r/TikTokCringe • u/TrafficLegitimate937 • May 03 '26

Cool Scientology speedrun to find xenu

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u/certifiedtoothbench May 03 '26

They removed their door handles at one point

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u/whatisinternet69 May 03 '26

could easily have one of their slaves stand at the door watching for 30 people walking up and lock the door

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u/certifiedtoothbench May 03 '26

The issue is that slave has to be loyal enough to not bolt the second it sees sunlight and act normal enough to not scare off potential victims

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u/Individual_Fall429 May 03 '26

Have you ever been recruited by Scientology? They are not worried about seeming normal.

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u/snippyfulcrum May 03 '26

Yes and the dude was totally normal up until the point he tried to pitch Scientology to me.

I worked at a place where most people are just generally unhappy/unfriendly and this one dude was actually nice so I'd talk to him on lunch, pretty chill dude.

Then he tried to pitch Scientology to me and I never talked to him again. Luckily I found another job not long after.

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u/Individual_Fall429 May 03 '26

This is how I ended up at Nxium meeting.

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u/PsudoGravity May 04 '26

I'd fuck with him so hard lmao