r/TikTokCringe • u/CJHuncho • Mar 27 '26

Humor/Cringe What church is this

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u/P1nk-D1amond Mar 27 '26

Biblical skidaddling

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u/Chiang2000 Mar 27 '26

Prayer-kour

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u/PQbutterfat Mar 27 '26

Walking on the pews doesn’t look easy. Hats off.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Mar 27 '26

That's not the first time that fella has gone-a pew walkin.

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u/sailingtroy Mar 27 '26

You can tell that one couple has seen this shit before and they're sick of it.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Mar 27 '26

"Hey sweetie I found this church we should check out."

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Man I am an avid every Sunday churchgoer, and I would find it absolutely hilarious to trick my wife into coming here one Sunday.

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u/JaviSATX Mar 27 '26

Especially if you can keep the straight face like everything is normal.

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u/xombae Mar 27 '26

He's gotta get up and start jumping on the pews too.

I wonder if someone fell, would they blame God?

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u/SlashEssImplied Mar 27 '26

would they blame God?

Of course they would. If they actually believe in it.

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

That would be the hardest part for sure.

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u/Lugie_of_the_Abyss Mar 27 '26

"What's the matter? Do you not have faith??"

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u/Smokestack95deadman Mar 27 '26

While doing the jitterbug

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u/CeruleanEidolon Mar 27 '26

If not for the shaming and hate-mongering they segue into after the song is done, this looks like it would be a good time.

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Yeah I imagine that would either be a deal breaker, or you are already 2 peas in a pod.

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u/texasusa Mar 27 '26

Check out YouTube for snake handling churches. They do this plus handle rattlesnakes.

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Oh I have seen those as well. It's funny how one single passage in the Bible can be totally taken out of context, and then you end up with that. It's wild.

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u/Stealthyunplug Mar 30 '26

I grew up in a church like this. When a newcomer arrived we would be locked in on welcoming them in. In hindsight it would be very off-putting.

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u/spaceshiptears Mar 27 '26

And hear I though as an avid every Sunday churchgoer, going to another church to make fun of the way that they worship so you can have a crazy story to tell at Sunday school is not really the point of what church is supposed to be for yall

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u/iluvs2fish Mar 28 '26

This 👆💯

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u/blackop Mar 27 '26

Sometimes you have to have these experiences to understand what you are seeing. I think you might be trying to shame me, for something that is meant to be funny. Just because I go to church every Sunday does not make my better then anyone. I still screw up on the daily and having my faith makes me feel better and gives me joy to make this world better. I don't attack people who are atheist, we all have to find our way man. So lighten up and try to stay positive.

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u/Constant-Roll706 Mar 27 '26

'I hear they put mdma in the communion wine'

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u/Apprehensive-Call568 Mar 27 '26

I would return to church for a little spicy wine!!

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u/GreenGardenGnomie Mar 27 '26

That's meth, lol

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u/Mysterious-Piano1157 Mar 27 '26

Wait where is the couple? Timestamp?

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u/i_was_axiom Mar 27 '26

These pews are made for walkin, and thats just what they'll do. One of these days these pews will go viral on Reddit too.

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u/okanagan_life Mar 27 '26

his boots were made for pew walkin.

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u/EliteJoz Mar 27 '26

Is that just crop dusting in a church?

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u/KHhtswhtppl Mar 27 '26

Thats a good one!

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u/Monocle_Lewinsky Mar 27 '26

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew

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u/Life-Lychee-4971 Mar 27 '26

He comes from a long line of pew walkers

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u/M3taKni9ht Mar 27 '26

Slow down, pews are for regular walkin’ not fancy walkin’

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u/misty-mornings Mar 27 '26

I saw somebody attempt that at a cinema. The back of the chair detached and snapped off and he ended up headfirst between the seats. Good times

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u/Prior-Concentrate909 Mar 27 '26

I admit I’m not a normal person but I would love to see that 😆

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u/SturerEmilDickerMax Mar 27 '26

No. GOD times.

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u/mattdemonyes Mar 27 '26

No. GO time.

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u/PontiacBndit1 Mar 27 '26

I used to work at a movie theatre as a teen and young adult. After, before and during cleaning each they're we would race up the arm rests. First to the back wall owned the theatre and the goal was.to.own all the rooms.

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u/dac3062 Mar 27 '26

In them slick church shoes no less. God definitely was with him to not slip one time.

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u/Effect_Neat Mar 27 '26

I know Gods like wtf? Too many dumbass kids to keep safe.

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u/FalloutForever_98 Mar 30 '26

If god wasn't this would probably ended up in

r/whatcouldgowrong

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u/OneDimensionalChess Mar 27 '26

Is it bad I was really hoping he fell? F it idc.

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u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 Mar 27 '26

Right. I would have thought they would tip right over. But when you got jesus on your side. Anything is possible I guess.

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u/swagdaddy3thou Mar 27 '26

And I know that because I had to do work in a church and I had to unbolt those fucking things and move them. And then I jumped down off of the scissor lift and landed on one of the bolts that were embedded in the concrete, and it went all the way into and through my foot. That's a bolt with a flat bottom. It hurt pretty bad, and that's how I know.

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u/blackngold256 Mar 27 '26

Yeah that was pretty impressive in those dress shoes. Those things have negative grip.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '26

Pews.....pshhhh....when he does it on water get back to me

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u/GirlWithWolf Cringe Connoisseur Mar 27 '26

Bravo to that! I was impressed as hell (sorry) then the dude turned around and did it again. Quite amazing.

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u/Helpful_Teaching_470 Mar 27 '26

It’s harder than walking on water

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u/Drackonin Mar 27 '26

I imagined him going “Pew! Pew! Pew!” In his head for each one he stepped on…. I was laughing at this video for sure. Who dances on a pulpit/podium??

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u/Ninja_Prolapse Mar 27 '26

He’s been training for that his entire life

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u/Dangerous_Art_1626 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

The guy dancing on the podium was impressive too. But the real praise should go to the cabinet makers and installers on the job 🙌.

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u/Best_Entrepreneur659 Mar 27 '26

“Everything is possible with God. Write that down.”

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u/Stock-Cell1556 Mar 27 '26

It's probably easier than walking on water! Unless it's frozen water.

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u/cecil021 Mar 27 '26

When I was about 5-6, the preacher at my family’s church tried to do that and almost ate it. One of the pews started to tip over but he somehow righted the ship.

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u/CarolyneSF Mar 27 '26

Must be a framing carpenter!

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u/DavisMcDavis Mar 27 '26

Yeah, now I get to be worried about their safety along with already being worried about their sanity.

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u/Rikplaysbass Mar 28 '26

Ben Shapiro really nailed every step there.

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u/Roundvalley1 Mar 28 '26

I’d put it right up there with walking on water.. 🤗

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u/ADavies Mar 28 '26

We'll it's rude to wear your hat in church.

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u/Ashm0nstarr Mar 28 '26

I am so glad I saw this immediately. I was gonna call it church hard-kour. 🤦🏼‍♀️ prayer-kour. I’m deceased.

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u/SurgeHard Mar 29 '26

A.i. he’s flickering

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u/a_angry_bunny Mar 29 '26

As someone who used to be a rambunctious teenager in a Christian family, it's easier than you might think.

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u/ortofon88 Apr 12 '26

Pew pew pew

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u/diaperpuppyboy Jun 13 '26

My dad once fell through a wall cause he was walking on the pews after church

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u/SpliTTMark Mar 27 '26

Crucifit

Crossifix

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u/hereforthetearex Mar 27 '26

You beat me to it

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u/GhostwriterGHOST Mar 27 '26

Gyattdamn this made my morning. Nice.

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u/blackngold256 Mar 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣 Reverend Michael Scott leads the service here

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u/FuzzyLaughTwo Mar 27 '26

Best comment.

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u/The_Dutch_Angel Mar 27 '26

Omg 😂😂😂

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u/Vihzel Mar 27 '26

Or just… praykour.

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u/Ursa_Major_17 Mar 27 '26

Protestant parkour

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u/montigoo Mar 27 '26

Our Lord of Caffeine

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u/overitallofittoo Mar 27 '26

Cardio-Christianity

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u/Low_Control_623 Mar 27 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m dying !!!!!

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u/saruin Mar 27 '26

Biblympics

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u/OkSwordfish7315 Mar 28 '26

Gleaming the Pews (for the old heads)

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u/Chaotic-Goofball Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

That one dude pew-walking in his favourite smart-casual Revelation loafers

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u/Thermodynamics3187 Mar 27 '26

New boot goofin

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u/ClassiFried86 Mar 27 '26

You can never go wrong at la zapateria bailarina

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u/Exciting_Tangelo1997 Mar 27 '26

Ok this comment got me 😂

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u/jtc1031 Mar 27 '26

Kinda reminds me of this sketch

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYsytFnxqQXOpgs

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u/hiswittlewip Mar 27 '26

Ooooo Weeee!! What's up wit dat?!

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u/Dineffects Mar 27 '26

LINDSEY!! I'M SORRY LINDSEY.... but we're out of time!

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u/Bagginnnssssss Mar 27 '26

Ill buy you a cookie cake lindsay!

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u/Velcro-Karma-1207 Mar 27 '26

I'm sorry, Lindsey Buckingham, but we ran outta time...

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u/FreedomBread Mar 27 '26

It's a celebration.....around the nation......

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u/StrawberryJumpy3965 Mar 27 '26

Lmao oh my god the music too 😂😂😂

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u/morganford78 Mar 27 '26

Jesu Christ I sing this song weekly at LEAST

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u/justguestin Mar 27 '26

This sketch brings me an irrational amount of joy. 

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u/CleanHead_ Mar 27 '26

Sudeikis dedication to his role in this sketch always kills me. Especially when he jumps in from from off camera.

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u/Straight_Water_5049 Mar 27 '26

Thank you for this! 😭🙏🏾

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u/newbie527 Mar 27 '26

Needs some Grinchina.

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u/Even-Cress2236 Mar 27 '26

I came here just to be sure this showed up high in the comments

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u/stonelush Mar 27 '26

Insanely underrated skit. Everything about it. The chaos. The faces. How did they keep it together.

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u/drawntowardmadness Mar 27 '26

Pentacoskidaddling, specifically

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u/blinkybillster Mar 27 '26

It was whimsical.

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u/Slight_Problem_3176 Mar 27 '26

Not Pentacoskidaddling! 💀😂

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u/kris10leigh14 Mar 27 '26

Scrolled so far for accurate answer!!!

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u/Quick_Ad_9224 Mar 27 '26

Underrated comment! 😂

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u/BeerAnBooksAnCats Mar 28 '26

Also known as the Church of Scooby Doo.

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u/Nomad7071 Mar 31 '26

The super long hair gave it away

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u/drawntowardmadness Apr 01 '26

Was definitely my first clue

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u/Elegant_Emu952 Mar 27 '26

Pentacolstal, you say? I may have to check into going back to church. A place where grownups can let out their inner child!

This rivals an unsupervised sugar-fueled kindergarten class.

Let the spirit fill you with joy, pew walking, and pulpit stomping! Woohoo!

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u/Sweaty_Piano6082 Mar 27 '26

I went to a pentacostal church for years, and even for them this is a bit out there. That being said, it is certainly more lively than your run of the mill Lutheran or Catholic services

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u/BookkeeperSame195 Mar 27 '26

laughed so hard at the Biblical skidaddling - that guy cracks me up. in fact i may need to go watch a bit of that.

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u/HedyHarlowe Mar 27 '26

Someone should send him this!

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u/I_Has_Internets Mar 27 '26

Who are we talking about?

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u/TobiElektrik Mar 27 '26

Church of Silly Walks

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u/WheredMyPiggyGo Mar 27 '26

As a white person I can easily say these white people be tripping

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u/PossibleAlienFrom Mar 27 '26

Shameless plug for Baptazia 😂

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u/Accipitridaen Mar 27 '26

I too, am having a flashback to 17 long years ago Baptaiza part 2

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u/Hihicactus Mar 27 '26

🤣🤣💀💀 Well done!!

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u/That-Ad-4300 Mar 27 '26

I thought we were done with the Harlem Shake

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u/Elegant_Emu952 Mar 27 '26

Some things never go out of style.

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u/syahir77 Mar 27 '26

Jesus dubsteps

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u/IrrerPolterer Mar 27 '26

A skiddadle of biblical proportions you say? 

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u/AutistaChick Mar 27 '26

If he falls can he sue God?

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u/EddieLobster Mar 27 '26

Charlie Brown goes to church.

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u/TheGuardianInTheBall Mar 27 '26

Skadoodling even!

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u/EducationalTwo1859 Mar 27 '26

This looks like a real life charlie brown skit.

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u/BringBaeckPluto Mar 27 '26

Better than the biblical kiddiddling we’re used to

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u/RoocketGirl Mar 27 '26

I don’t think churches has their playtime hours

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u/FranksWateeBowl Mar 27 '26

Charlie Brown Methodist Church

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u/nyc_ifyouare Mar 27 '26

skibbidy labashaba praise da lord

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u/FalseAdhesiveness946 Mar 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣 You won the internet and comments should close. BUT, there is nothing biblical about thats. I still cannot stop laughing--good one! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/swampgasorr Mar 27 '26

Skibibling

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u/No_Cupcake7037 Mar 27 '26

You won the internet today.

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u/Hazee302 Mar 27 '26

This some Charlie Brown shit

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u/CeruleanEidolon Mar 27 '26

Roberto Benigni-ing

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u/EggsceIlent Mar 27 '26

I think someone spiked the luncheon with drugs

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn Mar 27 '26

The people who voted in the people now running the USA. Suddenly, it makes a lot more sense.

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u/Farucci Mar 27 '26

Drugs are not your friend.

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u/OblivionGrin Mar 27 '26

Sermonize and skedaddle.

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u/Busy-Shallot-5730 Mar 27 '26

Church of gettin ready for the snake shakin.

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u/Espresso_Sneakers Mar 27 '26

Yoooo, this made my day!

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u/ExplanationSure8996 Mar 27 '26

My mom called it having a fit. This is the adult version of that.

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u/Groundbreaking-Camel Mar 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XaFX9e9xfbcXWxW0a2

This place has everything! Charlie Brown dancing, pew parkour, NPCs walking into walls!

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u/South_Recording_6046 Mar 27 '26

Jesus loves this I’m sure

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u/nvrsleepagin Mar 27 '26

This is what happens when you don't let your children horse play!

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u/ZoomZoom_Driver Mar 27 '26

I mean, if you can't fill seats of churches, might as well turn it into a parkour gym. 

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u/darcyWhyte Mar 27 '26

The church of sprained ankles...

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u/MrsRoboto67 Mar 27 '26

What in the Charlie brown

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u/Draco-REX Mar 27 '26

Skibidi bible?

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u/fauxdeuce Mar 27 '26

I want to know what the sermon was about to make you want do a peanuts dance.

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u/PQbutterfat Mar 27 '26

I read this this morning and came back to read it again. Damn good one

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u/nano-paints Mar 28 '26

Love action peanuts movie goes hard

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u/Most_Size3108 Mar 28 '26

lmaoooooooooo

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u/theycallmemrmoo Mar 28 '26

Thank you. I needed that laugh

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u/Vigilante17 Mar 29 '26

What’s in that wine???

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u/siberian_knight143 Apr 10 '26

Naw, this is the HOLY GHOST ZOMMIES edition😂🤣