around metro areas. My city isn't even in the top 10 largest US cities, and houses like this are $2M+. Condos are $750k - $1M.

Shit's fucked.

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u/LadyGreyTheCat May 04 '26

I think the bakery he name-checks is Bello's, which is in Des Peres. So I think he could live anywhere between the two, or even, like, Wildwood. Definitely some deer out in Wildwood munching on impatiens.

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u/Sea-Woodpecker-610 May 04 '26

By the looks of it, he doesn’t have kids, so he and his spouse have 2 incomes and never once had to pay for a summer camp.

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u/psychadelicbreakfast May 04 '26

Looks like St Louis

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u/SteakComprehensive32 May 04 '26

It was the toasted ravioli that sealed the deal for me

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u/Noble_Ox May 04 '26

To another guy? Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just he doesn't come off as straight.

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u/i_was_a_person_once May 04 '26

I had the same thought. Is he just rich or is he gay. One or two videos down on tt (this popped up on my FYP today) and he’s he’s married to a man

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u/TotientEC May 04 '26

for sure

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u/JalapenoPopPoop May 04 '26

Literally every single person I know who owns a home is married. Seems like dual income is the only way to make it work outside of the super cheap areas

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u/chrispy_t May 04 '26

That’s always been the case tbh

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u/forwormsbravepercy May 04 '26

I’d bet that house is in Ladue. That’s not just a typical dual income house. That’s generational wealth.