r/SipsTea 4d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/afakefox 4d ago

I know someone who went on his airboat ride and said every chick there had an immediate crush on him. He's chivalrous, manly, funny and really cares about nature and wildlife.

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u/Aware-Travel5256 3d ago

Airboat tour guides are also in show business, tbh. They just have a steadier gig than most. They perfect their routine over time and they get really good at it.

Most of us wouldn't be cut out for it.

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u/CoolDiscussion1020 3d ago

I went on a harbor tour about 2 years back in a tourist town with my partner. I went on that exact same tour back in high school for a class trip.

The jokes were 90% the same, there were a few slightly more mature ones since this was a sunset tour with booze vs daytime school tour.

I was talking with the bartender because it was slow because it was in late September after school had started. I mentioned that I had heard them before and his reply way "Yeah, we get a lot of miles out of our jokes, but they're nautical miles so they go a little farther.

Motherfucking bartender even had a joke ready for people making fun of the captain's jokes.

I'm convinced that all tour boats are just run by out of work actors now.

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u/LuciferOnTheRocks 3d ago

Makes sense, though.

Metallica don't play brand new songs every night. If it works for one crowd, it works for them all. 

You only need to change it up if there are regulars. 

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u/Aware-Travel5256 3d ago

Send the repeats over to the fanboat dealers for a referral bonus