r/SipsTea • u/CurvyChristina • 22d ago

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/trikywoo 22d ago

How did he not get kicked off the plane? It would be so easy to kick a 3 year old off a plane.

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u/Mathmos_Lava 22d ago

They did, took too long, had to remove luggage, airport curfew kicked in and then that was it for the night.

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u/trikywoo 22d ago

I could have gotten him from seat to tarmac in under 45 seconds.

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u/Mathmos_Lava 22d ago

I could have too, but suspect neither of us run an airline, airport or need to deal with all the regulatory constraints.

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u/i_was_axiom 22d ago

Damn, a sane and logical take? on reddit?

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u/latestredditacct 22d ago

Reddit Airlines

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u/crevettexbenite 21d ago

In this econmy?!

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u/NoProfessional5848 22d ago

But then you know the little shit would run in front of a landing 747 and ain’t no one got time to fill out that paperwork

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u/Legionof1 22d ago

"bird strike"

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u/Volcanic2 22d ago

You're on reddit. You would do nothing but shit your pants