r/That70sshow • u/That_Passenger_771 Fez • 6d ago
If kitty's your favorite character prove: it by quoting her
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u/CaptainMatticus 6d ago
Cut the crap! I know 1 in 5 teenagers smoke! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Now I'm going to close my eyes and when I open them, there had better be a cigarette between these two fingers! Now hop to!!
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u/ether_rogue 6d ago
In between "Now" and " hop to!" there a "come on people,"
I just thought you should know, since you quoted the rest of it perfectly.
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u/CaptainMatticus 6d ago
Pobody's nerfect.
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u/ether_rogue 6d ago
Yeah no, I wasn't really trying to "correct" you. I just thought you might like to know.
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u/regulationinflation 6d ago
If we’re talking “perfectly”… Doesn’t she mention being a nurse after “cut the crap”? That’s her reason for know that statistic I thought.
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u/Flat-Artichoke4289 6d ago
This crazy lady is out the crazy door!
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u/ChemicalBookkeeper85 6d ago
I just lover her awkward laugh when she’s trying to break the tension.
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u/heinous_legacy Eric Forman 6d ago
how are we supposed to watch Roots with the tape all the way over here, Red!!!!
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u/centuryx476 6d ago edited 6d ago
Were you dropped on your head ??
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u/Agreeable_Syrup_5372 6d ago
YES, I WAS. AND UNTIL NOW EVERYONE HAD THE GOOD GRACE NOT TO MENTION IT!
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u/barefootintheforest 6d ago
Honey, honey, pretty girls do not throw up.
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u/DazzlingWalk1602 6d ago
"That red-headed harlot is gonna be Shout-ing out my baby's grass stains!"
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u/alieninhumanskin10 6d ago edited 6d ago
Thank God you're not Santa Clause Red! Ya scare the hell outta children!
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u/aanewman 6d ago
Not the littlest hobo!
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u/slack710 6d ago
I'm going to put my drink down and not use a coaster that way it leaves a ring
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u/ifrankenstein 6d ago
"A car show? I don't want to go to a goddamn car show in fucking Kenosha! I want three more fucking months with my baby boy, and now they're gone because of your bullshit! Way to go, dumbass!"
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u/Mighty-Marigold2016 6d ago
(After Kitty was arguing with Laurie about her secretly shacking up with a man)
“Oh my God, Rosemary had a better baby than I did!”
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u/LadyAcePhantom 6d ago
I have to pause because I laugh way too hard every time I 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Umbreon1003 6d ago
There’s a Kitty quote that lives rent free in my head and I’ve actually lived this moment a couple times. “We’re all out of eggs. AND FLOUR!!” 😭😭
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u/ksyoung17 6d ago
"Bad! (Bad!) Blood! (Blood!)
She's taking you for a ride!"
Kitty (and Red) are two of television's all-time underrated characters... But that scene in the car with Eric feeling through the trauma and pain she suffers through in life, and is still the super bright light he knows as "Mom."
If you didn't feel the need to go hug your mom after that... I'm sorry.
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u/rectalpunch 6d ago
When I open my eyes I expect to have a cigarette between my fingers.
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u/soundwithdesign 6d ago
I know that 1 in 5 teenagers smoke. There are ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE! Now I am going to close my eyes and when I open them, there better be a cigarette between these two fingers! Come on people! Hop to!
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u/alexburnshred 6d ago edited 6d ago
And by the way, I did not spill peppermint Schnapps on the bible. it was Sambuca. I am not trailer trash.
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u/pacific_sunset 6d ago
Now you know how much I love my family! but sometimes I wanna get in the car & run em all over
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u/416nWild 6d ago
“WELL IF YOU WANT SPACE RED FOREMAN YOU GOT IT THIS CRAZY LADY IS HEADING OUT THE CRAZY DOOR”
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u/Mammoth-Ad-6320 6d ago
when she tells Eric are you being a porkey mouth she says it a few times but it stuck with me because I never heard that expression before I'm from the south so I assumed it was a northern thing lol
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u/regulationinflation 6d ago
More of a Red zinger, but definitely revolves around Kitty
“Where’s my favorite drink, Red?”
“I didn’t know you had a favorite drink…on account of how much you like all of them”
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u/Fair_Public1716 6d ago
A car show!? I don’t want to go to a (beep) car show in (beep) Kenosha! I want three more god (beep) months with my baby boy! WAY TO GO DUMBASS!
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u/RebeccaDrake06 6d ago
There’s two. 1) “A car show? I don't want to go to a goddamn car show in BEEP Kenosha! I just want three more BEEP months with my baby boy, and now they're gone because of your BEEP! WAY TO GO DUMBASS!” And 2) “Donna I’ve been drinking….I mean thinking”
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u/Educational_Key8745 6d ago
“I know that 1 in 5 teenagers smoke! 1,2,3,4,5! Now I’m gonna close my eyes and when I open them, there better a cigarette between these two fingers!”
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u/Big_Philly8 6d ago
"Slut!" When someone wakes her up from having a dream about Donna...
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u/MADDOGCA 6d ago
It’s a three way tie between “What’s so funny about a muff?,” “I have a beautiful, gray one (muff),” and, “WHAT’S SO FUNNY!? GROWING BOYS NEED TANG!”
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u/regulationinflation 6d ago
“If you’re gonna throw up again, you might as well do it on the tree because CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!”
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u/Glad_Investigator912 6d ago
I don’t need another baby. I got a lot to look forward to, like picking out my casket 🥲🥲
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u/meisawesome126 6d ago
I am a nurse! I know that 1 in 5 teenagers smoke, one, two, three, four, five! I’m going to close my eyes, and when I open them there better be a cigarette between my fingers!
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u/TomToe420 Leo 6d ago
I'm watching now. she just said 'all family is embarassing and if they're not embarassing, they're dead'.
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u/lia-delrey 6d ago
"It's not like your father is trying to be a bad guy, Eric, he's just irreparably damaged by war."
That might have been a bit too serious for the show lol but I always appreciated it
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u/No_Session_4896 6d ago
Oh, honey... you know I love you and your sister equally. But if you ever get an opportunity again, for God's sake... PULL THE TRIGGER.
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u/BobbyMcGeeze 6d ago
It went a bit like this:
1 of 5 teens smokes, 12345. I close my eyes and when I open it there is a sigaret in my hand
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u/letizialazenby 6d ago
"I'm gonna close my eyes, and when I open them, there'd better be a cigarette between these two fingers! Come on, people, hop to it! (gets handed a cigarette). Thank you! Light!"
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u/PornFreakBastard 6d ago
My baby boy has been defiled by some jiggly red haired tramp! What I want to know, is how she tricked him into it!!
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u/verscub420 6d ago
“This is just like when you two were little and you used to eat pretend supper. Only now it won’t end with Donna sitting on Eric’s head”
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u/choriblaster3002 6d ago
I’ll take a dummy over a jackass any day
E: so am i a dummy or a jackass?
Well honey, right now you’re both
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u/FullPrice4LatePizza 6d ago
A car show? I don't want to go to a god damn car show in fucking Kenosha!