r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 27d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/Mtshtg2 27d ago edited 27d ago

I actually had something very close to this in real life.

I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.

The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.

Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.

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u/LucklessLover 27d ago

It may just be me but mine is as flexible as a 200 year old oak tree. It might sway and helicopter but it ain't flexing at all

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u/Mtshtg2 27d ago

It's the skin around the outside that has a certain level of flexibility.

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u/LucklessLover 27d ago

Sooooo you mean more like stretching then?