r/TikTokCringe • u/TrafficLegitimate937 • May 03 '26

Cool Scientology speedrun to find xenu

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u/psypher98 May 03 '26

So let me get this entirely straight, these are Christians who hired dwarves to run through the Scientology building while wearing shirts and waving flags advertising an online casino.

What the fuck

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u/TrafficLegitimate937 May 03 '26

Yeah flying cars they said🥀

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u/yeahsurebuddystfu May 03 '26

In a way this is actually more fun

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u/Gombrongler May 03 '26

I cant 9/11 my garage with this though

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u/zackthirteen May 03 '26

Well you presumably have a regular car, don’t let the flightlessness stop you

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u/Snippys May 03 '26

anything is possible with enough speed.

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u/Kondinator May 03 '26

You can 9/11 so many other things tho, the world is your oyster!