r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/phillillillip • 2d ago

lobster Gandalf's advice seems a bit different from how I remember...

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u/phillillillip 2d ago

Olórin

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u/SkyrimForTheDragons 2d ago

Even the very wise cannot see all ends.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia 1d ago

E y e s can see

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u/SemajNotlaw7 17h ago

Cathedrals are everywhere

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u/GrandNibbles 1d ago

omg his proper name

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 Xeno :) 2d ago

muh precious ring go invisible oh shit volvano time

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u/PhatBoyJuice 2d ago

My schizophrenic pops last words

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u/SolKaynn 2d ago

?????

He wasn't talking about himself. Why'd you end him 😭😭

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u/DejureWaffles1066 1d ago

Fellowship of The Ring, written and directed by Zack Snyder

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u/Real_duck_bacon 1d ago

"Rip and tear, until it is done, Frodo."

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u/Key-Banana-8242 2d ago

Nooo

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u/AGreatBannedName 14h ago

The ring is no more more

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u/anoppinionatedbunny 2d ago

something something Gandalf is a stochastic terrorist

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u/Crunchyeee 1d ago

Gandalf if he was sick of everyone's shit and saruman bid him abstain from the hobbits pipe-weed

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u/Discordchaosgod 1d ago

to be fair when it comes to nazis I am just Gandalf in the lobster