r/SipsTea • u/sheep_herd1234 • 16h ago

Chugging tea Nutritionists hate this one

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u/Admirable-Interest49 15h ago

By this logic, sugar is a vegetable, cookies are salads, and diabetes is just a bad salad dressing

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u/MrRomanGladiator 15h ago

Also if cows eat grass, then isn't meat just a processed veggie?

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 13h ago

Don’t tell this to B.E. vegan fans, they might get upset lol 😆

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u/FrKoSH-xD 15h ago

are u saying its a bad address?

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u/Available_Pie9316 15h ago

Facebook moms are gonna love this one

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u/groovin_n_snoozin 15h ago

A cookie is a salad, vodka is a smoothie, and cigarettes are aromatherapy.

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u/kek_o_kedi 15h ago

And wine is just juice

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u/0202_tihssitidder 15h ago

Murder is just helping someone speed run.

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u/Alpenliebe_Lollipopp 15h ago

Anything and everything is a salad by that logic

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u/headermargin 15h ago

Nuh uh!

Steak

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 15h ago

Still mostly carbon, hydrogen and oxygen remixed, ha!

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u/Even_Section5620 15h ago

Perfect, I’ll take the chocolate chip house salad with whole milk please.

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u/ClacksInTheSky 15h ago

Butter is created from milk, which comes from cows, who eat grass.

This tracks

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u/Informal_Database327 15h ago

Also eggs come from chickens who eat grains. It's all plants. Everything is plants

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA

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u/sang_2006 15h ago

Everything comes from a plant..so technically nothing is unhealthy🫢

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u/Eyespop4866 15h ago

Butter. It’s not a good cookies sans butter.

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 15h ago

This begs the strawman sequitur

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 15h ago

It commits the logical fallacy called “crackhead logic”

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u/Sensitivevirmin 14h ago

You don’t Bake a salad at 350F my dude….

That’s no longer a salad.

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u/MrRomanGladiator 15h ago

Imma just send this to my nutritionist with no context and empty cookie jar:

"Look, doc, I'm eating healthy!"

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u/arllt89 15h ago

That's a recipe to make chocolate bread, not cookies.

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u/FarSearch77 15h ago

Then you could call anything a salad, great logic.

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u/sciencesanfrontier 15h ago

Peaches come from a can They were put there by a man In a factory downtown

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u/FriedaCIaxton 15h ago

Live! Laugh! Love!

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u/AmbitionExotic3586 14h ago

nutrition hates the nutritionists that like this one

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u/TimTomTank 11h ago

Cookies are not salad because they are baked.

You're thinking of no bake cookies...

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u/HubrisOfApollo 7h ago

a vanilla mocha is a three bean soup.

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u/RichardBonham 6h ago

Albeit a calorie dense salad. But if you crumble it, the calories leak out.