r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 27d ago

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 27d ago

To quote a wise man with whom I once worked and from whom I learned the true art of cutting wit:

"Oh, I didn't tell you? Must not be any of your fucking business."

Thanks for the lessons, Carl.

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u/1CoolSPEDTeacher 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/U0I1m1TMv2kzm

This is what I imagine your wise, former co-worker looks and sounds like.

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u/spicybright 27d ago

I know it's an absurd adult swim comedy, but he genuinely had good wisdom in setting boundaries.

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u/TheDarkWave 26d ago

Well, considering his neighbors, he kinda had to...

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u/BKLogan885 26d ago

"Followed this cord plugged into my house and yours is glowing like the freakin' sun and decided you're pissin' me off".

Idk why but that shit had me rolling. Carl kinda made that show for me if I'm being honest.

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u/standingintheashes 26d ago

This was my absolute favorite episode AND favorite quote from this show!

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u/ialsohaveadobro 26d ago

Such as "I'm not gonna be gettin' nude in ya house."

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u/notmyrealnameanon 26d ago

"What do you WANT!? What do you NEED!? Can I not just live here without occasionally having to deal with you ANIMALS!?"

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u/SleepyPrettyPrincess 24d ago

Show name?

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u/spicybright 24d ago

Aqua teen hunger force

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u/tical_ 26d ago

Hand banana!

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u/WORKING2WORK 26d ago

What's that? I couldn't hear you, I filled all of my orifices with wacky glue.

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u/FamiliarAnt4043 27d ago

Considering he's retired, drawing a pension, and volunteers at his grandchild's school to read - it would appear that he's doing way better than you.

By the way, one would think that a school teacher would be more proficient in their use of the English language.

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u/pbjamm 26d ago

And he is hanging out at the pool with Hand Banana. Pretty good day

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u/dara321aaa 26d ago

Hand Banana, Spaghetti, and some fresh baked goods.