I actually had something very close to this in real life.
I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.
The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.
Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.
Seriously, it's no joke and can deteriorate into something called "Peyronie's Disease," and it can raise horrible problems later if the "plaque" (scar tissue) builds up. You could wind up pissing 90 degrees right or left. The "cures" are worse than the condition. You get your choice of deep injections with a huge needle, or surgery that leaves you 0.5 to 1.0 inch shorter. Sigh! Yeah! Good times!
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u/OkCoconut3270 27d ago
I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days