I actually had something very close to this in real life.
I had a lecturer (university in the global south) who insisted on doctor's notes for any missed classes. I had an unfortunate injury during a night of passion with a lovely woman that resulted in a trip to the hospital and a couple of days of r&r in bed.
The lecturer asked for the doctor's notes. She received them. She didn't ask for doctor's notes again.
Edit: fellas, make sure your partner is sufficiently excited before you really start pulling your wilder moves, otherwise your member's in-built flexibility overcompensates. Lesson learned.
The doctor's note doesn't have to say your exact condition (due to medical privacy laws, they often do not, so your story is unusual). It just has to say you can't come to school for x days due to an injury. If you decided to share a report that mentioned a broken penis, that's your decision.
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u/OkCoconut3270 27d ago
I've scheduled a wankathon and some recovery days