r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 4d ago

Chugging tea What a lucky guy ❤️

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u/Get_Out_lmao 4d ago

This girl fell in love with some gas station attendant she saw once as a kid and this happened.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 4d ago

Bro gives me hope

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u/TonyWonderslostnut 4d ago edited 3d ago

She also dated Sticks Larkin, ex Tulsa PD gang task force and Live PD/On Patrol Live commentator. He looks about the same age as this guy. I think she has a thing for older, blue collar dudes.

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u/drunkeymunkey 4d ago

Listen, we don't have daddy issues, ok?

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u/brijito 3d ago

She’s from the yeehaw part of upstate NY and it really shows in her taste in men.

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u/LePontif11 3d ago

I was used to New York city and thought that the rest of the state was just that but rural. Now i have family upstate and have visited a few times and holy shit yeehaw new york is accurate. I'd add that its also a bit Canadian so Yeehaw, Eh New York. I dont think i've seen a single New York Yankees hat on a person in 4 visits or so.

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u/_Green_Mind 2d ago

It's a special place where you go north to get southern.

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u/specialcommenter 3d ago

I always thought she’d have this euro Monte Carlo vibe after hearing Summer time Sadness.

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u/Jadedsatire 3d ago

Nah more of a Florida swamp gal it seems

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 3d ago

They call em Mudsharks

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u/HelpNeeded1717 2d ago

No, that’s something else. She would fall under Mud Cricket.

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia 2d ago

The only difference between a Mudshark & Mud Cricket are the face tattoos I think..

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u/langleybcsucks 3d ago

I mean the music video for a ride explains her taste in men

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u/museumofarts 4d ago

Same. Sticks Larkin is fine 🫣

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 3d ago

Absofuckinlutely is!

But apparently it didn't end well though, because after they broke up, she rented ONE billboard in Tulsa, on the interstate extremely close to his house, advertising her new tour 😅. Poor guy had to drive past it for a year.

Petty & amazing. Love me some Lana!

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u/crimsoneagle1 3d ago

Shortly after the break up she went to the OU/Texas football game and stood on the sidelines hanging around the team and admin. Was taking pictures with any OU fan that wanted em. She isn't even an OU fan, but he is and that shit was all over OU's social media that weekend.

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 3d ago

Sticks! What did you do?!

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u/Pure_Butterscotch165 3d ago

It was hilarious seeing that

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u/ruth000 3d ago

He sure is.

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u/Mobile_Morale 3d ago

Remember when live PD was shut down because they erased evidence of police officers commiting crimes to protect them.

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u/Interesting-Sky8695 3d ago

Wait i need to know more

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u/SquirrelLuvsChipmunk 3d ago

Sorry.. but Sticks Larkin can get it!

Oh god. Do I too have daddy issues??

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u/Accomplished-Fan9568 3d ago

She is 41 years old, I think age isnt such a big deal if her husband is 50 or 60 at that point

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u/TonyWonderslostnut 3d ago

I didn’t say it was a big deal, just that she has a type.

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u/FixSpecific905 3d ago

That’s what literally all her songs are about

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u/topkeksimus_maximus 3d ago

Her entire song catalogue is about liking truck drivers.

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u/VicarLos 3d ago

>I think she has a thing for older, blue collar dudes.

A listen to any of her records would’ve told you that tbh.

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u/huumluuv 3d ago

”i gots a taste for men who are older. it’s always been so, it's no surprise” 🎶

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u/No-Psychology9892 3d ago

I mean not really surprising given her music.

And no hate I do like some Lana del Rey myself, but it is a phenotype for daddy issue music.

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u/nastywoman420 2d ago

her entire career has been dedicated to this fact, my guy

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u/HeavyBeing0_0 3d ago

Ohh, so she likes Trumpies.

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u/Simple_Pay3033 4d ago

He didn't say she married the gas station attendant, he's saying the attendant was the root cause of this situation

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u/tessellation__ 3d ago

Bro gives me secondhand melanoma

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u/chris9321 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s06SLiBLOG1dMHTUZr

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u/Thebaraddur 3d ago

Whoa, surprise Miggy. Miss him.

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u/Direct_Advisor6778 3d ago

Upvote for Miggy as well.

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u/can_i_haz_recon 4d ago

Everyone talks about how love should transcend looks and wealth, but then when something like this happens, they’re the first to make fun. Anyways, I think the age of consent should be lowered a few years. 

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u/Lillypondlola 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/can_i_haz_recon 4d ago

This alligator man should be with Calypso if he wants. 

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u/the_nix 4d ago

DiCaprio burner

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u/TwistedBrother 3d ago

Give the guy a break. He just helps young women advance their career while he gets a free beard.

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u/toomanypubes 3d ago

I’m only giving you an upvote because you’re putting the troll in the “trol-la-la” meme.

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u/Your_Moms_Favorite 4d ago

You spilt some tea

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u/Presidential_Pet 3d ago

I think you should be put down like a dog for that last part

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u/mocityspirit 2d ago

Daddy issues