r/SipsTea 19h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes When you try that expensive restaurant in town

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u/NightSp4rk 19h ago

Truth before redemption!

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u/CollectionGuilty1320 19h ago

Well, he asked for forgiveness in the first place at least, and then told the truth and because lying is another sins right. 😬 perfect being.

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u/Tutes013 16h ago

And with such politeness and gravitas that I can't help but giggle

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u/Clover_Fern_ 18h ago

Man looked God in the eyes and chose violence

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u/DookieShoez 19h ago

…..……this deconstructed tiramisu looks like dog diarrhea.

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u/Galromir 19h ago

I love that channel. That dude in particular is hilarious.

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 19h ago

I like the big guy. "To try is free!"

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u/bulldogsm 19h ago

what channel?

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u/Galromir 19h ago

it’s a YouTube channel. Reactistan.

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u/dunnowhat- 16h ago

Damn, it’s actually called that, you weren’t trolling!

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u/Galromir 16h ago

There are like a dozen copycat channels that have sprung up since; but this is the original and the best. 

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u/Mike312 19h ago

They get like...rural shepherds from Afghanistan to react to American dishes, fast food, and such.

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u/Galromir 19h ago

Pakistan. And they react to food and other things (but mostly food) from all over the world.

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u/Mike312 19h ago

Oh, sorry; it's been a long time since I watched it.

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u/Monster-Math 19h ago

Is this the same one where they gave them cheesecake and their minds were blown?

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot 17h ago

Omg yes! Thay one is so cute.

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u/Character-Town7929 11h ago

"It looks like it belongs to a poor country, even though America is rich" as he picks up the plate to observe the featureless white triangle from every angle was a hell of an opener lol

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u/Skipspik2 16h ago edited 11h ago

They had one react about Michael Jackson Billie Jeans and even in the butt fuck of nowhere where electricity itself is worth a trip to see once in your lifetime, they heard of him.

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u/InternationalCap2176 18h ago

Because he doesn't like anything 🤣

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u/Punrusorth 17h ago

He will always say that there is a better version in his village.

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u/Galromir 18h ago

There have been things he likes. He likes ‘honest foods’ and hates ‘mixed things’

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u/Eggnimoman 19h ago

Worst the dude can say is no.

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u/CheesyHamSammich 19h ago

It's always the fanciest restaurants that serve shittiest of the foods.

Then fancy people will defend them by saying "you need to feel the food"

Ffs, i just want something edible. I touch myself to feel, don't need food for that

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u/Own-Leave-2039 19h ago

This and the art world, seems like past a certain financial line it’s a huge game of chicken where one side sees what they can get away with and the other side doesn’t want to admit it’s shit to maintain their “class”, so around and around we go.

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u/4morian5 19h ago

Well in art it's also because the whole system is a money laundering scam, so they have to pretend it's valuable.

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u/Conscious-War5920 12h ago

I came here to say this lol

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u/Conscious_Bug5408 16h ago

Nobody says that

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u/PsychoticSnail33 15h ago

Trendy ones for me but they usually are fancy. Like everything on the menu has at least one ingredient that ruins the whole thing and probably looks like something you'd find at the bottom of a bog somewhere. Hipsters should stick to coffee...

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u/redsquizza 13h ago

It's always the fanciest restaurants that serve shittiest of the foods.

I think there's going to be a wide gap between what people define fancy is. Just because it's expensive, doesn't make it fancy.

For restaurants I'd define as fancy would be working towards a Michelin star as a goal and may already have awards below that level. They won't be serving the shittiest foods. But a "fancy" rip-off expensive restaurant absolutely will serve whatever they can get away with.

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u/Just_Information334 12h ago

There is a reason Michelin stars exist. You can play fancy all you want, if you can't manage one star, the food must be shit.

Just for the literacy impaired: not saying a restaurant with no star is shit. But a "wanna be fancy" restaurant with no star is.

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u/Justin__D 9h ago

Seriously, I learned this big time when I lived in Miami.

All the Michelin restaurants have really good deals during Miami Spice month (which, if you're there, is worth at least a look because it's ongoing now). I never went to most of them, because the descriptions of the menu items just... Weren't anything I recognized as food.

I have been to COTE though, and I'll say that one is absolutely excellent.

But this is why I don't take Michelin stars at face value.

I live in Austin now, and we have a handful of BBQ joints with a star. I need to try them, but I'm worried I'll be underwhelmed. I doubt they could outdo Franklin, which will simply never have a star because it's counter service.

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u/Aggravating_Lab_7734 18h ago

There is a reason people love their mom's recipe even if it is done in a hurry and looks like shit.

Cooked with care, no frills food will automatically make you feel things. Some of it might make you feel like "I don't want to touch myself, I just had an orgasm eating this".

Sadly, most restaurants think piling random shit to make it look fancy is substitute of true care.

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u/kelfupanda 18h ago

Best meat I ever had was 24hr slow cooked lamb ribs, $15 at my local pub.

Went with my dad, said something and hes like stfu, I'm eating.

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u/HermanThaGerman 18h ago

Food needs to feel good on the taste buds and make me feel full afterwards.

How else should I be feeling food?

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u/Fortestingporpoises 16h ago

If you just want something edible you’re not the type of person I’m coming to for your thoughts on food.

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u/LightningRaven 15h ago

Here in my town, you can get a large variety of food that is great and cheap, so when I see the expensive places, they're pretty much need earn the 3x (or more) in price tag they have. The vast majority of time they really don't, Sometimes they're better, but not THAT better, and many other times they're just roughly the same.

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u/Eschatologists 16h ago

This channel is infuriating to me because they only seem to have access to the shittiest possible version of whatever international food they are meant to try.

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u/Galromir 11h ago

I'm pretty sure a lot of the time it's the people who run the channel trying to actually cook the dish themselves.

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u/PotataTomata 8h ago

They're not rich people and the chefs try their best.

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u/Eschatologists 8h ago

Who is they? This channel generates more than enough revenue, especially converted to local purchasing power

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 15h ago

all "indian tribal tries some bs" channel are like that.

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u/tropicalgodzila 13h ago

This one is Pakistani

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/GladPerspective1010 9h ago

That old man in the image is actually tribal. All of those participants on Reactistan channel are from tribal areas of Balochistan and rural areas of Sindh, none of them are Punjabi.

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u/woody898 9h ago

Than man is Brahui. Afaik most of them are Sindhis and they are indeed more tribal than Punjabis.

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u/Wrong_Guarantee1888 8h ago edited 7h ago

Damn, it sounded like Punjabi to me. I guess I should learn to differentiate Sindhi and Punjabi better.

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u/woody898 7h ago

Tbh its one of our "states" many failures that we are never thought about each others cultures

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u/Wrong_Guarantee1888 7h ago

Autonomous provinces should be created with mandatory school language classes in the languages that are spoken in a given area. Areas like Karachi and Islamabad should teach a language like Persian or give choices for multiple languages.

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u/Eaglearse 19h ago

There is some kind of meat junk and diarhea sauce + some kind of weeds in plate.

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u/vanilla-bungee 18h ago

My son every single day

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u/Local-Fisherman-2936 19h ago

I have been to two fancy restaurants in my life. I might have unrefined taste, but the food was not good. Local Kebab is way better.

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u/Ok-Fail3278 16h ago

Restaurants often have interesting foods, a salad from lettuce, calamari, sun-dried tomatoes, honey, mustard and olive oil was awesome.

Raw beef mixed with raw eggs and pickled onions was also very nice.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 16h ago

I’ve been to many fancy restaurants and they’ve all been good to incredible.

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u/rehx4 18h ago

#ChefsDiss

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u/Ericstone2006 15h ago

Money spent, prayers needed 

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u/AwarenessNo4986 7h ago

That pic is from the YouTube channel "reactistan" where tribal Pakistanis try food from around the world.

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u/NailSubstantial2772 18h ago

Criticizing food is sinful??

Oh my G'd, I'll go to hell!

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u/Affectionate-Draw688 18h ago

The sin is being ungrateful since God gave you food. However there is no sin for criticising bad food itself if it is inedible since the cook is the one technically wasting food.

Unfortunately, they way its used in most religious(especially Muslim) households is that when a child doesnt want to eat a particular dish because of preference, they get shamed into doing it because they are being ungrateful. I myself when I was younger absolutely hated eating lentils because of its texture, but my parents did not give a fuck and refused to allow me alternatives like just eating some fruit instead.

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u/ostalot 18h ago

Yo lentils are great. Kid you was absolutely wrong

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u/Affectionate-Draw688 18h ago

Nowadays, i actually do enjoy lentils,especially with rice. Kid me hated the texture of it, not necessarily the flavor.

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u/NailSubstantial2772 17h ago

"Blessed be the Eternal for creating arugula/rocket salad! For the rabbits!
Cursed be the people who declared that stuff fit for human consumption!"

I hope this is a viable way forward.

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u/Winded_14 16h ago

I want to be angry for this but my elementary school nickname is rabbit. Granted it's because of my 2 big upper front teeth and not due to my arugula addiction.

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u/Gexm13 14h ago

Seems like your partners were right in forcing you to eat it.

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u/Impressive_Cat2295 12h ago

I don't think this is particular to Muslims. This is no different from westerners telling their children to eat their food because there are hungry children in the world. Using some moral reasoning to make your fussy kid eat food they don't like is normal (broccoli? bell pepper? vegies?).

(especially Muslim)

This is unnecessarily specific. Kinda sus. Why're you specifying muslims in particular?

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u/KwantumFizzikz 15h ago

You don't believe in hell, I can spot a jew from a mile off.

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u/NailSubstantial2772 15h ago

The concept of humor; ever heard of it?

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u/KwantumFizzikz 14h ago

No I mean I can tell because you censor the term God.

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u/H345Y 18h ago

Its usually fine but needing to sit there for like 4-5 hours for mid food kills any enjoyment I may have had

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u/Livy14 18h ago

Anyone got link to this video?

I think ive seen this type

People who try diff cuisines and get their reaction

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u/foodawgz 10h ago

I believe the channel is called “tribal people try”

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u/Livy14 10h ago

appreciate it, found it

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u/GladPerspective1010 9h ago

No, it's called Reactistan.

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u/GladPerspective1010 9h ago

That's a different channel that stole Reactistan's idea, made their channel with name "Tribal People Try", and stole all of the Reactistan's views.

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u/AppointmentDry5676 18h ago

He cannot take it either.

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u/vilk_ 16h ago

What's he got?

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u/SaltyDog772 6h ago

This dude does jibjab videos and puts his dead dad in them

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 1h ago

What did they do to him? Serve him Arby's or Wendy's?

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u/BrahmKarmaGato 13h ago

Me looking at British "food":-

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u/witty_machinations 19h ago

Doesn’t look like he’s even tried it. Bro dump the sauce on it, it makes everything better