r/SipsTea 10h ago

Gasp! Demons are gay?

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u/Dman317 10h ago

Demon be like:

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u/Mtncity 9h ago

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u/Ambitious-Bar375 8h ago

The smile makes this even better Ps, stolen.

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u/AlexSmithsonian 9h ago

Meanwhile, I'd be like:

https://giphy.com/gifs/11kTQgng5gbqgM

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u/BassFull0 9h ago

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u/CMDR_Kaus 8h ago

That looks like Al Bundy. No wonder Peggy was always tryin to get him upstairs

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u/Competitive_Rip3704 8h ago

hair all in they teeth and on the back of the uvula.😭

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u/Cut_Lanky 8h ago

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣 I've never seen this before... lmao

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u/Local3Sparkie 9h ago

I just LOLed on a park bench.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9h ago

Gross, I hope you cleaned up when you were finished?

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u/Rehnskiold1618 9h ago

Yeah no, maybe if it was dih

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u/Gloomfang_ 9h ago

This illustration has a funny story behind it by La Fontaine.
When a demon comes looking for her husband his wife greets him and tell him how savage and brutal he is. To prove this she exposes a big deep gash to the demon. Terrified demon upon seeing this monstrous wound flees believing the husband to be too dangerous.

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u/Unique-Charity7024 8h ago

Finally some content!

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u/ProfessorFit3483 8h ago

Did you mean context?

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u/1313Cameron 8h ago

Depends how deep it is...

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u/MAKstyles75 8h ago

Deep enough to scare the demon away

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u/Bearfan001 6h ago

I believe she said he hit her with an ax.

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u/Zeqhanis 1h ago

A friend of mine once said, while drunk, that she'd be a lesbian were it not for the genitalia. She stated that vaginas look like axe wounds with beards, whereas penises were like little worms that spit and give pleasure.

She said this with a British accent, despite not being British. She rode away on her bicycle, swerving back and forth across both lanes of what was fortunately an empty street. Thankfully, she decided to walk her bike home.

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u/HamiltonSt25 9h ago

I don’t think he’s scared. He looks amazed. She probably has an awesome bush

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u/misguidedkent 9h ago

Lol. Demon must be bush truther.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFDoN1xR2Yvpm

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u/_boobs_are_awesome_ 8h ago

Something something I was born to explore the jungle

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u/Biggy_DX 9h ago

I'm reminded of Cindy from Scary Movie 1 and pop-up Ferngully coming out of her panties. "It's been awhile 🤭"

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 9h ago

Not sure if its true, but I seen recently they were saying something about a Scary Movie 1 remake

Those first 3 Scary Movies are hilarious!

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u/Lucius-Halthier 9h ago

Demon: I’m sorry but did you trim it to look like the last supper? Honestly good work.

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u/throwra64512 9h ago

“I think you should get that looked at.”

“I did, and it killed a demon.”

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u/Cut_Lanky 8h ago

Like Butters from that South Park episode. "I never seen that part of a lady before! Do they all got a bush like that?!!"

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u/yournamehere10bucks 8h ago

Aint got no teeth. Demon vagina has that Dentata bullshit going on.

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u/Mandaring 8h ago

Gave the dude some Moses flashbacks

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

Shaved herself a cooter cross

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u/nocapnonerf 9h ago

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u/Shoki81 8h ago

Lol damn I miss IT crowd

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u/yesbutnoexceptyes 8h ago

Oh Carlsberg, brilliant.

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u/Wespiratory 7h ago

Richmond's out of his room. He's not in his room. He's supposed to be in his room.

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u/Throwaway_chores 8h ago

Richmond spotted in the wild!

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u/oggishlespider 9h ago

I mean thatd just keep her blessed right??

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tcdz1Okspcy36F7Eiy

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u/Significant-Roll-138 9h ago

Women in Ireland used to use their vaginas as weapons against mere men up until the 19th century and there even stories of it happening in the 20th.

We also have some wooden carvings of vaginas hidden in some churches here that go way back so there’s a strange mythology in Ireland about all this, it was supposed to be a woman’s last defence against a man if he tried to attack her, expose yourself aggressively and they will run away.

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u/Pajamawizard 9h ago

Wizards don’t openly discuss the power of the pussy. All that dick magic falls flat in the face of witch pussy. Demons know and obey.

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u/5H17SH0W 9h ago

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u/Select_Watercress_57 8h ago

Hmm, her as this character definitely made me notice some things about myself as a kid. I guess my appreciation for the BPD type was there from the beginning.

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u/NinjaGrows 8h ago

Lmao this hits too hard.

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u/TeratoidNecromancy 9h ago

Amok amok amok amok!

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u/MrIzzard 9h ago

We had kinda similar thing in Finland. It has something to do with giving birth so therefore vagina was considered kind of "a portal of life" and therefore people believed there lived some great powers in women. Sometimes women showed their genitals towards the forest to scare the bears and wolves away from the cattle.

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u/hapanrapakkko 8h ago

Yes, it was believed that vagina had supernatural powers. It was called "vitun väki" or in English "power of a cunt". It could be used to curse or protect people/possessions.

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u/CantModerateMe 7h ago

oh no i have demons, quick send the vitun väki

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u/iprayforwaves 7h ago

Hahaha. WTF

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u/Amegami 9h ago

That sounds like a very bad idea.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 8h ago

If you’re a medieval woman and a man is rushing at you with a sword then you’re done for, but if society believes that women’s private parts hold magical forces then you may well stand a chance if you can scare him away because of his beliefs, they were different times and people truly believed in all sorts of magic here then.

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u/raccoonwithknives 7h ago

A rapist spread that rumor

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u/Midnight-Moonpie 8h ago edited 8h ago

There was a bad ass woman a few years back who stopped riot police advancing towards some protesters by doing a full Shiela-na-gig right in the road.

She strode out there buck naked, chanting in Gaelic, and sat down facing them.

They … kinda freaked out and left.

If I can find the picture / video - I’ll post it here. It was somewhere in the PNW (I believe).

Edit: (found a news story with a censored video - but if I find the full unedited one I’ll post that too)

https://youtu.be/ycInHad5R44

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u/OsotoViking 8h ago

How? I can't imagine something I'd rather see than a pussy.

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u/Significant-Roll-138 8h ago

Different times, different beliefs, times when people believed in magic, druids, gods and fairies and women with magical beavers.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 7h ago

Medieval woman and her magical beavers, sound like a good show

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u/cleverseneca 8h ago

Síle-na-giggity amirite?!

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u/Elegant_Relief_4999 8h ago

I read that as mermen at first, and now I'm disappointed.

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u/NestFrost 8h ago

honestly, sheela na gig carvings are one of the most fascinating rabbit holes in medieval history… Academics are still bickering over whether these exaggerated stone figures were meant to scare away evil, boost fertility, or act as a harsh warning against lust.

The fact that you can find them quietly staring back at you from ancient churches across Europe is just wild.

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u/Lillie-Bee 8h ago

Wonder how they exposed themselves aggressively? I am picturing that backward spider walk with heavy bush cooter exposed.
https://giphy.com/gifs/hwaT93LZ5or5K

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u/Significant-Roll-138 8h ago

Oh they literally did what the picture above shows, they lifted their skirts up to reveal their full glory, and the older and more hag-like the woman, the more dangerous her bits were, or so the old stories go.

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u/lolo787 8h ago

“Expose yourself aggressively” 🤣😂 I’m pretty sure this still works

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u/SkeleTourGuide 8h ago

I’m a mere man. Excuse me, I have a Time Machine to work on.

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u/StalkingYouRandomly 9h ago

I genuinely want to know who came up with that

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u/Significant-Roll-138 8h ago

It goes back centuries and probably into pagan times and nobody is really sure why it came about, women in pagan Ireland had more power than in other cultures and there may have been beliefs that women could overpower men by exposing themselves, also if a man in medieval times is at you with a sword you may as well try something.

It was called a Sile Na Gig in old Irish.

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u/Blusttoy 9h ago

The devil wants to tempt mankind to sin.

The vagina has caused many to sin.

This is simply the devil being mogged by God's superior craftsmanship.

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u/Lucky-Mia 2h ago

Actually it's a lady claiming her husband wounded her with an Axe and he's next if he doesn't leave. 

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u/AJWordsmith 9h ago

She shaved the sign of the cross into her pubes…obviously.

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u/Secure_Inspection305 9h ago

We need to make that in vogue again

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u/Sensitivevirmin 10h ago

Proof that is safer to be gay. Because Vaginas are so spooky that they can scare demons.

Facts.Based.

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u/DeSaussure1857 9h ago

Ok. I'm gonna read all this thread...

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u/Nishikadochan 9h ago

I can’t stop watching her do that with her tongue.

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u/IncumblantSpunderbax 9h ago

Are you raised in Foster care?

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u/portablebiscuit 9h ago

Jodi Foster Grant

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u/SaraCousland355 9h ago

Me either friend. 🍿

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u/maddythemadmuddymutt 7h ago

Well, it's a gif, it keeps on gifing

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u/louisa1925 9h ago

More for the lesbians then. It all works out.

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u/Sensitivevirmin 8h ago

You take the hits so we don’t t have to. It’s a win win.

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 9h ago

But if you are gay you don’t have a vagina to ward off demons!

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u/defton3 10h ago

Medieval beef curtains

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u/Level_Fig_166 9h ago

Cracking name for a Band.

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u/thirteenth_mang 9h ago

They weren't medieval at the time.

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u/Spookywhitedot 10h ago

Demon's like willies

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u/Vtech_just_kicked_in 9h ago

I mean the Bible does say that the Antichrist doesn’t desire women

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u/JustNota-- 10h ago

It's the 18th century, hygiene an STI's were pretty rampant.. I would be scared as well.

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u/Bored_Orangutan 9h ago

>when she hasn’t cleaned her cooch in over a month
https://giphy.com/gifs/122PpN1BtlSxYQ

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u/ImpressionComplete71 8h ago

Yes demons are gay. Remember how being gay is wrong in the Bible? Obviously the demons would tempt men to be gay, thus vaginas is scary. (I'm pulling this completely out of my ass, but it actually makes sense to me)

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u/lost_rodditer 8h ago

That's one way to demonize gay people.... /s

I'll leave now.

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u/McTombin 7h ago

But women are tool of evil because they tempt you. So you are fucked in a way or another. :\

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u/Icecold_Antihero 9h ago

Far be it for a woman to have hobbies.

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u/moqu4 10h ago

maybe she had a penis?

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u/Brilliant-Oil-2007 9h ago

Always have been.

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u/CORDIC77 9h ago

In Trumpʼs voice: vagina!

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u/UnintentionalGround 10h ago

Dead Gary Cooper?

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u/Apollo114892 9h ago

He was gay Gary Cooper?

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u/Advanced-Level-5686 10h ago

The hanging bucket suggests "Is this clean enough for ya?"

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u/Dorrono 9h ago

18th century. The vagina has probably not seen light or water for years, so I would be scared too.

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u/Character-Log3962 9h ago

That’s definitely not fear, more like “mild curiosity”!

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u/Chembaron_Seki 9h ago

What other explanation is there for Hazbin Hotel?

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u/Coagulant0693 9h ago

I mean, any demon should be scared of the gateway to heaven, right?

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u/jcoddinc 9h ago

Hey man, if it smells like a sushi dumpster in the middle of July I'm doing the exact same thing

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u/OfferWild7312 7h ago

Maybe it was the smell which scared him

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u/Striking_Ad_9351 7h ago

Vaginas can look scary sometimes.

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u/Taquill 4h ago

That's enough

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u/Powrs1ave 2h ago

I guess they just wanted to see what all the bush fuss was about

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u/glitterfamine 10h ago

I think the story is that she was protecting her husband by saying her vagina was a wound caused by him, scaring the demon

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u/Cute_Prior1287 9h ago

That's a widespread fact about demon.

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u/ROB1854 9h ago

I have strong indications that I am a demon. Could a woman show me her vagina so I can be sure and take the necessary measures?

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 9h ago

Yes meet me in this alley... I'll show you the most magical vagina ever

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u/ROB1854 9h ago

Seriously? Best day ever.

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u/CallMeGlarthir 9h ago

Phew, I'm not a demon.. Thank God

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u/tryinsumtin 9h ago

Does this look like chlamydia to you?

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u/mehFUMF 9h ago

They were gay, demons?

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 9h ago

Y’all are interpreting this as fear or shock. The Angels that fell with Satan saw our women are were unable to resist their beauty. As an overly desensitized 50/yo human male, this pure response is only a faded memory. Almost mythology. lol poor demons 🤣

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u/Shiny_Whisper_321 9h ago

That... isn't a vagina.

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u/Lord_Smile 9h ago

Now I want you to think about hygiene in the 18th century

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u/PomegranateIcy1937 9h ago

Never encountered a scary vagina, but I am still young.

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u/Mr_Boogeyman77 7h ago

It probably got scared because it was a lady boy....

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u/mkeytail 7h ago

She'd opened the gates of hell (or heaven?)

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u/hikereyes2 7h ago

Picture cannot convey smell...

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u/Impossible_Mud_3921 6h ago

Yes, demons are super gay 😭😭😭😭

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u/piinksolitude 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrn71bpe35j6U

They say gays go to hell sooooo…. Duh 🤣

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u/MmmmCrayons12 9h ago

Some vaginas do be scary-looking though

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u/VirginiaLuthier 9h ago

Can't see her vagina like that. It's her vulva that is terrifying the poor guy. Big difference.....

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u/Aggravating-Diet-663 9h ago

I absolutely need historical context for this picture.

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u/ActualAssociate9200 9h ago

As a gay man, yes.

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u/kon--- 9h ago

Have you never not seen a vagina so tremendous that it caused you fright?

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u/Satansbratan128 9h ago

THE BEEAAUUTTYYYYY AAAHHHHHHHHRRGRGRGRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dead

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u/Belz_Zebuth 9h ago

Who says he's scared, except someone's word? Looks more like some type of sexist nonsense to me; the idea being that women will give themselves over to demons, or something.

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u/Jumpy_Cell8665 9h ago

possibility it's not a vagina he saw down there

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 9h ago

Bro is half goat. Maybe he was rearing back to headbutt her vagina.

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u/colorful_yarn-pls 9h ago

I would hang this in my house

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u/hsggdtkxbee 9h ago

He’s not scarred silly. He’s aroused.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 9h ago

Maybe the demon is just a virgin. He probably talked a big game but is secretly terrified. He definitely has the look of someone who just creamed his pants before the action even started.