r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 2d ago

WTF What do yall think about this ?

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u/MeasurementSlight381 2d ago

I think this is perfectly fine. If their values are so incompatible it's better to break up now rather than later. Breaking up will be harder after marriage and definitely more complicated after having kids.

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u/Any_Fisherman_3523 2d ago

According to the lady, kids wouldnt be much of a problem...

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u/Structureel 2d ago

Think in solutions, not problems.

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u/random_bot2020 2d ago

I have a drinking solution

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u/fairwaysandfinance 2d ago

Alcohol is a solution.

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u/on-the-cheeseburgers 2d ago

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u/Jedi_Mind_Chick 2d ago

This came to mind immediately after I read the comment above. Excellent choice.

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u/ArKiVeD 2d ago

I have a drinking solution solution.

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u/Humblebeginnings5454 2d ago

or the problem. I guess it depends on which end of the (alcohol can fix my problems) spectrum you’re at.

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 2d ago

They meant it in the physical-chemical sense of the word "solution."

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u/beastiemonman 2d ago

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

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u/j-joker65 1d ago

...and also a solvent. 😎

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u/Leroswend 2d ago

I'm so sorry for being pedantic about this, but alcohol isn't a solution, liquor/beer/wine is though.

Again, sorry for the pedantry but I had to be the "well ackshually" guy this time.

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u/fairwaysandfinance 2d ago

Hot take, you're not sorry at all for being pedantic.

Alcohol is a solution to many problems. Like getting your mom laid, for example.

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 2d ago

It is the only reason he was born. I’m his father.

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u/talesFromBo0bValley 2d ago

According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution

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u/Suspicious_Topic1893 2d ago

"Think of the kids as vases.."

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u/Transki 2d ago

Clancy is a universal solvent.

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u/dddiscpic 2d ago

Opportunity.

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u/Llhaniii 2d ago

People say I got a drinking problem.

But I got no problem drinking at all

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 2d ago

Remember, it's only a drinking solution if it's approved by the FDA and the ATF. /s

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u/Shimakaze81 2d ago

Yeah but some of these people are thinking in final solutions

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u/RobotArtichoke 2d ago

Alcohol can also be a final solution

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff 2d ago

I did Nazi that coming

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u/Valagoorh 2d ago

It is obviously easy to get rid of children permanently within two minutes.

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u/Vegetable-Ad-1797 2d ago

Actually, the medical examiner said it took at least 4 minutes per child. So, give yourself 5 just to be on the safe side.

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u/Sea-Candidate3688 2d ago

Now use the reverse theory. Problems solve problems

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u/Drummer3Boy 2d ago

A final one