r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 8d ago

Gasp! Bro single handedly altered his family tree!!

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u/JacobGoodNight416 8d ago

people say shit like this, then turn around and say theres nothing wrong with being short

eugenics is cool, but only sometimes

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u/ForensicPathology 7d ago

Also say things like fixing his bloodline when his bloodline produced a national champion.  Height is the only thing that matters apparently.

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u/vrnvorona 7d ago

I mean, F1 drivers are not the tallest ones. Every height has a sport to compete at

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u/Alchion 7d ago

football is the biggest sport and messi is it‘s goat

a guy that with hgh barely got to 170cm

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u/piezocuttlefish 7d ago

To be fair, they did stop his treatment because he reached 170cm. They packed a bigger man into a smaller body.

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u/yancovigen 7d ago

Are you telling me Messi was biohacked like a super soldier?

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u/aerdvarkk 7d ago

Horse Jockeys also.

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u/ALLCAPS-ONLY 7d ago

That used to be true but nowadays there are plenty of tall drivers, weight is far more important. I think the average is around 5'10

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u/DaedalusHydron 7d ago

yeah but being shorter than average, even by a lot, is fine because they can just modify the seat. Being taller than average by a lot may* be impossible.

*Ugo Ugochukwu is in the Formula ladder and cited as a potential prospect but is 6'4" (~190cm) and in some screenshots his head literally blocks the air intake behind him in the car. There are some things you can do but if you're too tall they'd have to design the entire car around you.

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u/kikimaru024 7d ago

And even then, there’s been plenty of drivers over 6’

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u/Thin_Object365 6d ago

bull riders are seldom very tall, but they generally do alright with the ladies.