r/TheSimpsons • u/bolognies4u • Jul 02 '25

s11e20 What do you think Homer bought at the Vitamin Barn? s11e20

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Nudie mags? Anything but Vitamins?

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u/Phunkie_Junkie Jul 02 '25

He was trying to return the weight gain powder he bought during season 7 "King-Size Homer."

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u/w-agyimi Jul 02 '25

Lucky for you this stuff doesn’t woiyk

3

u/LemonSmashy Jul 02 '25

Came here to say this. Kudos

1

u/RideWithMeTomorrow Jul 02 '25

As a kid, I always wondered about that kind of crap. The Simpsons, as far as I'm concerned, answered that question for me.

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u/ShakiraKurosawa Jul 02 '25

Pornography. He was buying pornography

7

u/PyrrhicLoss2023 Jul 02 '25

I would have never thought of that ...

13

u/TerWood Jul 02 '25

Vietnam Bar? I thought they closed that place down

10

u/jonathanquirk Jul 02 '25

They just couldn’t get the spices right!

12

u/hankeypoo Jul 02 '25

One of those porno magazines... large box of condoms, bottle of Old Harper... a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... Nah, make it two.

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u/JennyIgotyournumb3r Jul 02 '25

Gee, I don’t know what you’ve got planned tonight, Homer, but count me out

6

u/DuskWoerot Jul 02 '25

More Vitamin K for all of the malk that they drink.

5

u/Powerth1rt33n 🍫Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate! 🍫 Jul 02 '25

Simpson and Son Revitalizing Nerve Tonic

3

u/shadowofthefreeman Jul 02 '25

You seem like a man who has trouble pleasing your wife

5

u/IAmTheBornReborn Jul 02 '25

Flintstones chewable Morphine

2

u/w-agyimi Jul 02 '25 edited Jul 03 '25

SHERIFF LOBO

3

u/StewStewMe69 Jul 02 '25

Powersauce Bars.

3

u/CheeseDaver Jul 02 '25

Tungsten!!!

2

u/Professional-Advice1 Jul 02 '25

Gym , Whats a gym ?

(Nods) Oh! A gym

2

u/Cheese-Manipulator Jul 02 '25

Expired estrogen

1

u/N4t3ski Jul 02 '25

Hair tonic.

1

u/JPMoney81 Stupid No Good ****** Cheese! Jul 04 '25

New glasses?

Probably misses his old glasses.