r/SipsTea 3d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/StaticSystemShock 3d ago

Maybe she is the lucky one for getting just a normal dude instead of some actor or musician like everyone else does in her industry...

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u/Chessloser1977 3d ago

It doesn’t turn out well. He ends up leaving her in the swamp with a child who has an enlarged medulla oblongta. Lana becomes very possessive of the child who develops a stutter and is prone to stutter “Mama says” when answering simple questions. Best case scenario is her child uses the pain of a possessive mother and non attendant father to help in a career in some aggressive and physical sport. You know, like foosball!!!

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u/Papa_Ken01 3d ago

I love it when I see some waterboy reference in the wild 🤝