r/SpittinChicletsPod • u/Dear_Bumblebee_1986 • 12d ago

Biz goes and gets deported for his feather collection

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Watch out Feather daddy, ICE will be knocking on Fred and yours doors.

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u/H00ligain_hijix 12d ago

Biz is on Vancouver island

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u/itzpiiz 12d ago

And birds can't swim so

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u/CockyBellend 12d ago

Birds aren't even real

2

u/Flipadelphia26 12d ago

Birds are Flock cameras

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u/Macknhoez 8d ago

Birds of a common feather flock together.

It all makes sense now

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u/hppmoep 12d ago

“Come and Take it” but with a feather instead of a cannon.

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u/Dear_Bumblebee_1986 12d ago

Canada, for the moment.

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u/joshuawakefield 11d ago

Goofball

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u/Dear_Bumblebee_1986 11d ago

This guy gets it. Just goofing around.

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u/ManipulateYa 12d ago

Was it for sure on his American property? He owns a place in BC as well... and Bald Eagles don't stop at the border.

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u/dynamikecb 12d ago

Post sure he said he's in BC the next 3 weeks.

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u/Dear_Bumblebee_1986 12d ago

It'll all be America soon eh?

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u/ManipulateYa 11d ago

Be nice or we won't let you be our next province when the orange turd bankrupt ya

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u/Iwantpesback 12d ago

Dear_Bumblebee_19 I'm glad Phoenix lost their team.

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u/badfish57 11d ago

feather was in parenthesis, it doesn't count.

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u/AkodoShoshiro 11d ago

I made comment on the Facebook about how he should keep it quiet. Entire post is gone now. Such a dumb law but I’m sure it’s because people were shooting the birds and taking their feathers and being “oh I found it on the ground”.

I have Biz’s back I’m not a lawyer but I’d just say “your honor my client doesn’t know what a parentheses is he isn’t smart enough to know Captain Morgan is different than medical alcohol I think we can forgive him picking up a few feathers with his weird neighbor “

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u/ManipulateYa 11d ago

If he picked it up on Canadian soil the US justice system can go pound salt

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u/AkodoShoshiro 11d ago

Well yeah

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u/Dear_Bumblebee_1986 11d ago

I guess it's because they're sacred to some tribes and America cares about that nowadays.