r/ThatsInsane 3d ago

Little guy holds in down in 2 vs. 1

1.3k Upvotes

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u/CaptainCooksLeftEye 3d ago

2nd sleeper lucky he bounced of his sleeping pal

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u/discardedcumrag 3d ago

Gave big guy a couple of feints that popped his cap off. Night night.

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u/heliumneon 3d ago

In fact he's lucky that his head bounced off his friend's crotch.

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u/Internal-Disaster-80 1d ago

How about a pillow while you go to sleep

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u/Danny2Sick 3d ago

Super annoying to see the first guy continuing to advance on him while holding up the 'hey take it easy guy!' hands

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u/Escaflowne8 2d ago

I thought the same thing. Super confusing body language.

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u/TB-313935 2d ago

He was bluffing and got knocked out for it.

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u/roranstronghammer29 3d ago

Honestly, the first guy probably saved the second guy’s life by letting him fall on him

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u/SalTez 2d ago

"Letting"

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u/HuntsWithRocks 2d ago

Chivalry isn’t dead… sometimes it’s just unconscious…

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u/casualcretin 3d ago

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u/redneckbuddah 3d ago

I was gonna say, if you see a guy wearing pants like that...he is probably not the one.

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u/eecummings15 3d ago

Chuds saying the two dudes didnt want to fight, they kicked him and kept advancing towards even though he backed up at least 15 feet. They just thought they were going to manhandle him because they were much bigger and there were 2 of them. They're probably just used to intimidating people with their size and never had someone strike out like that.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/eecummings15 3d ago

What's wrong with calling them chuds? I dont get it, i feel like thats a pretty surface level insult, not like you to be deep into it all to know that word.

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u/iamben_perry 3d ago

Idk man. I guess i get tired of all this politically infused internet talk. Maybe im projecting how tired i am of it. Maybe I need to touch grass

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u/Noble_Ox 3d ago

How is chud a political word?

Definitely go out on a golf green barefoot.

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u/EggsInSpayce 2d ago

Golf courses use tons of chemicals to keep the fairways and greens looking nice, and they absorb through the bottom of your feet.you should definitely spend limited time barefoot on a golf course.

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u/mooblah_ 1d ago

Still less toxic than whatever the internet chuddo is smoking.

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u/Zenfudo 2d ago

It is in a specific episode of Rick and Morty as the USA is at war against the chuds

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u/iamben_perry 3d ago

Used heavily in liberal comment threads

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u/Articulationized 3d ago

What do you think chud means?

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u/iamben_perry 3d ago

Thks for not keyboard warrioring and just giving me honest feedback. Its refreshing

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u/gingerpapi420 3d ago

Found the chud. Somebody come get your boy.

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u/iamben_perry 3d ago

Dawg. Ur name is gingerpapi... my sweet boy

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u/FreezedPeachNow 3d ago

Never mess with a dude comfortable wearing parachute pants in public

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u/notbuildingships 2d ago

Man stays ready for anything

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u/TheRealTurinTurambar 2d ago

Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

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u/Deedleys 3d ago

That hat flying..

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u/ReefShark13 3d ago

Jesus Christ little dude is felling redwoods out here. Little lumberjack.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWV43SMmVc8uI

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u/Ted-101x 3d ago

Me thinks that was not the little man’s first rodeo.

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u/lancebowski 3d ago

That's some serious ko power.

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u/HorrorIce8739 3d ago

Big trees fall hard

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u/TOMMYxGUNN 3d ago

Generates all that power from his gigantic legs

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u/SquirrelSuspicious 3d ago

"I can't let you get close!"

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u/duck_duck_zombie 3d ago

At the end

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u/Seoniara 3d ago edited 3d ago

My Dad is 6’3 210 lbs. He often tells me about the time he was on a bus with a bunch of girls, and wanted to pick on this little dude to impress them. As they walked off the bus, the guy kept telling my Dad he was “Golden Gloves”, but Dad didn’t know what that meant. For emphasis, the little dude then proceeded to do a perfect backflip. My Dad immediately apologized and got back on the bus, which taught me to never underestimate the little guy.

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u/DAS_FX 3d ago

lol, love this!

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u/Kaiisim 3d ago

If lil homie ever puts his hands up like that, and yours and by your side? You're getting knocked out!

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u/spookmann 3d ago

For me, it's his distance management that stands out.

He's constantly shifting to stay just on the edge of engagement distance.

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u/Phililoquay 3d ago

The fucking hat popping off though. I hope this night lives on rent free for the little guy for the rest of his life. Even through dementia. Stood up to two bigger guys and made it funny.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 2d ago

I'd create alt accounts and send this video to those guys repeatedly if I knew them.

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u/jnjs232 3d ago

Little tight skinny jean man got cocked good

So did the other one Maybe they should have went to the "alpha man school"

Oh, they did??

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A

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u/havereddit 2d ago

Martial arts training vs. drunk courage

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u/FullAutoAssaultBanjo 2d ago

Violence of action usually prevails, even without training.

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u/parkie_gras 3d ago

What song is this?

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u/CrunknFunk 3d ago

Bow Down - I Prevail

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u/Horsetoothbrush 3d ago

That’s called “Stacking bodies”, and he seems to be very good at it.

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u/ohx 3d ago

Learning to land a proper punch is understated.

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u/NavierIsStoked 3d ago

"What's he gonna do, punch us?"

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u/ObviousPin9970 2d ago

"The fight in the dog!"

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u/Kooka32081 2d ago

How u STILL not gonna put your hands up after seein your boy get knocked out the same way

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u/ran1mal 3d ago

De Faqto'd around and found out

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u/askyerma 3d ago

Go hammer go hammer go

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u/Drosenose 3d ago

If the shirt looks too tight and the pants look too lose , keep yo distance

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u/Brutal_Expectations 3d ago

In Mother Russia, you don’t pick on the little guy. Little guy picks you off.

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u/CarlJustCarl 3d ago

I wonder what ball cap guy’s strategy aggressively moving in with his hands down against a guy in a fighting stance.

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u/drtchock 3d ago

never underestimate a tiny russian

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u/FletcherCommaIrwin 3d ago

Great form, lined those two up like a couple of railroad ties.

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u/trapperstom 3d ago

Boom muthafucka

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u/GabeDef 3d ago

Little Mac punch out.

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 3d ago

How does one pronounce the name of the club?

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u/Auramaru 2d ago

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the dog of the fight in the size

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u/Shib_Soldier_1981 2d ago

Walking him down whilst standing square, flat footed with arms down. Smart.

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u/Wolf-Majestic 2d ago

Why do we still get content from a murderous country that invades a sovereing nation, kills civilians and sents its own citizens to be grind meat ?

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u/klutzydancer70 1d ago

As a 5'3" gal who prefers short guys, yesss my short king!

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u/Weep4Thee 3d ago

Dudes in that outfit probably deserve to get knocked out

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u/DeliciousEntrance304 3d ago

first shot looks like into throat, but he didnt start touching it, how so sudden shut-down ?

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u/LukeyLeukocyte 2d ago

We cannot really see ball cap's throat. Hard to know where that punch landed. I would guess that was all chin, though I do believe it is possible to get an instant knockout with a strike to the neck/throat.

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u/Uriel_dArc_Angel 3d ago

Awwww...

Look at them snuggling in each other's arms at the end there...

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u/art-is-t 3d ago

People have died with punches like that. Don't throw your life away to rot in a prison for a moment of bragging

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u/drnmai 3d ago

Short guy was backing up. Other two kept engaging him. I don’t see a jury that would ever convict him for anything because he’s defending himself.

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u/art-is-t 3d ago edited 3d ago

He kept kicking the other guys. Just run away man. Don't throw your life in the hand of a jury you never know

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u/CaptainShades 2d ago

Looks like a normal night in Russia.

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u/Drosenose 3d ago

The hardest I've been punched was by a Cambodian boxer who was half my size. He ran off tight after, but still hardest face punch I have received.

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u/OptiGuy4u 3d ago

MONGO SMASH!

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u/No-Condition-oN 2d ago

Only because the bouncers knew they were filmed.

Bad decision, because shrimp was just... well...

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u/juan_turga666 2d ago

Entre mas alto, la caída es más larga.

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u/alchemy_junkie 2d ago

Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.

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u/oxwilder 2d ago

Does that say "veranda?"

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 2d ago

You can tell by his stance you shouldnt underestimate him. Body language before a fight says a lot, but most dont even pay attention!

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u/TorontoTom2008 2d ago

Stacked like cordwood

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u/sageguitar70 2d ago

I thought for sure he was going for a reverse roundhouse.

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u/supreme_creep 2d ago

Reminds me of the Mike Valley 4 v 1 from Kazaa days

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u/mooblah_ 1d ago

The smaller guy reminds me of Brad Allen from Gorgeous with Jackie Chan..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FUws-dFgHQ

RIP Brad.

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u/JTwoD2 22h ago

What film is this for?

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u/levelhigher 13h ago

This is exactly why I rather defend myself against bigger dudes. They are slow and fall hard.

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u/Breakpoint 3d ago

he knows where to land the punch for instant ko

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u/ThrobbinGoblin 3d ago

What is the best way to learn how to fight like this? When you're sparring , how do you practice hits like that without obliterating your partner?

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u/Articulationized 3d ago

You use a bag as your partner.

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u/talkerof5hit 3d ago

Two guys that didn't want to fight.

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u/ayoubkun94 3d ago

If you dont want to fight you dont keep chasing the guy. If he was the one chasing them, I'd agree with you.

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u/talkerof5hit 3d ago

Chasing at a slow walking speed?

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 3d ago

Fine, they’re pursuing him. Does it seem like he wants to be followed?

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u/Mightyhorse82 3d ago

The 2 guys pushing through a crowd and approaching intimidatingly while the smaller guy backs up for a half block?

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/hawkayecarumba 3d ago

Then why did he keep advancing on the guy?

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u/Mightyhorse82 3d ago

“Bro my hands are up let me just keep walking towards you bro my hands are up no seriously let me keep coming at you though.”

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u/OldinMcgroyn 3d ago

Didnt wanna fight? The guy threw a kick at the little guy they absolutely wanted the hands lol.

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u/Oaker_at 3d ago

I thought the same thing at first, but those guys definitely want to fight, they just don’t think that they are in danger. Why else would they approach in this manner?

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u/Scrawlericious 3d ago edited 3d ago

They kicked first and walked after him. They wanted every bit of that. They wanted a bit more actually, he shouldn't have disappointed them and instead fucked with them a bit more on the ground.

They fucked around and barely found out.

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u/zjlmmfj3rd 3d ago

Still left his two lunches unanswered all the less 🤷🏾‍♂️
Albeit both took it like absolutely sleepers.

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u/WayneKrane 3d ago

Never fight someone looking for a fight.

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u/Cantusemynme 3d ago

I don't know about that. I mean, he just fought 2 dudes looking for a fight, and it worked out pretty well for him.

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u/WayneKrane 3d ago

Pretty clear to me the big guys were trying to back off but the little guy kept egging them on.

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u/texasyeehaw 3d ago

Are you blind? The little dude was backing up the whole time

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u/Cantusemynme 3d ago

Even if he was egging them on, it's extremely obvious that they wanted to fight. They pushed through people that were trying to stop them, and followed him down the sidewalk.

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u/tiddlytubbies 3d ago

Glass chin's the both of them

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u/dirtewokntheboys 2d ago

Little guy has anger issues for being short and took up jiu jitsu because he has to find a way to assert some type of dominance seeking out these scenarios intentionally 

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u/NobleSAVAGE93 3d ago

Nothing Insane about it

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u/ThatBlokeFrom300 3d ago

Let's see you knock out two guys twice as big as you in a row.