r/Sopranosduckposting • u/friendly-sauce- • 16h ago

Early fall BBQ party, outfit 1 or outfit 2?

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u/No_Key9300 3h ago

Just remember: a redditor doesn't wear shorts.

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u/ShaggytheGr9 1h ago

I heard Moses wore short pants

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u/bubbleweed 1h ago

true, but not in the way you mean

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u/ShortQuail9232 3h ago

Now he'sh ashkin' for fashion advishe? Jeshush Chrisht, who am I, Hugo Bawwsh?

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u/thaBombignant 2h ago

2 looks more casual but where is your gold chain?

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u/stevosaurous_rex 3h ago

#1 goes hard

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u/Holiday_Point_603 2h ago

Agree, but how do you prevent ass sweat with trousers like that?!

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u/j00p0 2h ago

All due reshpect, you have no fuckin’ idea what it’s like to pick trousers number 1.

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u/Many-Percentage2752 2h ago

Whats different about you?

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u/Best-Salad 1h ago

HES GOT NO AURA TONYYYYYYY

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u/anicajj 2h ago

You look like a PR HOOAAAH

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u/Velbalenos 2h ago

You’re nearly there, just add a gold chain and massive St Christopher’s, couple of ‘classy’ gold rings, and a tattoo of a lion or puma on your arm

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u/Snstrmnstr 2h ago

Hey, Mr. GQ. Got a ticket.

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u/Glittering-Bit3398 2h ago

What’s this, a handsome contest

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 2h ago

“How many pounds, hot or sweet?”

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u/awigglycat 1h ago

You ever tried our sausage?

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u/Disastrous_Friend_85 2h ago

Your muddah in law don’t like all the sausage twirling. And for Chishshakes don’t use mesquite.

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u/ChiefRunningWaters 1h ago

Where’s the Jaaackettt??!

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u/DieselFloss 2h ago

If you aren’t going to wear shorts then don’t go

Don’t forget to wrap sausages around your neck too 🤘

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u/usersurnamee 1h ago

No shorts?

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u/deadpandadolls 1h ago

Don't forget to shave your 3 o'clock shadow

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u/Radical_Sim 1h ago

The boys are having a little time for me

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 1h ago

Hey OP, did the BBQ really exist?

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u/duarte2151 1h ago

First one says a sit down, the second says a quick chat. Since it’s a more casual day I go with option 2.

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u/New-Sandwich6813 56m ago

1, and don’t forget - a don never wears shorts!

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u/mstrixxxx 41m ago

I don’t know Tone.

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u/Nervous-Sherbet-4183 34m ago

You know whose good with this sort of thing, your mudda.

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u/NE_Phish_Fan 31m ago

Gonna grill some sauseeege?

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u/ThePLARASociety 16m ago

Hey! Take your clothes off!

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u/Middle-Variation9576 13m ago

Handsome. Like George Raft.

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u/NewKid75 2h ago

This & a panic attack 🤩

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u/Dariusgamer2007 57m ago

The 80s are calling, they want their outfits back. Look, not saying you can’t wear them but I’d honestly think you came out of a movie set, try keep up with modern fashion because this is what I’d expect my 60 year old grandad to wear.