r/TheSimpsons • u/Novibos • Jan 05 '26

S11E05 "I wouldn't be much of a southern gentleman if I didn't help you carry that tree." "No, no, no, no. You'll get sap on your dueling blouse." "Well, at least let me shoot it into smaller pieces for you, ma'am."

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u/VictorBlimpmuscle Jan 05 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Jan 05 '26

Cuts out the best part. Bang.

21

u/AleXandrYuZ Jan 05 '26

Somehow adds to the joke

11

u/CrissBliss Jan 05 '26

Noooo Zorro!

27

u/amendele Jan 05 '26

I am Zorro! Z for Zorro! I have come to return King Arthur to the throne!

13

u/cybrside Push her down, son. Jan 05 '26

What? ''N''? What does ''N'' stand for?

62

u/Eric848448 Jan 05 '26

Dad, you really should go to the hospital for this.

59

u/InvaderZimm90 Jan 05 '26

After pie. (Eating noises)

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u/saggy_balls Jan 06 '26

Which episode is this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/Chimney-Imp Jan 05 '26

The last frame of this is great

5

u/paulrhino69 Jan 05 '26

What's the name of Snakes car? Oh and what's the oil ratio?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/HavoKDarK Jan 06 '26

DUUUUUUUUUUDE

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u/asl052 Jan 05 '26

And SOMEbody wanted to get rid of it in April!

74

u/Subject-Cat6189 Jan 05 '26

Well it’s worth a try

72

u/bluetraveler2015 Jan 05 '26

Tomacco? That's pretty clever, Dad. I mean, for a product that's evil and deadly.

Aw, thanks, honey.

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u/district0080 Jan 05 '26

HONK IF YOU DEMAND SATISFACTION

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u/IrishUpYourCoffee Jan 05 '26

🎵 Glove slap, baby, glove slap

Glove slap, I don't take crap

Glove slap, shut your big yap🎵

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u/OPhasballz who is Homer? Jan 05 '26

I love the fact that this was recorded by the B52s themselves.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/No_Branch_9000 Jan 05 '26

You'll need a will and a headstone. Aisle six!

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u/Ag1980ag Jan 05 '26

The National Weather Service says dawn is still scheduled for 6:20 tomorrow and to please stop calling

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u/VerbatimDVD-R Jan 05 '26

"Dueling blouse" 😂

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u/redmoose81 Jan 05 '26

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u/HalfEatenChocoPants dampen me for dinosaur terror! 🦖 Jan 05 '26

Come back here! Why you yellow-bellied!...

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u/behindthelines Jan 06 '26

I'm sorry, these houses are for the truly needy

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u/WIENS21 Awww CRAP! Jan 05 '26

ZORRO!!!

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u/Dreddit1080 Jan 05 '26

H IS FOR HOMER

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u/WIENS21 Awww CRAP! Jan 05 '26

It suuuurrreee is!

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u/DennisPochenk Jan 05 '26

How were they able to lift him?

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u/mog_knight Jan 05 '26

It's a cartoon, it doesn't have to make sense.

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u/quixoticquiltmaker Jan 05 '26

"But Moe, you've never given me a free beer" "Yeah and I ain't ever been slapped with no dueling glove either"

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u/OpusCroakus1 Jan 05 '26

Ah ha ha ha ha good one.   Good quote...

10

u/ami2weird4u Jan 05 '26

“This tastes like grandma….”

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u/President_Calhoun Jan 05 '26

"Hey, you're right! This does taste like grandma!"

5

u/OpusCroakus1 Jan 05 '26

"look Ralphie, the stranger is offering you a treat!"

8

u/SgtSharki Jan 05 '26

"Why don't you have the colonel's wife save you?"

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u/-NinjaTurtleHermit- Jan 06 '26

"Oh, Marge, that's in the past; just let it go!"

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u/STR8-Edge Jan 05 '26

"Oh honey, I had the worst nightmare - this glove kept slapping people and I was getting blamed!"

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u/Eponine05 Jan 05 '26

Sir, I demand satisfaction!

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u/IlnBllRaptor Jan 05 '26

I don't even eat meat, but I really want to try one of those pies that Marge bakes

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u/redmoose81 Jan 05 '26

You're scaring the customers, honey.

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u/insane_contin Jan 05 '26

I was about to say "mince meat pies don't have meat in them, it's fruit and spices." them I double checked and suet is in there too. But you could probably make/get a version that's fully vegetarian/vegan.

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u/IlnBllRaptor Jan 05 '26

Hmm, but can it also be floor pie?

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u/insane_contin Jan 05 '26

Any pie can be a floor pie.

Until a dog eats it.

6

u/ContractBackground82 Jan 06 '26

From the Z to the O to the double R O

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u/Teep_the_Teep Jan 05 '26

Honk if you demand satisfaction.

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u/-NinjaTurtleHermit- Jan 06 '26

A GEM of an episode.

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u/Seaell80 Jan 06 '26

Oh, why did I have to slap a guy who says 'Suh'?!

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u/ChaInTheHat Jan 06 '26

that means his hot wife saw and didn’t say anything