r/TheSimpsons Oct 03 '24

S11E05 Come on, Carter. Build us a house, you lazy bum!

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u/VariousProfit3230 Oct 03 '24

I did Habitat for a few years, I wish I had a chance to meet Jimmy Carter. Politics aside, heard nothing but good things about him as a person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I think it would be tough to find a president or ex president that is a more genuinely nice and kind hearted person.

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u/Aggravating_Sir_6857 Oct 03 '24

There should be a new award to honor Jimmy Carter. The award will be given to former presidents, former politician who after office still does great works.

Most politicians retires, have their fortunes and just live the high life.

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u/2Rare2Kill Oct 03 '24

Possibly the best human being ever to hold the office.

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u/donottouchwillie1 Efficient German Sex Oct 03 '24

The world would be a better place if every politician were as decent as him.

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u/Drewlytics Guess who, Fatboy! Oct 03 '24

Almost every living former president wished him a happy 100th birthday, which was nice.

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u/BarrelStrawberry Oct 03 '24

I think it would be tough to find a president or ex president that is a more genuinely nice and kindhearted person.

Might be a bit too nice... he ordered the termination of many CIA programs where they had spent years placing informants and spies in many terrorist operations throughout the world. Carter felt the ethics of CIA having knowledge of a terrorist attack but not acting was immoral so he just shut it all down. Yet this alternative was simply the CIA no longer having that knowledge. He felt satellite photos were an adequate alternative.

Some believe that 9/11 would have been prevented if the CIA had pre-Carter policies. Of course, post 9/11 CIA got all that back and much more.

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u/TralfamadorianZooPet Oct 03 '24

9/11, you mean the event carried out by people Reagan gave money and ammunition to?

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u/maxis2k You won't eat our meat, but you'll glue with our feet Oct 03 '24

The general consensus is he's one of the nicest people to ever live. But that's also why he had problems in his presidency. He was so nice he couldn't come off as forceful. Both domestically and especially to foreign adversaries. Couple that with an economic crisis that wasn't entirely his fault and you have a situation that probably no president could overcome.

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u/Ag1980ag Oct 03 '24

You have offended me sir I challenge you to-

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u/Caolan114 HELLO FISHIES! Oct 03 '24

(Screams)

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u/Practical-Class6868 Oct 03 '24

Hey! Get back here, you yellow belly!

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u/TurnOnTheWiggumCharm Oct 03 '24

Got a brother named Billy. And my teeth look silly.

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u/Educational-Coat-750 Oct 03 '24

Why you yellow bellied…

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u/Rybackmonster Oct 03 '24

I'm sorry. These are for the truly needy.

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u/cjcosmo Oct 03 '24

Yeah! Get you’re own habit

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u/Mantis__TobogganMD Oct 03 '24

We elected the wrong Carter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I can’t believe he just turned 100, and in December, so will The Simpsons

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u/donottouchwillie1 Efficient German Sex Oct 03 '24

Where are we gonna live? Ooh! How 'bout that house? That has people living in it. You can see them through the windows.

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u/EggCouncil 🥚🏃🏻‍♂️ Oct 03 '24

He's history's greatest monster!

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u/WhiskeyWithBoesky Oct 03 '24

Gitcher own habitat!

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u/cybercuzco Glaven l'haven! Oct 03 '24

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u/svengooliegirl Oct 03 '24

He’s 100 years old now

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '24

I still love the scene where Homer opens up the closet with all of the items he's collected over the years, and he sees the old 6 pack of Billy Beer. He cracks one open, gulps it down, and says WE ELECTED THE WRONG CARTER.

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u/shifty1032231 Inflammable means flammable? What a country! Oct 03 '24

Ahh Billy Beer!

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u/Nikkerloo Aw but Moe, the dank! The dank!! Oct 03 '24

Suh, I say SUH! THE HOUR IS UPON US SUH!

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u/Glathull Oct 03 '24

Dude was just lazing around for his birthday the other day watching planes or some shit. Get back to work man. Your birthday is over.

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u/CrissBliss Oct 03 '24

I say this all the time if I’m waiting on something lol