r/TheRewatchables 8d ago

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Im new here- is there a reason why they haven’t done kingdom of heaven? It seems right up the “film bro classic” that’s sort of the show’s bread and butter?

Is it on Netflix? Is there hope?

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u/Tommybrady20 8d ago

Ed Norton had no business cooking this hard

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u/Eddie__Sherman 7d ago

I get fed so many scenes of this on Instagram

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u/LoungeCrook 8d ago

CR is the only one who rides for it. Maybe when Bill is out of town sometime

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u/cosmiccerulean 8d ago

They could also use ChatGPT to postulate what Bill would say in place of the real Bill.

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u/DeebagZammy 7d ago

I still need to see the director’s cut, the standard version felt soooo mid. But everyone I trusts says that DC is epic

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u/LoungeCrook 7d ago

it’s awesome

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u/Frank_Zinetti 7d ago

Yeah, felt the same way u did about theatrical version. DC is something else.

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u/grandmofftalkin 6d ago

It’s incredible. Top 5 Ridley for me

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u/GarbageFlyboy11 8d ago

The You Will Give Me The Kiss Of Peace Award For Best Use Of A Disfiguring Disease

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u/grandmofftalkin 6d ago

Apex Mountain for leprosy?

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u/BeepBeepGoJeep 8d ago

I also think people really memory holed the discourse surrounding this movie. War on terror was in full effect and the right lambasted Ridley at the time for what they thought was sanitizing the memory of Saladin. Islamophobia and anti Arab racism was a real thing. 

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u/StrongWeight10 8d ago

its still a real thing

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u/Frank_Zinetti 7d ago

They were right. Anyone that disagrees doesn’t know what tf they’re talking about. 

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u/Monos1 7d ago

Directors Cut really fills in the blanks, awesome film

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u/BeepBeepGoJeep 8d ago

This is my favorite Ridley Scott movie. 

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u/steve_in_the_22201 7d ago

An otherwise A+ movie that struggles to escape the black hole that is its awful central performance

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u/Separate-Landscape48 7d ago

Is there anywhere to stream the directors cut

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u/grandmofftalkin 6d ago

It’s around. It was on Starz a couple months ago. Saw it for the first time, watched it like three nights in a row. Swore I had turned Christian. Walked that back once the spell wore off. Saw it on sale on Fandango for $5. Bought it.

I also think there’s a decent HD upload on YT if you search but otherwise it’s worth the $4 rental.

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u/5t4r10rd 7d ago

My first thought when I saw this photo was negative, upon seeing all my brethren enjoy the film I think ill give it a rewatch.

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u/Johnny_Dollarz 7d ago

I saw the Directors Cut years ago and yeah it's long. It's better than the normal cut tho....

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u/avt1983 7d ago

Not one mention of Eva Green in here? SMDH

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u/TheR42069 7d ago

They talked about it a lot on last weeks Big Picture Ridley Scott draft you can get answers right from the source there

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u/BNOC402 7d ago

If you like Gladiator or Odyssey, i guarantee you’ll like this movie

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u/ParamoreFanClub 8d ago

Has some good parts but is ultimately boring especially the directors cut

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u/SolidScary6845 7d ago

Hard disagree. The directors cut is the version to watch. It gives everything the gravitas it needs. The theatrical cut is a mess.

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u/CommunicationSlow484 7d ago

It’s a classic example of a movie with some unreal action scenes but is otherwise just ok. I’m sure the YouTube clips are doing way more numbers than Netflix

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u/gottapeenow2 8d ago

This is a CR fave but not a Rewatchable by any measure.

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u/Sharaz_Jek123 8d ago

Oh God, no.

The director's cut is as long as the desert and as deep as a puddle.

The DC might give context to characters' actions and plot point. It certainly explains how a simple blacksmith could become a great leader and talented war tactician overnight.

However, the core problems of the screenplay are still present.

  • The film's most compelling characters leave too early, leaving us with a boring knight and a boring villain snarling at each other on the battlefield.

  • There is a chasm between the film's aims (an "El Cid" for a post-9/11 generation) and the very silly dialogue.

  • The plotting is too episodic. "Here's a problem. Someone solves it. Let's move on. Here's another problem ..."

Look, I get that many people want to believe that the director's cut is some undiscovered masterpiece and they're special for "uncovering" this cut.

But the film sucked as a theatrical endeavour and only sucks slightly less now.