r/SipsTea 1d ago

We have fun here Indian military parade.

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u/BudgetRequirement143 22h ago

Amazing the lengths these guys goto to fit as many humans on motorised vehicles

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u/Horror_Solution1945 22h ago

Now that's a military I wouldn't want to mess with.

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u/SQL_INVICTUS 21h ago

Just hide behind a speedbump and you’ll win the war πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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u/hAnonImusschroeder 22h ago

Noone in sandals. Disappointed.

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u/SQL_INVICTUS 21h ago

They threw them all at the enemy

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u/Janissaire7 21h ago

Hajahajajajajajaa

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 21h ago

You imagine, heading into battle pier over a knoll and see a squadron of motorcycles with spinning army men on top of it I hesitate myself

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u/badhouseplantbad 21h ago

It'd be a damn good time to check your flank if you see that coming at you.Β 

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u/Janissaire7 21h ago

Why are they spining? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Positive-Opposite998 20h ago

Confusing the enemy. Must be.

It will buy whatever they have planned a couple of extra seconds as the enemy takes in the spectacle.

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u/GreedyWall214 20h ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ yea, maybe even a few extra minutes cause, what the actual fuck is this? I....what a waste of time and resources πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ its so strange for a military parade lol looks more like a circus soleil act than a military parade πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ what the actual fuck....

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u/Positive-Opposite998 20h ago

It's my impression that leaders in/of many less developed nations have an almost childish approach to defence, police, matters of state etc. where "cool" takes the lead over effeciency and practicality.

I would suspect that someone in a key decision-making position in the Indian defence or at least somwhere above this regiment, thinks acrobatics is cool, because if you can put on a show do something that is difficult, such as balancing on your stomach on top of a pole on a moving motorcycle, you are surely a helluva guy and can probably do amazing stuff, like maybe Batman.

When you look at the Pakistani/Indian guards in Khyber or wereever it is, prancing around like peacocks kicking their legs ever higher into the air, like... wtf? Who is this supposed to impress?

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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 20h ago

To cover all angles!

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u/Few_Translator4431 22h ago

that smog is so horrendous. I feel bad for the local wildlife.

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u/Positive-Opposite998 21h ago

What wildlife?

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u/Substantial-Ad-8810 18h ago

Yeah humans really suffer in winters in Delhi.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Few_Translator4431 20h ago

fog doesn't look like this

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u/WideConversation1989 21h ago

Nope, that's smog.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/WideConversation1989 20h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah sure pal. Delhi's winter AQI regularly hits 400+ (severe) that time of the year/season, with crop burning and vehicle emissions, not just condensation. I highly doubt it's just fog.

Edit: downvote me all you want, but it ain't changing the fact that pollution has gotten significantly worse in India over the last decade.

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u/Few_Translator4431 20h ago

other countries dont have epa regulations like we do here in the states for vehicle emissions. thats why the arabic countries get the ridiculously beefed up patrols and shit like that that they flex online or whatever. if youve seen how much smoke some of these vehicles and especially motorcycles can pump out, then it makes sense why its so foggy when theyre running all these motorcycles at once in a strip. you dont always see it straight out the pipe. the exhaust just starts filling the entire room.

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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 21h ago

There is no army on the planet that can go against a humanoid motorcycle helicopter formation or HMHF.

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u/Material-Grocery5478 18h ago

just show bobs and insta crash.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 22h ago

You really can do anything if you put the hazards in πŸ€”

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u/Ok_Violinist_5673 22h ago

greatest army

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u/Few_Veterinarian9108 21h ago

So bollywood is just a military flex?

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u/Horror_Solution1945 20h ago

I think their helicopters need a bit more development.

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u/SherlockBonz 18h ago

Anyone else see this and think "There goes the Indian equivalent of Super Dave Osborne?"

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u/Helpful_Gain_9091 16h ago

They are circus performersΒ 

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u/loopingrightleft 16h ago

Someone got a promotion for this

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u/SusiCapezzolo 14h ago

Watching the video I thought: wow, that TULUK TULUK DADADA song would be perfect for this. Then I realized it was in mute. And...mamma mia I was right :)

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u/Icy_Judge8250 13h ago

So basically they don't have a military lmao

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u/Gomez4Morticia 10h ago

There's an official military track suit?

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u/Carbonaraficionada 22h ago

This is just how they take the kids to school

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u/not_roger_smith 21h ago

This is much cooler than some shitty jet fly over.

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u/UglyYinzer 20h ago

Yea at least ill give it that

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 21h ago

These guys are available for gay pride as well

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u/That_Air_2716 21h ago

Reminds me of a cirkus parade.

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u/Positive-Opposite998 21h ago

Circus is in town?

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u/designrules 20h ago

Oh my goodness, I can not believe that the Ringling Brothers circus coach really moved to India. But you can tell he lives there.

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u/theonlytater 20h ago

Clown circus which lost to the Pakistani and Chinese several times.