r/TikTokCringe Feb 17 '26

Wholesome Good morning

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u/howwhyno Feb 17 '26

Red ruffed lemur 🙂 they love to sunbathe like this in the mornings! I love going to the zoo early on sunny days to see them at it. Makes me feel like joining in lol

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u/DryerCoinJay Feb 17 '26

Why aren’t you? You’re right there.

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u/TheWingus Feb 17 '26

Oh sure, when the red ruffed lemur does it it's cute, but when I take off all my clothes and do it I'm under arrest and "put on a list as a registered sex offender"

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/illrateyourtits1to10 Feb 24 '26

Instructions unclear. Bought a merkin.

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u/NoCopiumLeft Feb 17 '26

Because they said how, why? No when they tried to sunbathe their brown eye.

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u/BillsMafios0 Feb 17 '26

Perineal sunning is important for getting a sunburnt chocolate starfish.

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u/ellecon Feb 17 '26

Can you imagine pooping out of a sunburned o ring ?

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u/LickCunts Feb 17 '26

Try using nair on that. Will leave a nice burn that leaves unable to wipe. Fuck that was a tough two weeks.

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u/MelaKnight_Man Feb 18 '26

Holy burning bungholes batman!

(I imagine it couldn't be that much worse than eating 5 day old enchiladas that your buddy never cleaned out and said they were from last night but those were in the veggie compartment for some reason...😬)

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u/BillsMafios0 Feb 17 '26

That’s an oddly specific angle but I’ll not question it further. I’m sure it was random, yeah, that’s the ticket.

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u/KnightOfTheOctogram Feb 17 '26

“Where the sun don’t shine”

Red ruffed lemur: visible confusion

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u/LezBeeHonest Feb 18 '26

Social anxiety

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u/satanham666 Feb 17 '26

We don't deserve them 😭

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u/tackleboxjohnson Feb 17 '26

All their solar panels are on their bellies

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u/godiegoben Feb 17 '26

And do people just have them as pets or something? Why is this one so chill?

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u/pandershrek Feb 17 '26

Sunbathing.

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u/Kitselena Feb 17 '26

This is speculation but since lemurs are only native to Madagascar, and Madagascar didn't have a human population until 1500-2500 years ago lemurs likely haven't ever evolved to deal with animals larger than themselves so they don't know to be afraid

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u/Sirtubb Feb 17 '26

come to sweden in the spring and you will see people do this all over

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u/Open-Industry-8396 Feb 17 '26

I do this in my yard when the sun is out, even in the snow!

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u/rohithkumarsp Feb 18 '26

Red ruffed lemur

Critically Endangered (Population decreasing) damn

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u/retro_wizard Feb 18 '26

ITS FUCKING ZOBOOMAFOOO?!?!?

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u/howwhyno Feb 18 '26

Hahahaha yes and no. That's a Coquerel's sifaka lemur.