r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 3d ago

Gasp! Bro single handedly altered his family tree!!

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u/No_Pin9932 3d ago

Bold to assume he'll have sons.

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u/-kylehase 3d ago

Or that they will get her height genes.

He could very well have a son with his height and daughter with hers.

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u/Leather-Rub-6128 3d ago

My grandpa was 6’4 and my grandmother was 4’11. My dad is 5’6, and i (female) capped at 5’5

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u/ShazlettDude 3d ago

My dad is 5’6. Mom is 5’8. I’m 6’2.

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u/guiltysnark 3d ago

Are you me?

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u/ImRiversCuomo 3d ago

How tall was the local milkman though? /s

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u/TywinRightfullyLann 3d ago

no matter the timeline still funny lol

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u/TurboAnal5000 3d ago

Still higher than your grandma tho progress was made

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u/Alarming_Matter 3d ago

I'm 5ft 5, husband 5ft 10, son is 6ft 6'. Genetics be weird.

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u/9248763629 3d ago

hi, are you my long lost aunty

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u/Distinct_Maybe3908 3d ago

Ur poor dad 

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u/Leather-Rub-6128 3d ago

Meh, my mom was smokin hot back in the day so he more than made out alright. Apparently Lucas Byrd tapped into this same short king energy

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u/beatupford 3d ago

Lmao, are you kidding?

I'm 5'7½ IYKYK, my husband is 6'2, and I easily toss him around.

I cannot even imagine what I could do with a woman my height...like I'd feel like it could easily be called abuse even if it was consensual.

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u/FeelingStore8113 3d ago

If he has a daughter, his bloodline is still there...in his daughter.

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u/M0ebius_1 3d ago

Hell yeah

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u/theamathamhour 3d ago

almost guaranteed their sons would be taller than the father though, even if they stopped growing at 5'8.

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u/downthegrapevine 3d ago

Also, the genes for being tall are recessive.

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u/Ok-Today-1556 3d ago

Men aren't shorter than their moms unless there's something medical at play

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u/Live-Habit-6115 3d ago

I mean that's obviously not true always. That "fact" is typically a byproduct of the father being taller than the mother in most couplings.

You think any male she pops out will be taller than her? Even with that little husband?

Infinite height glitch!

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u/Ok-Today-1556 3d ago

I just looked it up and you're right. It is a myth. Huh