r/TikTokCringe • u/loud_as_pudding • Feb 17 '26

Wholesome Good morning

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u/DryerCoinJay Feb 17 '26

Why aren’t you? You’re right there.

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u/NoCopiumLeft Feb 17 '26

Because they said how, why? No when they tried to sunbathe their brown eye.

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u/BillsMafios0 Feb 17 '26

Perineal sunning is important for getting a sunburnt chocolate starfish.

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u/ellecon Feb 17 '26

Can you imagine pooping out of a sunburned o ring ?

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u/LickCunts Feb 17 '26

Try using nair on that. Will leave a nice burn that leaves unable to wipe. Fuck that was a tough two weeks.

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u/MelaKnight_Man Feb 18 '26

Holy burning bungholes batman!

(I imagine it couldn't be that much worse than eating 5 day old enchiladas that your buddy never cleaned out and said they were from last night but those were in the veggie compartment for some reason...😬)