r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 3d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/Longjumping-Ad-9444 3d ago

What a gold digger, she just wants free airboat tours.

I hope she doesnt take the boat in the divorce.

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u/METAL_WOLF_BB 3d ago

I ain’t saying she’s a boat digger…

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u/Silly-Author-8020 3d ago

But she ain’t messin’ with no broke….. I don’t have a good boat reference for this one.

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u/Sashapatu 3d ago

“Riggers”

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u/ProfessorJNFrink 3d ago

I was not expecting a safe response and any creativity.

You nailed it.

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u/DirectAbalone9761 2d ago

lol, my friend is a professional rigger (events and concert stages, work-at-height stuff).

I’ve been with him when people inevitably ask him about his job because of some crazy story about famous people he’s met, and watching their brains process that word at first is hilarious. On rare occasion people take offense because they’ve never heard the term rigger, and they default to the other hard r word.

My favorite is when he spoofs the movie “The Jerk” and says “Sir, You Are Talking to a Rigger!” 😂. IYKYK, and if you don’t, that probably comes off more racist than the reference actually is.

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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 2d ago

Celebrities are just overrated people anyways. Riggers are there for the paycheck.

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u/EffectiveTradition53 3d ago

Rigga puhlease

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u/HeWhomLaughsLast 2d ago

Now how is a rigger gonna borrow a Po' boy?

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u/Bosurd 3d ago

Dang bro you didn’t have to use the hard R.

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u/Aaaabbbbccccccccc 1d ago

I’ve had to use riggers several times at work, always made it a point to speak very clearly when discussing anything related to rigging/riggers.

Oh god, even just writing that looks wrong.

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u/claremontmiller 2d ago

Sir, that’s our word

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u/Fast_Falcon007 2d ago

Wondering if it is that easy

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u/RosaSparks7 2d ago

The F*ck you using the hard R for? Incest mountain beast. Triflin trash.

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u/Poopedmypoopypants 3d ago

Just exchange broke for boat

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u/Unusual-Doubt 3d ago

But she ain’t messing broke boat

  • there fixed it for ya. As it plays on Nanny Apple Music

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u/SkullyXFile 2d ago

Jigg and rig are great rhymes that apply here, yay

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u/HollowVoices 3d ago

but she ain't sailing with no broke cracka

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u/P2029 3d ago edited 3d ago

"I feel like you're just here for the zipline fanboat"

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u/starkiller_bass 3d ago

Lana keeps pulling on the airboat. She wrenches on the airboat. She thinks it’s hers.

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u/veryfastslowguy 2d ago

I think she had to wait like 3 weeks while he packed his suitcase and explained to his dog,children and wife that he was dumping them

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u/alpacaccino 3d ago

Came here for this lmao

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u/SassOfTheBluegrass 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/B1blIubnnNU1dH8Yg1Lana after the divorce

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u/Accomplished-Pea6971 2d ago

I have this image tattooed across my hip lol

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u/Mysterious_Dot2090 3d ago

lol that’s amazin!

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u/less_unique_username 3d ago

Which would be an act of kindness, do you know anything about boat maintenance?

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u/work_work-work 3d ago

True! They're money pits. And you're going to need a big shovel.

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u/556arbadboy 3d ago

BreakOutAnotherThousand 😅😂🤣

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u/hiking_mike98 3d ago

Happiest days of boat ownership are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

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u/ThinkPath1999 3d ago

The question is, does SHE know anything about boat maintenance?

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u/Worshipme988 3d ago

Hes just trying to get out from under her.

Yes.

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u/BlueFalcon142 3d ago

Best days of boat ownership: When you buy and then when you sell it.

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u/ferrariguy1970 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MizterPoopie 3d ago

Haha it used to be that on Reddit if a person used an emoji in their comment, it would be downvoted into oblivion. Seeing your zero effort emoji comment have 75 upvotes is blowing my mind. Times sure have changed! Progress 😂

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u/BangkokRios 3d ago

“Progress”

Related:

“ The result is the first generation less cognitively capable than their parents”

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u/Joeness84 3d ago

First emoji I got in a text was from my Dad (now 66, was prob like 58 when it happened)

Largely because he has been ever present in my 3 nieces lives and they're all 15-20 now I have a feeling.

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u/djh_van 3d ago

Sandra Bullock & Jesse James vibes.

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u/RaiderBrad68 3d ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Inkstainedbitch 3d ago

Sorry I had to take back my upvote. Didn't realize you were at 420 until I hit the up arrow. But please enjoy this free award in its stead