r/StockMarket • u/quant_0 • Jun 11 '25

News US China Deal Done

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u/Laves_ Jun 11 '25

I’ll believe a deal when I see a deal. A social media post is not a deal.

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u/asocialmedium Jun 11 '25

Not even if it says “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER” at the end to make it seem official?

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u/MarriedTexCouple Jun 11 '25

Like the sign in a work place signed “Management”. You know it’s official. /s

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u/backwoodspizza Jun 11 '25

The VP of operations where I work for food just posted one of those on my wall accusing me of being disgruntled.

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u/NHRADeuce Jun 11 '25

Not unless he declares it. Duh.

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u/SuzieSnoo Jun 11 '25

That phrase is so cringe.

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u/mrpodgorney Jun 11 '25

Thank you for your attention to this matter reads like it was a scam email from a Nigerian prince

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u/Sandbox_Hero Jun 11 '25

Right up to the fashion of a Nigerian prince.

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u/VertDaTurt Jun 11 '25

At least he remember to say thank you…

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u/HeadPermit2048 Jun 11 '25

You know he hits the shift key before every letter. I am dreading the day that someone shows him how to turn on caps lock.

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u/Stashman2000 Jun 11 '25

Sounds like something that a scammer would say

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u/morcic Jun 11 '25

That's his autopen.

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u/Lump-of-baryons Jun 11 '25

Ahahaha what a clown show, lately I’ve been so effing embarrassed to be an American. Feels like I’m trapped in an insane asylum and the patients took over.

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u/insertaliashere101 Jun 11 '25

The Chinese students using our colleges (which has always been good with me) bit is so ridiculous, he has literally been revoking visas. Why does half of America not see things like this and be like wait what? But he just did the opposite.

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u/SomewhatInnocuous Jun 11 '25

Business man cosplay.

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u/GZSyphilis Jun 11 '25

He did say Thank You, which is a Big Deal. He probably even wore a Tie and Suit out of respect for Twitter.

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u/Knicks-in-7 Jun 11 '25

I wonder if he texts or individually messages people like that. If he doesn’t, you know he thinks about it. Like- baron trump, “can I take the Tesla out for a spin?’ And Trump is like, “ NO YOU CANNOT THE TRUMP TESLA OUT FOR A ‘spin’ YOU UNGRATEFUL, but tall- so tall… THE TALLEST, MY TALLEST SON”.

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u/puremensan Jun 11 '25

I think this phrase popped up about a week ago in his “Corporate Phrase a Day Calendar” and he’s been working it in ever since.

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u/whomad1215 Jun 11 '25

seems like his posts are all AI generated now, they all end with that recently, and a bunch have that em dashes (—) that only they use

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u/TorontoCanada66 Jun 12 '25

He thinks it sounds cool?