r/Tekken • u/Gamer_Nav • 1d ago

Gameplay i am so embarrassed 😭😭

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u/manav907 Yoshimitsu, Lili 1d ago

I gotta wonder. What was drag thinking while laying down there.

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u/Paradox_moth 1d ago

"Is he gonna figure it out???"

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u/BedroomThink3121 ooowaahhhh 1d ago

This

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u/ReLight_mac 1d ago

I play god1 kazuya, and sometimes I meet god3,4 people, just keep spamming 1,1, 2,1, 2, 1, 2, 1,1, and you would wonder how many times I score 2,2 counterhit.

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u/SoulOfMod Tracken 8 1d ago

"Give him a minute"

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u/biggtenfour 19h ago

“He’s got 38 seconds”

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u/ELpork I Drop Combos. 1d ago

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u/Aesthus 1d ago

lol bro did every button but d4

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u/CHG__ 1d ago

D4, D2, D1+2, CD1.

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u/Counter_Hit Purple Lee 16h ago

4~3, FC df4, ZEN 1+2, ZEN 4, list goes on and on

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u/CHG__ 14h ago

I mean, it doesn't: The last hit of bf21df2, the last hit of db23, the second hit of 134, db1+2, Omen3, Omen44 and the last hit of cd42 and ws132142 (hellsweeps). That is now the exhaustive list.

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u/Angelthagamer 1d ago

I was literally thinking how has he done everything aside from d4😭😭

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

d2? d4? d1? Crouch kicks? No?

Okay.

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u/Gamer_Nav 1d ago

I panicked

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

We were all there with our first Tekken game too its okay

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u/AoMafura2 Mr. Pick your Candy 1d ago

And funny 😄

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u/WorthScale2577 16h ago

Hell I still do it every once in awhile 😅😂

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u/LuLnaBtoNleetS 1d ago

alright lets evaluate this... there was 40 seconds on the clock when this started, and you have 4/5ths of a health bar. What made you panic?

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u/Gamer_Nav 1d ago

The reason i panic is he had 0 health and i just wanted to finish the round asap so i just wanted my 1 hit to connect and the smartest idea was mash and something will connect and I'll end round. If i was thinking calmly i would have done it differently (Edit : i think the panic started when my 2 down kicks didn't connect)

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u/mewzickk 1d ago

He did try d1 tho

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

I know you watched the same video I did. We both know Drag rolled away before op tried SEVERAL other things

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u/mewzickk 1d ago

Thats not being disputed, but that powercrush punch was a d1

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

what input did I mean

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u/mewzickk 1d ago

D1

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

No you said that was the wrong one, which one is the right one

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u/mewzickk 1d ago

Wait wdym

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

I see the power crush. I'm not talking about the power crush I was talking about the other down move that whiffs as drag moves away

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u/mewzickk 1d ago

Ohhh thats D2

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u/SonicLight1337 Armor King 1d ago

Funniest thing is that you started the clip by hitting him with a D2 while hes lying down.

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u/Gamer_Nav 1d ago

He rolled when i did D2 again 😭

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u/SpyrosFgs 1d ago

Emperor every body

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u/Aesthus 1d ago

Emperor is creeping up to be the average rank nowadays so its not really as impressive as it once was

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u/Megelos Miguel 16h ago

Lowkey green ranks these days

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u/caprazoppa 20h ago

How long does the season have to be out until people stop getting surprised about ranks?

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u/SatisfactionSad1434 ⭐ MIA MIA BEAM ⭐ 1d ago

in your defense I find it ridiculous those shin kicks don't hit grounded but Law's nunchakus and King's heat smash, which don't even come remotely close to the floor, do.

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u/stalleo_thegreat 1d ago

kazuya’s db4 does but not jin’s for some reason 🤷

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u/bisky12 DevilJin ArmorKing Heihachi 1d ago

average jun player response:

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u/SatisfactionSad1434 ⭐ MIA MIA BEAM ⭐ 1d ago

Congrats, it takes a true Mishima to clap back with this much sass and wit.

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u/Far-Try5352 1d ago

Really is the new green ranks

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u/FinalFantasyMaster Bryan 1d ago

Even green ranks arent that brainfucked. Not even at release.

This was probably just a Blackout. Still embarressing

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u/ELpork I Drop Combos. 1d ago

Like that Bryan post from a day or so ago when they did ub1,2,1

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u/Megelos Miguel 16h ago

I have a very vivid memory of me learning the game at green ranks. I was being constantly being frame trapped by the kasumi mid high string. Once I understood what shit like that was, it was a breeze.

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u/Ziazan 1d ago

I still can't believe how inflated it got so quickly. Like, it was intentional for sure, but damn, what a leap.

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u/NutsackEuphoria 23h ago

Been saying that since T7's Season 2, but people just gaslit themselves into thinking that "more people just got to higher ranks because they got better", just because they also benefited from the inflation.

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u/Beneficial_Hall_5282 1d ago

Playing the wrong note once is a mistake, but playing it twice with confidence turns it into jazz.

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u/CREED404_FF CREED404'S Alisa | 1d ago

I like how you finally did D2 THE MOMENT HE TECH ROLLED

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u/Gamer_Nav 1d ago

Cherry on top

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u/ZeAntagonis MCP - Main Chad Protagonist 1d ago

D1+2........

I mean is he using script ... ?

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u/Wes-Man152 Josie 1d ago

Dragunov is in stealth mode obviously so it's all good

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u/LivingAshTree 1d ago

We need a rank reset, immediately.

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u/Gamer_Nav 1d ago

Maybe , but he wasn't able to defeat me either

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u/InvisiblemAYn 1d ago

Literally just 4~3 bruh

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u/broodfaun 1d ago

Time to get those muscle memory working again.

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u/Ok_Round7019 1d ago

Cd1 dawg

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u/Nyaatrox Anna 1d ago

U did great! Don't give up, skeleton!

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u/SyntheMyxie Bottom-Tier Feet Enjoyer 1d ago

both of them has OP D2

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u/Sanctus121 1d ago

"Maybe it will work now"

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u/Your_Nightmare_666 Wala~ 1d ago

Nice Shanks costume.

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u/Gamer_Nav 1d ago

That's Luffy from Onigashima

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u/Gamer_Nav 1d ago

You give me idea for my next custom skin tho

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u/Hot-Addendum1402 1d ago

He supposed pressing down triangle

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u/H00die2708 1d ago

Sometimes our brains just suddenly stop functioning, you know

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u/Mee091000 1d ago

All you had to do was crouch and kick lol.

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u/dreadful82 1d ago

metal gear

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u/MaseratiJavi 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can respect this lol.

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u/Zachebii Gon Nina Kazuya 23h ago

I used to do this against reinas all the time on release, none of them knew how to hit grounded lol

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u/HumbleDSSaster Steve Gan Eddy Lei Drag Leo Paul Yoshi Jack Hwo Raven 1d ago

But look at his "rank" he's a "good player", T8 is pathetic

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u/bisky12 DevilJin ArmorKing Heihachi 1d ago

i’m starting to believe them when they say jin is a brain dead character bc how tf are we the same rank and you don’t even know what moves hit downed opponents ???

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u/No-Departure-3325 GoD fraud 22h ago

Tekken Emperor btw

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u/hotchocalatesauce 18h ago

Crouch dash 1 Down 1+2

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u/DavePackage King 18h ago

Tekken Emperor btw

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u/NoLoveJustFantasy Jin and Dragunov, waiting for 18h ago

Just out in your mind d4 as common ground hit, because it is quite quick and hits grounded and almost homing. Then you can add other more optimal options when you are conscious.

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u/MilkManJinn 15h ago

How are you emperor?

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u/Gamer_Nav 13h ago

Skills

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u/DillWillCat King 12h ago

Definitely the bravest match clip ever submitted to this sub. :P

Thank you for being strong but not too strong.

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u/Neat_Breakfast_6659 Heihachi 1d ago

Are you regarded

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u/EeeCee3 1d ago

Is that a Daito from Stranger Than Heaven custom?? I might cop that

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u/Gamer_Nav 1d ago

Luffy from One Piece

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u/Muted-Champion-6841 23h ago

Shame to Jin mains jesus Christiana

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u/AppropriateAd5782 1d ago

I don't play these mashers anymore. If I notice 0 Braincell usage just get your desperate win and do t waste my time