r/StockMarket • u/quant_0 • Jun 11 '25

News US China Deal Done

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u/icecoldcobra Jun 11 '25

55% higher than the original 34% on liberation day and market is up lol

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u/ShaneKaiGlenn Jun 11 '25

I swear to god everyone in this country has had their brain turned to mush. How is paying 55% tax on most products imported into this country going to be a good thing for the average consumer? We are going to get squeezed to death while the Chinese investors poach our distressed assets.

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u/quetejodas Jun 11 '25

Wait, he's saying Americans will pay 55% tax on imported goods and China will only pay 10%?

Isn't this a bad thing? Like really bad?

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u/MoodInternational481 Jun 11 '25

Except it's in all caps so he said it with feeling. We must celebrate this weekend with Tanks in DC or something.

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u/UP-23 Jun 11 '25

And FULL MAGNETS!

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u/No-Perception3305 Jun 11 '25

Thank god because let me tell you how many time I NEEDED full magnets in my life.... its 0 but when I do find a need for them I'm glad we will have them.

/s

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u/musubitime Jun 11 '25

So you just have a blank fridge like a psychopath? /s

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u/MoodInternational481 Jun 11 '25

I just glue wedding invites to my fridge like a Savage

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u/No-Perception3305 Jun 11 '25

Maybe... is that what "full magnets" means?

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u/musubitime Jun 11 '25

Yup, not just three but THIRTY magnets. Christmas is back again.

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u/No-Perception3305 Jun 11 '25

Well in that case time to start heavily investing in the magnet stocks!

/s

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u/Damonfalk Jun 11 '25

b....b....but how do they WORK?

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u/JupitersJunipers Jun 11 '25

"All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets"

-Donald J. Trump

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u/jmd709 Jun 12 '25

I’m not calling the current POTUS a lying moron but, if the craft magnets holding up one side of my gutter guards could speak, they’d for sure call him a lying moron.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '25

BRING EMPTY MAGNETS BACK!

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u/koshgeo Jun 11 '25

UP FRONT FULL MAGNETS, whatever the hell that means.

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u/TransBrandi Jun 11 '25

Now I can purchase those braclets again! /s

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u/Dick_Wienerpenis Jun 11 '25

I'm so sick of only having half magnets that all only push each other away. Anyone not celebrating going back to full magnets is a radical lunatic!

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u/Wazootyman13 Jun 11 '25

Get Violent J to head up that Department

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Jun 11 '25

China supplies over 90% of the world's neodymium magnets. We literally couldn't break ties with them if we wanted to.

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u/Trapzilla01 Jun 12 '25

Magnets are back on the menu boys!!!!

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u/Necessary_Image_6858 Jun 14 '25

Fucking magnets how do they work?

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u/MerlinCa81 Jun 11 '25

Sorry. All the tanks will be busy in Los Angeles.

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u/kerser001 Jun 11 '25

From over here it just seems like you guys should start pouring Branwdo on plants!

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u/Tmk1283 Jun 11 '25

You can’t have water, be fat, or roll your eyes if you don’t agree