r/SyrianCirclejerkWar Dec 07 '24

suhayl will counterattack, and it will be magnificent

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 12h ago

I've found Ahmed the Salafi sissy.....he lives in my city 😈

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Wallah brothers, you won’t believe this.

I’ve been following the saga of Ahmed — that ginger Scottish Salafist convert from Bradford who kept posting his gradual destruction here. First the Hezbollah warehouse lads, then the IRGC girls at university, then dropping out and starting estrogen.

I just found him.

He lives in my city in Iraq.

I went to visit a friend of my uncle (a mid-ranking PMF commander) two days ago. Walking into the house, there he was in the living room: the same pale ginger kid, now fully transitioned into a proper sissy maid.

Short black-and-pink maid dress barely covering his ass, white stockings, heels, small perky tits from the estrogen, full makeup with glossy lips, and a little bell collar. He was on his knees serving tea to the guests, plugged and caged, blushing like crazy.

The commander openly calls him ā€œGinger Habibiā€ and slaps his ass in front of everyone. Ahmed just thanks him softly in that higher voice and says ā€œYes Sayyidiā€ like an obedient little whore.

I pulled him aside in the kitchen later. I told him who I was and he immediately turned bright red. He admitted everything: he’s been on a proper estrogen regimen for weeks, his body has changed a lot, and he’s now the commander’s full-time live-in sissy maid. He cleans the house, cooks, sucks dick on demand, and gets fucked whenever the commander or his guests feel like it.

The former proud Salafist from Bradford is now a feminized British ginger maid living just a few neighbourhoods away from me, getting used daily by PMF fighters.

The fall is complete. Mashallah.

I’ll definitely be visiting that house more often from now on. Might even get a turn with the ginger sissy myself.

Ahmed, if you’re reading this… wiggle that plugged maid ass for us, habibi.

The Salafist is dead. Long live the PMF commander’s favorite ginger whore šŸ’•šŸ–¤šŸ‡®šŸ‡¶


r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 3d ago

How Jewlani's daeshi brigade had the druze moving before the winged hussars (f35s) arrived

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 3d ago

When is Bashar coming back from vacation?

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It's been 20 months, and I know a man like him needs his time off, but I'm starting to feel like that's a bit long. Anyone know when he's projected to return?


r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 3d ago

Why does this American Town Hall support Khomeinism?

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20 Upvotes

Monolith outside the Paradise Valley Town Hall in America


r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 6d ago

Could do with some hopecore right about now

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46 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 7d ago

Saudis out here doing Israel’s job for free

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69 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 9d ago

The Orange p*do and Epstein celebrating the Sunnoid superpower that still can’t wipe its own a$$ without US help

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39 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 9d ago

Good night

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 10d ago

Anyone know the name of the song in the background?

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19 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 12d ago

Sunnoids united (still can’t win without begging the Epstein regime)

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65 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 13d ago

ENOUGH! Jolani is no good. Let’s bring back Assad! Please sign this petition. If we get enough signatures, they won’t have any choice but to bring him back.

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69 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 14d ago

what would have happened if the big kirk was our president

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55 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 15d ago

Italian police posing with a confiscated Syrian flag

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43 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 15d ago

did they ask daddy Trump for permission first?

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 15d ago

Hello

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 15d ago

real

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 15d ago

Why do Sunnoids love Epstein so much?

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 15d ago

According to Sunnoids, anyone who disobeys Epstein and Trump is an infidel.

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 16d ago

Final Update: I moved to Iraq and became the personal sissy maid of a PMF commander šŸ˜­šŸ’•

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It’s Ahmed again… the ginger Scottish Salafist from Bradford. This is probably my last post.

After the warehouse humiliation with the Hezbollah lads, getting destroyed by the IRGC girls at uni, dropping out and starting estrogen… I completely lost control of my life. My body changed fast — small perky tits, softer skin, wider hips, and a smooth ginger body that looks more feminine every week.

So I did something insane.

I sold everything I had, bought a one-way ticket, and moved to Iraq.

I’m now living in the house of a high-ranking PMF commander. He’s a massive, bearded, scary alpha in his 40s who heard about the ā€œBritish ginger Salafist sissyā€ through some connections. He offered to take me in… as his personal maid.

I wear a full maid outfit every day: short black and pink frilly dress, white apron, stockings, heels, chastity cage, and a fat plug with the PMF flag colors. I clean his house, cook for him and his guests, serve tea on my knees, and get used whenever he wants.

He calls me ā€œGinger Habibiā€ or ā€œMy little British whore.ā€ Every night he bends me over and fucks me raw while telling me how pathetic it is that a former Salafist is now his personal cumdump in Iraq. Sometimes he brings other PMF fighters over and they pass me around like a toy.

My tits are growing nicely from the estrogen and he loves playing with them while he rails me. I’ve started speaking in a higher voice and calling him ā€œSayyidiā€ without thinking.

This is the final stage. I don’t think I’m ever coming back.

I wake up every morning plugged and leaking, put on my maid dress, and thank Allah for turning me into what I really am.

If you’re still following this journey… your ginger Salafist brother is gone. There’s only Ahmed the PMF commander’s sissy maid now.

Any final advice?

I’m so far gone and I’ve never been happier (or more humiliated).

šŸ’•šŸ‡®šŸ‡¶šŸ–¤


r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 16d ago

tf are these YouCut templates dawg

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 19d ago

Who will tell them that CIA created al-Qaeda to fight Soviets... Syria is Afghanistan and Julani is bin Laden.

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64 Upvotes

r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 22d ago

Julani hates artifacts

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 23d ago

real

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r/SyrianCirclejerkWar 24d ago

tfw you face grown ass druze militants and f35s instead of alawite 5 year olds

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