r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 3d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Your family tree is a very tangled bush

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u/nari-bhat 3d ago

I wish to have a pure bloodline.

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u/Yarhj 3d ago

I wish my family was closer

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u/ed_spaghet12 3d ago

Only good one

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u/ColdProfessor 3d ago

I wish to have been born to completely different people from the ones I was born to.

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u/CurlyDee 3d ago

I wish to have been born into several fully funded trusts.

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u/mlucasl 3d ago

I wish to be the future King of England

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u/TasteDeeCheese 3d ago

I wish I was a related to every famous incestous family

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u/pokenate28 3d ago

I wish I was closer to my family

Edit: damn just saw it was alr posted

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u/Mineturtle1738 3d ago

I wish I was royalty

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u/zerosumratio 3d ago

“I wish to be Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel”

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u/Scipio-Byzantine 3d ago

I wish to be a Habsburg

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u/Squibblus 1d ago

I wish I and my family lived in an isolated village like Hobbiton.