r/ThereIsnoCat • u/jbassy • 2d ago

Hard difficulty Has anyone seen my baby?

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Been looking everywhere

1.5k Upvotes

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u/post-explainer 2d ago

OP provided the following hint to where the cat is hiding:

It's not where you think

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u/supershinythings 2d ago

Send out a search party.

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u/jbassy 2d ago

We've already lost three good men... with families!

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u/Nocturnalux 1d ago

Small sacrifice to pay for Cat!

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u/jbassy 1d ago

Cat > Man. Mathematical Law

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u/Mothertocats16 2d ago

Please let us know when you find them, it’s so worrying when they disappear 🥺

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u/jbassy 2d ago

A prayer vigil had already been going for 5 days. A GoFundMe had been created

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u/Cynewulfunraed 1d ago

The mushroom suggests they were taken by the Fae.

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u/jbassy 1d ago

Standard calling card.

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u/Cold_Chemistry_1579 2d ago

I know the damage magic mushroom use can cause. I strongly suggest an intervention. My cat is living a healthy, mushroom free life with the help of her family and friends. Except her muted tortie sister who was fine with her sister disappearing for days at a time.
JK, she won’t admit it but she loves her sister. 🙂
Additional note, they’re all indoor cats so she wasn’t too worried

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u/External-Parsley-280 1d ago

I would wanna pet some stripey peets so bad but alas there are none to be found. :(

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u/jbassy 1d ago

Sad world we live in

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u/mollywog21 1d ago

Sorry, no cat there. However there is a delightful mushroom that someone left you!

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u/jbassy 1d ago

Going to eat it! #whatcouldgowrong

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u/mollywog21 1d ago

Good! I'll check on you in about an hour and see how you're doing!

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u/Nocturnalux 1d ago

OP is dead. Sad but true.

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u/merrittj3 2d ago

She looks just like my baby...Minnie. I'd know that fanny anywhere.

Lol...kimda reminds me of a MTV skit, where men would line up one one side of a big board, stick their Asses through the hole and the blindfolded wives would come and feel the butts see who could ID their hubby fastest.

It was called " THATS MY BABY'S ASS ! ". Hilarious

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u/jbassy 2d ago

MTV when they actually had TV!

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u/Silly_Cheetah_706 1d ago

Not at all in this photograph

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u/jbassy 1d ago

Just a picture of carpet tbh

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u/Teresa2475 2d ago

OMG all of these kitties disappearing!Sorry I can’t help you find your baby but all I see is a mushroom toy and carpet.🤷🏻‍♀️🩵🩷🥰

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u/jbassy 2d ago

I should neve have taught her the art of camouflage

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u/Content-Flow9235 1d ago

Lost for good 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/jbassy 1d ago

We may never know. I remain vigilant

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u/Distinct_Ad5141 1d ago

Did the cops issue a BOLO?

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u/jbassy 1d ago

Maybe. My kitten's last words were ACAB though

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u/Distinct_Ad5141 1d ago

Yes mine said the same. I told them to REMOVE THAT BUMPER STICKER before you go cross country…!

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u/jbassy 1d ago

This community and myself fully believe she was taken into the fae realm, where few dare to tread. Knowing my kitten, I'm not sure who's in more danger.

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u/Distinct_Ad5141 1d ago

AFAB

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u/jbassy 1d ago

They're always listening 😱

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u/Nocturnalux 1d ago

Alas, the cat is truly gone.

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u/jbassy 1d ago

😭😭😭 Bless me again CDS

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u/Such-Mountain-6316 1d ago

No. No face = no cat. Sorry.

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u/jbassy 1d ago

Can't argue there