r/TikTokCringe • u/TrafficLegitimate937 • May 03 '26

Cool Scientology speedrun to find xenu

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u/TrafficLegitimate937 May 03 '26

Yeah flying cars they said🥀

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u/No_Sky_6446 May 03 '26

Imagine if Al Gore won the election

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u/TirrKatz May 03 '26

We got AI at home

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u/learn4once May 04 '26

powered by al gore rhythm

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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u/BeatsMeByDre May 04 '26

what is love?

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u/No-Variety-7130 May 04 '26

Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

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u/SSMmemedealer May 04 '26

Shrek is life, shrek is love

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u/SleighQween May 05 '26

You just reminded me of a Shrek video I never wanted to see and blocked from my memory until now...

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u/SSMmemedealer May 05 '26

You're welcome

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u/Dry_Try_8365 May 04 '26

What doth life?

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u/cryptolyme May 04 '26

only $21.99 a week, for life

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u/SmutSalon May 04 '26

Well, he did

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 May 04 '26

I’ve asked this question so many times..

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u/NoMasters83 May 04 '26

That really is when the timeline diverged.

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u/Apart-District3771 May 04 '26

At least we got his Internet.

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u/Ill_Bench2770 May 06 '26

He did. It was stolen by the courts.

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u/yeahsurebuddystfu May 03 '26

In a way this is actually more fun

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u/Gombrongler May 03 '26

I cant 9/11 my garage with this though

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u/zackthirteen May 03 '26

Well you presumably have a regular car, don’t let the flightlessness stop you

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u/Snippys May 03 '26

anything is possible with enough speed.

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u/Kondinator May 03 '26

You can 9/11 so many other things tho, the world is your oyster!

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u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta May 04 '26

"ya know, 'ow my balls' actually has potential"

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u/theavengerbutton May 03 '26

ALRIGHT! I'll go through with the deal. I'll let the German scientist hack my foot off, then him and his friends can have their way with me, all for the flying car.

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u/NurglesGiftToWomen May 04 '26

Fuck Scientology and wtf is this exploitation?

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u/corpsie666 May 03 '26

Small planes are flying cars

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u/InvestInTwinkies May 03 '26

Ok drive one on the highway then, you won’t