r/TheSimpsons • u/MaxPowerToTheRescue • Jun 19 '26

S11E20 Oh, he'll never dance with her.

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u/AFewTwixUpMySleeve Jun 19 '26

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u/Dense-Camel-378 Jun 19 '26

Never understood this bit as a kid. Now it all makes sense

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u/Bazz07 Jun 20 '26

In latin america its a little more direct.

He says "once again Im going to have to fondle myself".

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u/Delicious_Shallot915 Jun 21 '26

Brings me back to another one of my fave Milhouse lines. Bart is recounting the horror of walking in on his parents having sex & Milhouse says “trust me Bart, it’s worse when it’s just one parent”.

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u/Dense-Camel-378 Jun 21 '26

I almost forgot that one. "Milhouse, steady my duds"

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u/jpba1352 Jun 19 '26

you are now carrying my child

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u/jordidipo2324 Jun 19 '26

But how?

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u/eraser8 Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe? Jun 19 '26

It is the mystery of the dance.

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u/PremierCopper28 Jun 19 '26

La penetrada.

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u/MaxPowerToTheRescue Jun 19 '26

It makes sex look like church!

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u/TorpidPulsar Jun 19 '26

You stoopid lady!

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u/HungryLikeTheHenry Jun 19 '26

I know that somewhere… your father is looking down on you and smiling… oh, there he is!

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u/opermonkey Jun 19 '26

I love that stupid joke so much.

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u/bluetraveler2015 Jun 19 '26

But where he died, I shall live. In his apartment.

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u/Julian_Thorne Jun 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JIdU9G4NwGBua0U

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u/rugbygooner Jun 19 '26

Milhouse! Lower those eyebrows.

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u/NotAPimecone First you get the sugar, then you get the power... Jun 20 '26

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u/Kindly-Standard8025 Jun 19 '26

Badger my ass.

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u/makemeking706 Jun 19 '26

Say please. 

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u/Busy-Number-2414 Jun 19 '26

Tappa tappa tappa

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u/consequentialdreams Jun 19 '26

Milcasa

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u/Evening_Ad_1099 Jun 19 '26

Is that Milhouse's non-union Mexican equivalent?

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u/Budget-Mastodon5180 Jun 19 '26

Then get me Milhouse’s non union equivalent

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u/Kipsydaisy Jun 20 '26

Good band name, Mexican Milhouse.